That's so long ago but I think it was oil. Now that minge from last year is on it and her box is stinking my box up so I don't know that I'd say watch until next week when the twat will be gone. God she makes me madder than a senior citizen with a lawn.
Posts made by groovedware
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RE: Big Brother UK Time Bomb
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RE: What to do with the extra seed bonus points after becoming a power user?
Lips sealed best, 1. apart from a few points all I am offering right now is a clipping from the bush 2. like that chick with a hit from last year I am all about the ass about the ass just anal.
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RE: Porn Star Do You Wish to Have Bareback Scene?
giggle this thread isn't throwing Tim off just because he's groovedware
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RE: Game of Thrones Season 5
Are we able to start talking that finale?
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RE: What to do with the extra seed bonus points after becoming a power user?
Here's 10 points now hush.
Although I need to draw attention to myself the bright light of skirting the rules is not the attention I crave.
Play your cards right fella and I'll take a clipping from the bush for you.
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RE: Sense8
Update: I still haven't gone back, wanted to make sure I finished GOT before anyone spoiled it (although I already knew the major bit) and then instead I had OITNB spoiled for me by some random idiot on Whisper, bla bla bla
However, with regards to Sense8, I was working under some misinformation. I slogged through to episode 3 because I had read that was where it really picked up and the implication was because that was the episode that Tom Tykwer directs but I've just checked and it's actually episode 4 he directs.
There is so much television right now I may have to scale back the porn research…
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RE: What to do with the extra seed bonus points after becoming a power user?
Also, though not always mentioned by the TPTB, your extra seed bonus points can be converted into pleasures of a more carnal nature, if you are so inclined.
There are a few of us around here who are receptive to suggestion in exchange for a little seed (be it bonus seed points or the seed so many spill inspecting the latest torrents).
You will find my rates are very fair even for the most economical minded. I've been quite open about the fact for just 5 seed points I will jerk off in a bush and let you listen and for just 50 seed points I will come and entertain you & a smallish group of your choosing with the national dance of my people.
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RE: What is the amount of seed points given to make a torrent freeleech based on?
I am not ashamed to admit I have earned seed points performing this number in the alley behind my place.
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RE: Testing 1 2 3 Is this thing on?
oh the fun we learn by testing
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RE: Hottest men???
The men of Malta have a certain something something but I must admit I've never said "No" to any nationality on that basis alone and I am open to "not of this world".
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RE: What brand of poppers do you like? (those of you who use it)
A US Chemist who makes his own formulations http://www.uspopshop.com/
American based orders, the website listed for orders outside the US is defunct.
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RE: What brand of poppers do you like? (those of you who use it)
Health Canada really grates my cheese. Jungle Juice was my fave and also is a Canadian product. Currently their website is unable to process orders due to "officials" according to the site. How Health Canada can bugger that up further is beyond me. I know I am old school but my VCR heads are downright filthy at the moment and with no way to clean them because some delinquents choose to abuse a substance!
Let me know where you order from and how successful you are.
I have been looking into "breaking bad" a batch on my own, I have found a recipe & watched a demonstration of creating the product. It's now just a case of sourcing ingredients (& cost because I don't think it will be just small amounts).
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RE: Are "Daddies" expected to be Tops?
Oh ya Jesus is a freak for sure, his Daddy issues are not something I am comfortable working out with him.
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RE: Cheese from Trees for Jesus
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Cheese from Trees for Jesus
That's right brothers & sisters, men & boys, up next we have cheese made from trees in the name of Hey Zeus.
It's not that we are opposed to animal husbandry (which is not exactly what you think it is, you there in the back, with the manure eating grin, stick to marrying your cousins) but if you have ever asked your self why there isn't a larger market for porcine cheddar I suggest to you Tree Cheese may be for you.
Now I know you are going to come at me with your Gouda, your Havarti & your Provolone but I will come back at you with my Oak, my Maple and my Sumach. The variety in Tree Cheese is as endless and satisfying as your dairy based products without punishing a sentient being for having offspring. Let me level with you here for a minute, once you have made a pizza with Birch Cheese your mouth will never again fumble around with mozzarella. Fact!
What about blue cheese?
Well, let me just say back in the day when something was blue you wouldn't be bring it up in front of kin folk or strangers. That being said I have read me some Terry Southern so I know a thing or two about having your retinas penetrated and that is best left to the insects. When it comes to cheese with a mould I have that covered as well gosh and by golly if you have some thing that can't be fermented what is the point? Trigger warning folks
! point injection and needles aren't just banned pornography but actual parts of the process, the mould is not injected as in your Roquefort what I have here is a method for fermenting the cheese as a whole.
As for Jesus, of course you can substitute any deity you may burn crosses for it's just that in these beginning stages I wanted to market to the lowest common denominator for the widest possible mark. Again, if I'm being honest, the only worshipping I do on my knees is for cock and the fact is cheese from the penis…do I have to spell it out? I am all for changing perceptions but that there is a monolith unto itself.
Now I know you are thinking he's just another charlatan trying to sell me a grassy knoll for $9.11 but that is wear you are wrong. Wear? Over there. Stop, look & listen before you buy my sheets. Peter Gabriel wasn't just some shill for the first book of the Bible he has agreed in spirit to a rework I am calling Creaming Trees for the roll out ad campaign. That alone should indicate to you I am on the level.
So you made it this far, I am certain it is not a case of "How much?" but what process is the payment made in where by my own fault we come to a stumbling block. I have no quarter for filthy lucre and like the Utah Saints said when they sampled Gwen Guthrie: What can you do for me?
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RE: Utopia - Best Series Ever
Glenn Close is Mister Rabbit in my mind so actually no she is not being considered but if I was Glenn Close's people I would get off the phone with Phil Collin's people and be begging for the role that would finally make her a star
That said I have started rumours before that turned out true, my latest is that HBO is developing Brokeback Mountain as a series, when I casually mentioned my little rumour recently at a party a total random started disclosing details about the series like Jake 'greedy bottom' Gyllenhaal is executive producing. I didn't have the heart to say it was a rumour I started because sometimes what we wish for does indeed come from over the rainbow.
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RE: Are "Daddies" expected to be Tops?
Trudat, Daddy is in control and if Daddy wants you to take the wheel you best not leave it to Jesus.
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RE: Sense8
Sacrificing goats has no effect in the real world, money money money makes the world spin round which is why I am certain despite what you read anywhere else girl pays beaucoup dollars to be on Hannibal. There is absolutely no way on earth any other explanation is possible.
Episode 1 of Season 3 is still not fully absorbed here and so I have not attempted 2 though it is lurking me like a cannibal who has fed on Spam only.
Although Du Maurier is my brand of smoke she is my 2nd favourite aspect of Hannibal (& Janice Poon's Feeding Hannibal has totally dropped off the list now that she's marketing a book) and all the other aspects combined don't match up to the sound. Brian Reitzell knows G-d.
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Anal Balm
For almost 3 decades now I have received deliveries at the rear door and today was the first time I've ever heard about post maintenance. Is this some sort of ponzi scheme trying to chip away at the almighty gay dollar or could I be offering a better experience to my delivery guys?
http://www.amazon.com/Dr-Wheatgrass-Superbalm-150ml-Multi-purpose/dp/B001V7IJHW I mean, like, it has dp in the url…