Need haircut.
I'll give you haircut. Towel off, of course, to help cleanup. In fact, me nu aussi, help cleanup. I sit on your lap, help reach hairs to cut them. You get hard? No souci. You very sexy, love sit on dick. Love pics, cut hair, and me sex very, very hard. 
Love fur, woof!!!
EDIT: Drunk-to-English translation:
You are very hot. I think you could use a haircut, but I would very gladly give you one.
Remember, kids; don't drink and post.
Just send me pics. Here, preferably. Love sexy hairy guys. Share photos. :cheesy2:
Relax. Is biggest key. Relax. And then practice.
Also, don't fuck self with key. Probably do much damage. Good luck.
Yes, putting all the faith in PreP and doing BB is dangerous. All it takes is one strain resistant to the current drugs to propogate and we are back to 1984. Use your best judgement. Is always a balance. But please be careful. Remember that biologie will fait ce qu'elle veut. Finds a way. Even when drunk as me, please take care of yourself. Rememver to think, is it worth the risk. Make yor own judgement.
just imagine if men could also naturally lubricate our anal linings like a women's vagina.
No, you just need a top with a lot of precum.
not true at all, the development of the prostate is dependent on the presence of the gay gene, and happens in the 3rd trimester of fetal development about the same time as the additional muscles develop in the hands to facilitate finger snapping.
Thank you! I can't believe so many of our own kind are ignorant of the mechanics of the gay gene. This is why we have those mandatory meetings, people!
Mine has a very interesting origin.
So, I really like guys with a lot of body hair.
Oh, I guess that's it.
It took me forever to find it, also. (Then I felt stupid when I did find it. :D)
Go to "Search," then click on "Show torrents on Wish List." There is also a check box that does the same thing.
I just use fingernail scissors and trim them when they get too long.
First of all – and you likely know this already -- Minoxidil is not approved for hair loss other than on the scalp. There may be serious health risks associated with using it other than as indicated on the label. Secondly, there is little-to-no evidence that it works for increasing body or beard hair. From what I have read, many of the "success" stories of this use have come from men in their early 20s or younger, who may have been on the point of growing new hair naturally.
Now, knowing all of that, I did try applying it to my chest (and frequently to my beard ; I have a small area that doesn't want to grow hair) "just to see" if it did anything. I used it consistently for about two months, then for another month after a break (in my mid-30s). To be completely honest -- it may have done something. I have a little bit the impression that I have more visible hairs on the edges of my chest than I did before. However, I did not take before and after pictures, so it is very hard to tell for certain. IF it did make a difference, however, it was a very slight one. I am not very hairy to begin with, so any differences would be easy to see, and I am still not certain there were any at all. If you cannot grow a thick beard and are hoping to fill it out, you will likely be disappointed.
Now, it is your life. If you want to experiment, it is your decision. However, please be aware that it is potentially dangerous (always consider the risks), and if you choose to try it anyway, I recommend not having any expectations at the beginning, so you are not disappointed if nothing happens.
Over and I know it. Would like to lose a couple stone, but not overly concerned about it. Having a healthy cardiovascular system and the strength and stamina to enjoy some – ahem -- rigorous exercise :bsex: are my main goals.
Nope. You're the only one on the earth. Sorry.
Maybe it is because I'm into young twinkish guys. I just find it hard to believe that none like an older guy.
Oh, yes, this definitely makes a difference. While there are always exceptions, twinks on the whole tend to be oblivious to just how shallow and superficial they can be, according to my observations. Not many (statistically speaking) have the emotional maturity or life experience to see past things like hairstyle, weight, etc.
I'm sorry for them, but hopefully (and very likely, based on what you told us), that was the right decision and they can both move on to something better for them now.
Typically, I don't really care if they're gay or straight in real life. I'm watching the porn for the porn. I do get quickly turned off by the guys who are clearly not into it, however – and that applies to gay or straight guys.
That being said, I do sometimes actively seek out the G4P films. I think it kind of fulfills that desire most of us have had at one point or another to be able to "flip" a guy. 
Of course, it doesn't matter too much if the guy is actually straight, as long as they can successfully make me believe he is (hopefully without him seeming too disinterested). I forget the name of the site, but there was one that had college-age guys come and pose or do gay things for money, and some of the ones that came back a lot got really comfortable to the point they seemed to enjoy having sex with each other. Were they really 100% straight to begin with? I don't know, but it was fun watching.
If I was able to get passed the introduction phase, I think I could easily rock it. I communicate well, have a set of interests, and so on. My problem is getting the initial introduction. Since they have not talked to me, and do not yet know what I have to offer, physical attractiveness is all they have to go by.
This is exactly why choosing the right picture is important. I know you said you don't want to "trick" guys with your photo, but there is a general understanding in online dating that people choose a profile picture that paints them in the best light. Using a photo in which you are 10 years younger or 30 kg lighter is certainly deceitful to me (unless you have a good reason for using that photo and make it clear that you don't look that way anymore). I think taking off your glasses for a photo to show your face is perfectly acceptable, though. On sites that allow more than one photo, you can add some with the glasses to show the diversity of how you can look.
I guess the real question is this: Assuming a better picture gets you more real-life meetings, is it worth having a few guys feel tricked if it also means someone will be possibly disappointed at first, but stick around long enough to start liking who you are?
No, my only point about the glasses was that in the two photos you've shown, the glasses are producing glare and obscuring part of your face, so we can't really see what your eyes look like. In real life we could probably see you better even with the glasses on, but not in these photos.
I have never seen this before in my life, and I don't find it particularly attractive. I mean, unless it means the guy is about to drop them completely.