jrsite55…
In the future, consider just posting ONE post with a bunch of jokes, instead of a bunch of posts with each having just one joke.
If anything, at least all of the "blonde" jokes could've been submitted in a single post. (Of course, that's just my personal opinion.)
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(Judging from the slew of "thumbs-down" responses your jokes got tacked with, that opinion of mine might not be as personal as I thought.)
…our ’83 Nissan Sentra wagon (now Bobby’s everyday car)..
Well…up until a few hours ago that is.
A few hours ago the old reliable Sentra wagon was nailed by some non-driving so-and-so while it was parked on the street in its usual spot in front of Bobby's apartment.
Needless to say, Bobby's pretty bummed about it. 
As Bobby “CrusaderRab” and I are days from celebrating our 35th year together come May 13th (or somewhere thereabout) let me be the first to post a reply starting with a big and sincere thank you–passing your well-wishes to all the other “May Celebrants”…
Cheers! - 乾杯 - Kanpai! (pronounced “kan-pie” - Japanese–Cheers/Empty the glass! - "20 Ways To Say "Cheers!"" - Today Translations - https://www.todaytranslations.com/news/20-ways-to-say-cheers)
35 years! Something neither of us ever imagined looking back to that “first time” so long ago in 1982–in “committed” relationships--never the thought of something ongoing coming to mind.
Yet here we are, countless fantastic experiences and moments shared, on a road of discovery and adventure, full of beauty and wonder on this long journey spanning distance and time--literally hundreds of thousands of miles traveling together over the decades.
For me it’s the ultimate road trip travelling a smooth path, meandering and unobstructed, one I never want to end--truly a dream--all because of Bobby!
Of course Bobby’s perspective might be a tad different. Not a “Highway to Hell” and maybe not quite a dream, but definitely not a nightmare. You know--just a different perspective…seen from a different vantage point.
In reality though, anybody else would’ve left me long before now! I’ve said he’s the only man in the world with two assholes, the one he was born with, and me--the one that “grew” on him.
When it comes to Bobby--I could never say enough or find words that adequately express my feelings, or demonstrate his goodness. I honestly believe any relationship could endure and anyone’s life would be better with a “Bobby”--so very grateful for mine.
This glorious journey, amazing and incredible, with its wealth of experiences began 35 years ago at Cal. The “Big U” as Bobby says, just a couple of miles from where we live today, and where we were living back then--him at his apartment, and me at mine--a few minutes away.
Indescribable joy and sorrow in the relationship of a lifetime, destined to last a lifetime…will only last a lifetime.
Having reviewed my stroll down “Memory Lane” I know my visits will be more frequent as I get older…now trying to end this thing and sobbing for some reason, I wanted to finish by saying…
“Thank you for everything Bobby. I love you.”
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Outside of fragrances that I just don’t find appealing, and instances where too much is used, I’m fine with them–having my own personal favorite I use regularly.
Not really clear when I started the routine, but if I’m showered and shaved, planning on being out and about, I usually “mist” from a distance--three spritzes--from the front, left and right, towards the neck and upper chest region.
My earliest recollection of being partial to any particular fragrance--around 1973--I was an 8th grader in junior high. Memories of Musk Oil in a small black bottle, and my girlfriend--biracial White and Filipino, thick with a nice round ass and big titties, and a lot more “experienced” than I was. We broke up before the end of 9th grade. She “fucked around” on me a few times--literally, starting high school as a sophomore pregnant as fuck!
Having tried a few fragrances since then–the “musk” variety has always been the favorite. Years ago I found my cologne. Royall Muske will always take me back to that time, recalling a moment from just one of the countless fantastic experiences I’ve been fortunate enough to have shared with Bobby, and largely due to him.
We were a couple of days into our 1986 “fall vacation”–a week long road trip in our ’83 Nissan Sentra wagon (now Bobby’s everyday car)--a loop of over 3,000 miles driving up the coast through California, Oregon, and Washington, with three days at Expo ’86 in Vancouver, British Columbia being the main goal.
