Posts made by groovedware

"Sadly, I'm not too clued in on the eastern religions and their beginnings."

Like the rest of the fairy tales they have high points and low points but I don't recommend wasting more than a cursory look.  Given the chance I will kick the 14th Dalai Lama in the groin so hard he will reincarnate as the 15th.

Scientology fascinates me in a way, the same way that Nazi Germany does.  I honestly think the only reason they have celebrities members is due to blackmail.  Although I will say researching Scientology introduced me to Jack Parsons and he is one fascinating dude.

The Abrahamic religions were what I was referencing when I said "Nothing good ever came from the desert".  I can't wait for the day Xtianinty is exposed for the fraud it is & all those idiots will have to choose between Judaism or Islam to continue worshipping the same God.

:hiya:

The tale of the man so poor he couldn't afford the glass eye to replace the eye he lost to…well that's a different story.  Anyway he was so poor he had to fashion a replacement from wood.  It was painfully obvious and made dating very difficult.  Eventually he met a girl who when she was young had survived a fire, although not without severe burns to her face.  A skin graft from her nether regions was implemented but also made dating difficult for her.  They began dating & eventually married with the promise to never mention the other's obvious flaws.

One morning he was preparing breakfast & asked her if she'd like some bacon to which she replied "Would I?" & his retort was

! CUNTFACE

Proper telling of this story & a bit of Pavlov's Dog means you too can have friends who will say

! CUNTFACE on demand.  Which, believe it or not, has come in handy on more than one occasion!

:cheers:

Voodoo dick, my ass.

For the longest time after getting mine just looking at any tattoo could make me nauseous but that has passed, now just where mine is & necks make me queasy.  I have also been known to laugh loudly when I hear people say "they don't hurt".  I know pain having suffered through low back pain for many years and walking around on a broken ankle for a day before deciding maybe a doctor should look at it.

I would recommend first timers go for the fleshiest spot they can.

@toonfan69:

Don't use Crisco with rubber clothing or condoms

If you use a water based lubricant (j-lube, k-lube, aqueous cream) you can mix in a bit of voltarol (diclofenac) gel to help ease any painful feelings during the play

The guy I play 'hide the arm' with mixes up j-lube, crisco & clove oil and calls it 'slam dunk' I think.  Apparently the clove oil acts as an anesthetizing agent but also, most importantly to me, kills off that crisco scent.

@rickydrexel:

@bear1515:

It's because many people attribute it as being a thing that women do. That's why there is that stupid thing: The woman of the relationship.

Its just a extremely stupid concept that many people still use.

I really hate that, but I don't feel like the gay community has made it any better by accepting this. I hate when guys refer to their assholes as "pussy"!! But you hear it in porn, and all over the gay community. There's nothing attractive about that.

Indeed!  I was once in a scene where one of the guys kept going on about my "pussy".  At the first use of it, I excused myself for a couple minutes, second use of it I corrected him & third use of it I was out of there.

Also, real men take it up the ass!

@Minerboh80:

Certain spots?

Yes.  Apparently I chose one of the worst places for mine as far as nerves or some such.  I went into shock mid-way through the ordeal & started to convince myself it would be 'just fine' half finished.

Not this reality show that is airing now but the British series Utopia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utopia_%28UK_TV_series%29 that David Fincher is making into an American version for HBO.

An example (that isn't a spoiler beyond seeing):  http://youtu.be/IhPTUog6DWc  The only time I can think of when I couldn't stop laughing at murder.

Sadly I've recently read there won't be a third series.

The television series is going to be finished before the book series.  Start with TV and leave the book reading for the last century.

@ninjapow:

but each season is a different story so it doesn't matter.

Nothing too spoilery:

Word on the street now is that each season is not a separate story but that they are all connected, which for me gives hope to all of them being a little more than a hot mess by the end.  Pepper from Asylum is Pepper in Freakshow, the actress is the same but also it has been confirmed it is the same character.  There are also a number of examples of characters from the separate seasons having the same surnames & the suggestion is they may be kin.  Also Boston figures prominently in all of the series in some form & Vivien Harmon mentions her family coming from Florida, which is exactly where we are right now.

Moffat needs to take a break.  I think he's stretched to thin to be honest.  He wrote some of my all time fave episodes (The Girl in The Fireplace & Blink) & I enjoyed his first season as showrunner. 
Also somewhat to his credit is the fact that Matt Smith is probably my fave doctor now (sorry Tom but hey your appearance in The Day of The Doctor stole that episode).
Last season I started vocally expressing my dislike.  This season I have just stopped watching.  I tried to watch the first episode 3 separate times & fell asleep during each watch.  I left the room for the second episode to, wait for it, do the dishes.  The third episode having a Robin Hood theme meant I didn't even check it out.  I read a glowing review for the fourth (putting it on par with Blink) but I think I need some space before I attempt it.

I also couldn't get past the first episode of the latest season of Sherlock.

That's right, all those man made religions (that's all of them folks) are basically just fairy tales but that doesn't mean you can't a favourite or even a most hated.  For example Sikh is my fave and it's no coincidence that it is the only one doesn't explicity forbid homosexuality.  Please don't try to suggest that 1. Buddhism isn't a religion (it is) or 2. that homosexuality is accepted by it (it isn't).  As for most hated:  nothing good has ever come from the desert.  :crazy2:

@Speedmaster8:

I don't think that a question like "What is the best…" could be ever answered, because each person has differrent likes and tastes. It's the same as asking for "best coffee supplier", "best ketchup" or as well asking for the "cutest ass worldwide".

Eric Videos
Starbucks
Heinz
Mine

I don't think it's an exclusively gay thing but more of a people in general thing.

@danijelr15:

Try asking them about the cock size they're attracted to and you'll see replies just pouring in.

Large (& attatched to a Virgo)

YES

I can be very critical of that noise people make with guitars & such.  Invariably that leads to "What do you like?" and my answer is "If it sounds like a computer made it I like it".

I don't know where you are but if you aren't in Hawaii there you go  :cheesy2:

Tattoos in a certain spot can make me taste the vomit in the back of my throat but that's only because they are in that certain spot that mine is and I am reminded of the experience.

I was coming to giggle about not having to hide porn then I remembered all the porn I have that isn't man on man is hidden away in documents.  :blind: