Posts made by warpaint

Yeah I would refuse. His health is top priority. If I was in the opposite situation thoguh… actually I've been to, he was sick and I didn't care and we had sex. He didn't care too that he infected me. Lol.

No, I didn't.

I just love Cringe. It's like guilty pleasure cause cringe is my weakness. But I fucking enjoy it. Did you have any embarassing situations that you are actually ashamed of or you just facepalmed yourself and were like "what the fuck did I just do" ? Would love to hear it

Hey, just so I thought, anyone up for a topic with funny, sad, unexpected or mean conversations from grindr, scruff and all other apps ? Just post anything that is interesting or made you smile, laugh or just somewhat you think is worth mentioning.

Can't expect anything highly intelligent from me on apps, usually I'm a casual and often my replies are just ironic, mean and rude or provocative, but that's mostly because of being tired of being verbally molested or just bored I'm massaging people too so I got a lot of creepy offers from perverts.

Guy: Hi! Is there an option to meet? I can give you good money
Me: There is also an option to FUCK OFF
Guy: OH YOU FUCKING LOOSER

Guy: I can offer you money to give you a blowjob. I will pay big money.
Me: To put it in the other words. You're so unattractive that you have to pay people to even give them a blowjob?
Guy: No, I'm paying because I'm discreet.
Me: I will respect your discretion and not reply.

Guy: Hey Instagram pal
Me: Do I follow you?
Guy: I don't know my nick is…
Me: So we're not pals. Go to sleep cause you're mumbling.
Guy: I can't.
Me: Then jerk off.
Guy: I don't like to do it alone.
Me: Then ask your mom to watch.

Guy: Can I pay in nature for that massage ? ;)))
Me: Unless you're shitting cash, no.

That was for example, weird as shit. I don't understand what he wanted to achieve but okay, let's share.
Guy: Hi can I ask you an unusual question?
Me: What the fuck for?
Guy: Would you like to get to know a submissive guy? But not in sex, just in life.
Me: Meaning if the toilet will break you will wait for me to fix it ?
Guy: No. Meaning I'm for the service. Like commanding and I service like cleaning, driving, shopping, just like a towel guy or smth.
Me: Thanks then. I respect your position and preferences but I don't see a relationship with a slave. I'm looking for a real man but good luck in your searches and the life.
Guy: Oh, but you misunderstood me! I didn't mean the relationship. Just a friendship. Being a guy, a buddy just for commands, only for your luxury.
Me: No. Seriously. Fuck. No. Thanks.

And then there are guys who just can't give up and change their password for their gallery three times an hour.

Guy: Beautiful boy you are. *Password1
Me: Incorrect?
Guy: *Password2
Guy: I'll give you when you're online
Me: The fuck?
Guy *Password3
Guy: Now *Password4
Me: Goddamit. Can you fucking stop?
Guy: Hmmm maybe you'll be laughing at it but I care about the discretion. I don't want a possibility of my password getting forwarded.
Me: I'm not laughing. But why the fuck would anyone just send your password. If a guy doesn't think you're attractive he just won't enter the gallery for the second time even if you don't change it. But that's just my opinion.
Guy: (sudden change of topic? :D) Tell me... Would you like me to service you and caress you?
Me: Not really, no. I'm a top sorry.
Guy: I know you are. That's why I dont want to fuck you or even you to blow me. I just wanted to caress your body with my tongue and shove your dick down my throat all the way. I really like you. Sometimes I like to be submissive too.
Me: Aha. Thanks for thinking about me - I'll pass. Not my type.
Guy: What type is your type then? If that's not a mystery.
Me: Just no. Nor the age neither the sex.
Guy: Upsss.
Guy: take care. but I still think you're superb.
Guy: such a shame. You don't even allow the thought of me servicing you...

@brianboru72:

I totally agree with you- if it gets to that point where you've both shown interest and actually exchanged messages, then if he changes his mind, he should at least have the decency to say so and not just vanish into thin air. That's just rude.

On the first exchange though, it doesn't matter to me either way- no message means you aren't interested and I'll just move on. But a No thanks, you're not my type kind of reply is extra polite and the effort is appreciated.

Yup. Exactly.
We were really even talking about meeting already with the guy. Don't understand that.
Yeah! I gotta say after few years with guys on apps (well not sure if it's only in here or wherever, but they are really coarse here) I'm automatically ironic and pretty direct in a mean way : P One guy was like "come to the hotel i'm in town let's have some fun" and said "wrong fucking address" and I was ready to shit all over him but he said "ok. then… have a nice evening and thanks for the reply :)" and I was like "WHOOOOAH" haha.

@oxphordo:

Otherwise, if you reject them, it just brings out the crazy bitch in a guy.  And instead of being on the prowl, now he has his pride to defend.

Plus most guys that ghost me, I see out and they're like  :afr:     :cheesy2:     >:D

It's not. At least I didn't have any. Of course it does if you -as we with Brian discussed it above- talk a little with a guy but not in the first message.
But yeah it's funny meeting with guys outside. ON grindr it's like a different world. Everybody says shit and acts whatever and then it comes to the real life. Haha. I got some messages like "We were crossing the street together today". What the fuck? I'm like "cool". No better reason to start a chat, really? One guy was like "hey, you were at the club and you grabbed my butt and asked if it fits my fancies and I didn't follow you cause I was with friends". And I was like "dude. that city is 200km away and I spent the whole weekend sick in my house, don't remember grabbing any butts".
The worst thing is when you see someone really often.
Some guys are at my universities. The guy send me a message with "hi" and I just didn't reply. He's not my type so I won't start any conversation with him too, so we just pass each other at halls (he's a faculty I guess) and we know now who we are but we just awkwardly stare in different directions lol. Not many people or situations can make me awkward nowadays - believe me. But this does.
And there's the other guy who keeps stalking me and just keeps messaging. Fuck. He texted me the other day that I "walked pass by his burger king stand" XDDDDD I just keep ignoring. It scares me the fuck out.
Yeah that pretty much answers the thing of "not replying" and "ghosting". There are some guys who will not give you peace until you block them and they will text you for fucking years. I always wonder. How badly determined you have to be to stalk someone this much.

• hi
• hi
• how are you?
• hi
• hello
• will we meet?
• sup
• hi
• PICTURE
• hi
• *my name is ….
• PICTURE
• DICK PICTURE
• what's up
• hi
• how are you
• wanna meet?
• my name is

I KNOW WHAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS GODDAMMIT. LEAVE ME ALONE.

I'm okay with not replying.
IF I talk with the guy for the first time.
It's not rude - the guy probably sees your message but is not interested, especially if he's online. It's just a simple information - I'm not into it for whatever reason man.
I don't expect guys to answer and I as well rarely reply that someone's not my type. I usually reply if the guy is talking to me and I'm like "cool, send a photo though" and he turns out to be totally not worth it and I'm like "um, not my type", cause leaving it without a comment would be a little impolite I guess.
On the other side I hade not replying. It happens so much. A lot of guys were into me or were ready to meet and suddenly they were all like "…". Fucking silence. Not a word. One guy recently said he really likes me and loves the impression he has of me. It was the first guy since a long time that I actually hoped something will come out of and I did think of as an intelligent and attractive man. He gave me his number and went all quite. And THAT is fucking rude. I was like "well we don't have to talk if you don't want to" and he said "ok" ??? A fucking ok. 

Well yeah, when I gave my first bj I was really into it… for the first few minutes. The guy liked it so much that he just wanted me to keep going. I really wanted to make him cum so I did and it lasted forever. It was more than half an hour. My jaw hurt so bad and I kept saying "are you close?" and he was like "uhm no, don't worry" AND I WAS LIKE FUCK. FUCK YOU. And then he said "you know how to do it, I could do this all day" FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

@anusanus:

all the time

Me too. Not disgusted. Just not happy. Let down. I don't know. I have this problem for a long time, maybe because I started masturbating at a very young age. Sometimes I text with guys for nudes and I'm so horny that I just want to sext and watch pics and then uhh… some guys wanted a video of me cumming and when I did and recorded it I was like... ewwww no, I'm not sending. I had the same with my first bofriend and and guys I was meeting. Even if it was lovely, after it when we were laying in bed together, I just didn't feel like it. The exception is when I got together with a guy I fell in love with. Everytime we had sex... I didn't have any regrets or whatsoever

Hope you're all right Jerod!
That's the thing. You think - "yeah! so cool, I'm gonna screw, fuck it. this is so hot I want to put a dick in that fucking ass and cum inside" but that's just our dick thinking. Then second after you cum you'll regret.
I know, but I don't think it's okay. I was okay with doing the thing bareback with a guy I fell in love. Because I was sure, even if he's sick I was going to stay with him despite that. But I was irresponsible to that a few times with other guy. The thing is, you can never be too sure, so just save the barebacking for your partners. My friend was in relationship with a guy and it turned out he lied to him … Different kind of people in this world unfortunately.