This particular moment in time from the first week of September--recalling a gift shop in The Empress Hotel in Victoria, British Columbia--buying that first bottle. Currently on my third or fourth--Royall Muske–my cologne ever since–the only one I use and plan on ever using.
Bobby is primary to much of the sentimentality and my fondness relating everything to that cherished memory. The irony--he can’t stand perfumes and colognes! Oh well…just another one of a ton of differences between us.
With the noted exceptions above regarding personal appeal and use in moderation, it’s also a big no-no when getting “physical”–I like the smell not the taste.
So, when it comes to applied fragrances–cologne, perfume, and the like--I use, and I don’t have a problem with others who do.
What about you?
A common scenario: You make a purchase and incorrectly you're given back too much change.
What do you do–keep it, return it?
Or maybe you decide based on your current needs, or the specific situation--factors such as the amount of the discrepancy, or corporation vs. a “mom and pop” business affecting your decision.
Immoral and wrong as it may be, I have to embarrassingly admit I don’t always do what's right–make the correction and return the overpayment--as I should. ???
So, what do you do?
It would be nice if some of the SBPs were also given to the person who made the seed freeleech to encourage them - and ensure that they are not bankrupted by the effort!
I agree! :cheers:
(Especially since I use all of my SBPs making things freeleech.)
"Former New England Patriots Aaron Hernandez found dead in his cell." - https://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=48911.0
I remember there was some whispering regarding his "relationship" with the guy he was serving time for killing.
He's about to "make bank" with the Pats, and maybe this other guy was perhaps "suggesting" that some of that cash should come his way…or else (but you know gossip)
Split (2016)…6.1/10
“Kevin” (James McAvoy) definitely has some issues.
“Teaser” - https://youtu.be/84TouqfIsiI
Movie - http://123moviesfree.com/watch/split-2017-i.5-online-free-123movies.html
Enjoy!
My best friends are two guys I’ve known since 1982.
The first is my partner Bobby “CrusaderRab”–closing in on 35 years together as a couple. :cheers:
The other--and much more than a best friend--Pat - https://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=44373.msg243973#msg243973 :hug2:
Looking back as far as I can remember, it’s always been guys--for the most part, any female best friends came in the form of being girlfriends or fuck buddies as well.
The brain starts developing after 5 weeks.
While that is true, about 50% of people's brains never fully develop. Those people are called "Liberals".
Yes, and isn't it something that still even with that brain, "Liberals" seem to be the ones advancing and keeping up with the changing times, moving forward–you know evolving.
"Conservatives" on the other hand–having a "big brain" doesn't mean anything if it's not being used. Although what is pretty amazing are those "Conservatives" who continue to go on in spite of seemingly to be born without any brains at all! >:D
It's the music that helps it fit seamlessly I'd say. If you're into transformers, I bet you can connect any of the city fights together.
Thank you for the suggestion–much appreciated.
I realize I didn't clearly specify that what I'm really looking for are movies where the ending (or close to it) of one movie flows right into the following movie, at or near it's beginning. One splice to essentially make one movie out of the the original two.
Regardless, I do appreciate the suggestion--thanks again! 
Seeking material for what I guess could be called a little "hobby" of mine–getting a kick when the pieces fit together just right--splicing and joining movies.
A short video with three sample clips at the transition points, pairing six blockbuster movies…
The Thing (2011) and The Thing (1982) - Universal Pictures
Man of Steel (2013) and Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition) (2016) - Warner Brothers Pictures
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) - Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures and Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) - 20th Century Fox
I'm sure there's a bunch of other movies out there that can be fitted just so and I'd really appreciate any suggestions. So please feel free to list them!
I remember there was some whispering regarding his "relationship" with the guy he was serving time for killing.
He's about to "make bank" with the Pats, and maybe this other guy was perhaps "suggesting" that some of that cash should come his way…or else (but you know gossip)
Anyway, here's a couple of links to the latest…
My home and at other's as well. >:D
Considering losing my virginity as the first time cumming having partnered sex–I was 18, and it was to my high school sweetheart.
