whatever but clean and healthy

@turkishboyb said in How long does your pre-sex hygiene ritual take?:

mine is alas 30-40 mins max, and i hate it 😄 im vers bottom but i still hate it cause it requires a lot of effort. while women dont have to do anything why we have to do this, not fair lol

Keeping a vagina clean inside and out still requires a little prep and clean, so yes it's less than than the prep for anal, but they're not "doing nothing".

@trader42 said in Shower before sex or after ?.:

Showering before and after is being presented as the maximal option here. But how about:

1. Each partner briefly showers.
2. Share a bath together in a beautiful outsized copper bathtub, with a bottle of champagne, slowly getting used to each others' intimacy.
3. Go to the bedroom to have sex once it feels right.
4. Shower again, washing each other tenderly.
5. Take advantage of one's newly clean state to put on fresh pyjamas and laze around together.

Is this the Red Shoe Diaries?

@Kekkaishi Very simple...the day of your massage, stick to a liquid diet. No solid food. Especially with a late evening appointment.

@kalayaan

Excluding people that have obvious defects, I find that most people that get plastic surgery tend to look worse, unless it's a very minor procedure.

I agree that is what I use and it is quite nice. Just change the blade often!

Either way is fine, the body shape matters more.

I do not recommend it will burn like a bitch!

@snowboarder9 Sorry for the late reply but I absolutely love my nipple piercing. I love how it looks, I loved when its played with, I am so happy I got them. That being said would I ever go through getting them pierced again? I probably would not. They took the longest to heal out of all my piercings and they are sensitive as hell during that time. Also nothing is more awesome than forgetting they're there while drying off out of the shower and having the towel catch on one as you yank. Trust, if you ever needed a catalyst to cry in the shower, that will do it.
I am really happy I went through with it though and this is all just my experience.

@bi4smooth already consulted a doctor and got treatment. thanks

@eobox91103 said in Keeping your backside clean:

We can do better than off-the-shelf Charmin; see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpXtAhiKHBE

Hilarious! Thanks for that!

Yes, I would even piss on someone else if he wanted to.

Personally, I prefer no bush. I visit my groomer at once in two months to have them waxes out smooth.

@raphjd said in Does a Bidet Make Your Day?:

@flozen

We have a bidet in this house and our previous house.

Thanks for following Netiquette.

In the ABSENCE of a bidet, I use baby-wipes (or an equivalent) to clean after defecating.

If I'm stuck in public and can ONLY use paper, I'll wet it (even spit on it) to TRY to improve its effectiveness, but once I get home I literally MUST go clean myself. I feel DISGUSTING if all I've used is plain, dry paper!

My old house had a bidet (attached to the toilet, not a separate item)... my current one does not, and the bathroom is not "architected" in such a way as to make it feasible - and its a rental, so I can't remodel.

FWIW: I won't rim a guy unless I've wiped his ass with a moist towelette or baby wipe or wet cloth... SOMETHING! EWWW.... 🙂

Thanks for the post! Interesting topic, given that the US id kinda famous around the world for our LACK of bidets! But that's changing... albeit slowly, it it changing!

Used a philips body shaver. I like to do it pre shower just so that I don't have to take another bath after. I've never had any scars using this thing so I really recommend it.

@kekkaishi

I'm not a fan of back and shoulder hair, despite my husband looking like he's wearing a ginger fur coat.

As for shaving or not, I say NO.

If you want to have a clean look, then use a hair remover cream if you can. Do a safety test before going crazy.

Shaving will cause in-grown hairs and skin irritation. You will need to use a new blade and may have to change blades depending on how much and how course the hair is.

@cub2263 said in Smegma:

@colintnm damn would you have to just never shower or something to get smegma on a cut dick?

LOL not all circumcisions are as "aggressive" as others...

I've known plenty of "semi-circumcised" men - most of the foreskin gone, but enough left to cover the head mostly when fully soft...

Durex or Skyn . Second one is actually a little bit better .