I bottomed few or more times in my life. Well hmm. It depends on your mental set-up too I guess. I'm more of a top so it hurt me actually but my last ex was really big. Like REALLY and well it was kind of uncomfortable but worth it. It wasn't some great feeling but I just kept coming and coming for more, I mean even though he didn't force me I would like to sit on his dick and let him fuck me. One of the last times we had sex I guess I adjusted cause it was really good. didn't have any prostate orgasm or smth (not in my whole life) but he did such a great job.

Of course not. Stay away from such people. I'm not the best person, I had a bareback sex few times it was with a big boost of trust or having a total proof that someone is negative. But yeah still foolish enough. Safety first.

Did anyone play Genital Jousting ?

LOL. Never, never, never.
In Poland everybody HAS to take their shoes off in the corridor. It's just a total must. There are some houses though (like for single-families) that are big with mostly 2 floors, a dog, wooden floor and stuff that people just tell you "don't take your shoes off" and it's okay if the resident allows you. But yeah for me it's obligatory and I always pay attention to that, my guests are always aware of that but yeah I sometimes proclaimed some of my moms guest to just go back to the corridor and take that off.

Lol is that why they always wear sunglasses in Japanese porn? xD

Chad Conners actually beats all of them imo

@DamaDama:

Dua Lipa- Be the one

I love this one

I'm sorry but to me "look for friends in the bath house" is such a fucking bullshit. Maybe I am oldschool but lol this why I'm getting irritated in gay society. I just don't think that you have to necessarily make friends with gays just because you're gay. I have like 700 or 800 friends on social media and maybe 1-3% is gay.

I see the problem, you don't know anyone here so you can't go out with someone and then meet your friends' friends and create chain or something. But well there are plenty of ways. Work on your confidence. Don't be scared of being rejected. Everyone is being rejected. I've been rejected my whole life, but I'm trying. Even my ex who people and I for myself mistook for a god was rejected by just another guy. Rejection is such a part of the life. Embrace it and learn from it. Remember always to ask for a reason, like "why?" and everything might be not as it seems.

As for meeting people. I came for a trip to another city. My ex didn't have time so I went for a walk. During the walk I met like 3 different people one of which was Erasmus student, she was heading in the same direction so we just walked together and started talking. Just be natural and the talk will come out automatically. Don't think about how to start just go with the flow. When we arrived like 10-15 minutes later she didn't want to leave invited me for a party and I guess she was sad we parted cause she just stood there and we hugged and went in our direction. Not few steps further I shared smoke with a guy who had his first day at job of inviting people to the restaurant. I gave him few tips and tried to encourage him and talk to people myself. Be brave People will be impressed by you.

Next thing if you have an occasion like I don't know an evening in the pub with people from work or something like that just use it. You can really chat to people with no big reason just create the opportunity. You say Grindr is for fucking, right. What about other portals ? I don't mean interpals but there are sure some. Or maybe an UK gay dating site ? Is there one? Cause we have a few even in Poland. If it's about the app use Tinder. You can do a lot of stuff with it. People are not looking for sex there so it'll be ok. Sometimes I'm like "I'm going for a walk - if you're interested you have an hour if not I understand and we're cool" or I just text in my nickname "A walk?" or something like that. You would be surprised but there are people even on Grindr that will go with it. But yeah you even have a weird option in Tinder to come out in group but I don't know how it works it might be pretty stupid. Maybe also think about instagram ? Met my ex there.
If you're worried about your look - well do what you can do to make it better. If there's nothing yet more you can do and you tried anything that means you feel good with yourself and it might attract other people too Just don't lose hope. I'm feeling like shit sometimes too. Fighting with depression for 10 years. But there will be better times you really have to believe it.

@Oscarbingham:

I wouldnt drink the saliva or the Blood of Any cow, just like I wouldnt drink the milk out of a Cat or a dog. For ethical reasons, only vegetable  milks here please!

You realize though that saliva and blood aren't milk? And you realize though that milk doesn't come from a cat or a dog? It's a bit rich coming from a person that probably swallows millions of unborn children every time they have sex

@MikeChang:

Soy milk is the best substitute out there when it comes to milk substitutes: Almond milk, rice milk, or hemp milk — I wouldn't even call them cow milk replacers. They are very low in protein.

What about coconut milk?

@bottom4porn:

It's funny that my post already got down-voted, meanwhile I backed up everything I said with facts you can find in any college or university biology or biochemistry textbook. Sad how brainwashed some people are… but go on believing your cult-like vegan/vegetarian pseudo-science, cuz I know it had to be someone who's vegan/vegetarian that down-voted me  ::)

Haha. Now you have one up from me so you're even

Banks - This is not about us.

Yeah no better moment than when you both come and his inside you or you're inside him full of seed of person you love and you just stay like this try to quiet down and top it with a kiss. I miss that gawd.