Awkward or not, I really can’t recall--smooth however, it definitely wasn’t. What I do remember distinctly was anxiously awaiting her period, and being quite relieved when “Aunt Flo” did arrive.
The first time cumming with a guy--I was probably around 20 or 21, and he was a stranger.
I was at the Adult “Book Store” watching some gay porno in one of those private viewing booths, and I think it might have been my first time doing that. Within a couple of minutes some guy quietly opens the door, walks into the booth, closes and locks the door. He doesn’t say a word and we’re both quietly looking at the video. He starts rubbing my back. I’m a little nervous but definitely excited as fuck!
Then the video play time expires. It’s totally dark and quiet and I have no idea what to do. In an instant the guy feeds the machine, the video’s back up and running--and I’m like, “Yes!”
Before long, he’s got my pants undone, my dick out, and he’s on his knees sucking my cock. It had to have felt really good because I think I nutted pretty fast. I honestly don’t remember if I warned him before doing so, but I have to guess he could tell I was about to. At any rate–I did–he swallowed.
No words were ever exchanged and I don’t remember if he jacked off while he was blowing me, or if he came, or what. What I do remember was he gave me a nice big hug afterwards, then slipped out the booth as quietly as he came in.
I'd like to have a daughter so she could take care of me when I'm old.
Good luck with that one.
I'm pretty sure having a daughter doesn't come with either the requirement or guarantee that the daughter has to or will "take care" of you.
Kids…got any? …want any?
“…young and dumb, and full of cum.” Quite fitting too, with 3-4 years of irresponsible behavior in three relationships that resulted in a matching number of 3-4 abortions–“Pro Choice” all the way--there was no hesitation in making that choice.
You should be in prison for killing your children. Disgusting.
So tell me, what would you have done given the exact situation?
Also, feel free to cast your vote at the forum topic poll at "Poll: “Pro-Choice” - Yes or No?" - https://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=48896.msg264427#msg264427
“You should be in prison for killing your children. Disgusting.”
That being a reply posted at my forum topic and poll “Kids” - https://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=48272.0
I’m curious and interested to know the opinions of others when it comes to the matter of Pro-Choice.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_pro-choice_movement
I didn’t cast a vote because I’m not sure where it falls on this topic’s poll. I feel having them or never having had one–both “normal”--neither a rarity.
Regarding “wet dreams”--I’ve never had one, but when it comes to those vivid dreams real enough to induce that nocturnal emission–I have had many such dreams as a kid, and “nightmares” would be more fitting.
A bed-wetter dealing with the angst and anxiety and suffering the associated embarrassment, I can clearly recall having dreams pissing at a urinal or toilet, only waking shocked and horrified to find it wasn’t all a dream…what a nightmare! :afr:
“Wet Dream Cream” - https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?returnto=%2Fmytorrents.php%3Fpage%3D5&id=073ce7f14cbcc076ffef56667042f8ed3612a429fed8e4f3
Here's one guy's method…
"...on cleaning yourself out in preparation to having your asshole “tended to”--rimmed, fucked, and fisted--avoiding the possibility of any unwanted “outcome” fouling things up.
In German, with hard-coded English subtitles, the video is a guide to “quickly get your butt cleaned”--NOT for “the lovers of deep enemas…deep fisting…” where things have to be “…clean up to the elbow.”
He’s a pleasant guy and he gives a real detailed and very personal look at douching in preparing for anal fun…when you want that raunchy fun to be clean!
Included are the “what nots”--as in “what not to do”--along with suggestions regarding nozzle tip, and even toilet “tissue” recommendations!" - "Lickin' & Stickin', Munchin' & Punchin' - Instructional Video" - https://www.gaytorrent.ru/details.php?returnto=%2Fmytorrents.php&id=af02b0575d3f43e8ffef56667042f8ed552a61cbfcf592e7
