Posts made by Semtex

Very interesting article regarding Cfisher & their legal representative:

Bribery, gay porn, and copyright trolls

Kimmy's in a Love Triangle!

5. Bye Felicia
4. Scenario
3. Madonna is overrated
2. There is no Entourage 2
1. Daddy's Boy  (I love John Cullum and will break out into a "and a daddy's boy's daddy's daddy" for no reason other than it makes me smile)

Bonus:  Can a begrudge a father one last romp with his boy before the navy ruins him?  My apologies to you and your adult son sir, I mistook you for a pair of common street screwers.

Season 2 = more of Daddy's Boy

I know it's only 2 episodes & I am shocked at how much more of David Schwimmer I look forward to seeing but I am really enjoying American Crime Story!

John Travolta not so much.  Sarah Paulson, no surprise, is great.

It should be noted:  I never drive drunk because I am a designated drinker.  Made a very sound decision when I was 16 that cars seemed to be a waste of money.

The internet on the other hand.  Oh dear me.  Even leaving off substances of any sort and looking at my usage since I got a tablet.  I wake up some mornings and think "Thank God I fell asleep before posting that" or the even worse when I go about my day only to find out from a friend what I managed to post before falling asleep.

I woke up this week to find "Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults" 2 clicks from being purchased on Amazon.  I couldn't even figure out how I got myself to that point.

All of which is just to say sometimes when inspecting the latest offerings of art Uncle Semtex can be in a state of elevation shall we say?  Also Semtex isn't just my login, it's also an explosive and both of us blow up real good.

Finally, sometimes it does actually seem like some uploaders purposely mislabel titles as bareback as I have to believe there can't be that many lazy/stupid guys uploading.

I have used the report a torrent function many times however I wasn't sure if misplaced or wrong sub-category warranted the same action.

Now I know and the more I know, well, the more rounded individual I become, one certainly hopes.

Thanks Popper that was what I was wondering although I may not have expressed myself correctly.

I think I only made the mistake of commenting on a torrent once due to it being a wrong category, maybe twice I am slow learner.  I know there's a silly little orphan comment out there somewhere on a torrent no longer marked as bareback where I mention condoms and anyone who sees it thinks "Hey that Semtex is a pretty samrt guy seeing condoms where condoms should be".  Doh.

Sub-category misplacement could be due to different factors but if one notices an inaccuracy draw attention to it with the "Report this torrent" function, correct?

I could easily also say if one is upset by the excessive posting in the now gone and kinda missed forum games one could just look the other way.

The slight difference here is that I have used actual precious precious bandwidth for what I honestly think is an attempt at deceit.  Which is to say actual skin coming off of my nose or at a cost.

Also, I was trying, I thought, to discuss rather than complain.  There aren't many things that bother me and it's not like condoms in porn are verboten.  Let's just pick a random number like 4605 and some how attribute that to my personal porn horde.  Let's also say it's the number of titles.  So if I have 4605 porn titles it's probably a safe guess to say that 87 of the 4605 titles involve actual condoms (it's likely closer to half the second number and double the first but we're being random).  I bet it's also safe to say a 1000 titles have been discarded because of condoms.  Some people don't want to see shit, others die a million deaths because Treasure Island throw a twat into the mix, me I'm no fan of latex but I am especially peeved when I settle in to critique the latest offering available.  When that offering is not what it was presented as ya it ruins the experience somewhat.  Do I start screaming and cursing?  Yes, actually I do perform something of a curse and send it out at the numb skull who thinks the knee bone is connected to the saddle bag look ma no rubbers, pfft fooey.

Tell you what, let's do a little experiment, I'll start mislabelling scat & pussy porn and you tell everyone "hey no biggie".  I mean, was I phrasing like it was the end of the world?  I thought I referenced my actual latex allergy to a humorous or at the very least light hearted enough to show just how 'not serious' I was being.  It would not be the first time I achieved the opposite effect to what I was aiming for.  Giggle I said "aiming" and like perhaps I know how to aim.  Ha.

Sometimes it's best not to leave the talking stick with me, I can easily get lost and think that more words may help me find my way.

Sure, sure but the reason we watch TV (or movies or what have you) is to be entertained by the charade, I think, right?

Just because I knew there wasn't really an island that could be moved I didn't stop watching Lost, here I reference another charade, that one that Lost was all about 'relationships' from the beginning, I think, right?

So it seems pretty much hook line and sinker America is going to have a female president after the black president because the employers don't want the lack of diversity charge levelled against them, I think, right?

So like the subject says, you're casting the finale of your porn opus (mine will be the first gay porn to smash down multiple boundaries to win the Oscar for best picture because I know which strings to tug at to get the right votes plot wise as well as my casting choices) and you have decided to make the finale of finales.  Who are you casting?

For me Sam Williams & Vander banging each other old fashioned style on top of an oven.  Part plot device, part personal fantasy but if I reveal more the Oscar I will earn might fall into the wrong hands.

Sincerely,

The Tearjerker

@bimsbims:

well there's dahmer (2002); a film about an actual serial killer who was gay lol. i honestly like it + i think it played a little part in my coming to term with my sexuality - which sounds absurd i know, i'm honestly not a serial killer lol, but yeah.

good almost thought you were one those guys who like their men like their coffee, ground up and in the freezer.

So when I see latex in a torrent labelled bareback my reaction is not just out of disgust but also due to a very real latex allergy.
[off-topic]The reaction can be very disturbing, once after wearing latex gloves little droplets of blood just appeared on my hand as if by magic while the other hand looked as if covered in burns, the droplets of blood seemed supernatural to me and that both hands were separate reactions added to my concern.[/off-topic]

If I see latex or am aware that there is latex with a torrent in the bareback category I have learned to just report the torrent and that clears up the situation quite well.  Goes to show how well this show performs (no one said ass kissing the staff is against the rules and I do love kissing ass).

So I get that we vote on the category of a torrent to collectively find a better home that perhaps original uploader missed or for a torrent with multiple categories with one better suited than the other.  I get the distinction between Amateur & Homemade but notice a lot of the Homemade in Amateur bla bla bla

What I am wondering about is when looking at a torrent like these 2 photos I have shared where both have bareback as a sub-category though neither are is that a result of voting and not being reported as being in the wrong category?  I don't want to report on wrong sub-categories and not because I am lazy but I don't want to be a nuisance though I also don't like being misled.  I checked out that second torrent only because I noticed a sub-category was bareback.  It is not.

I get that the torrent from the first photo fools a lot of people but whoever is doing those clips (there are a few of that guy out and around) is purposely editing to make it seem like they are bareback but they are most certainly not (as I say that guy has appeared in a couple similar scenes but I haven't seen one yet where there isn't a condom in place).

This mislabelling something bareback, it happens more often than it should.  I've always wondered is this a misguided attempt at boosting one's ratio or is Michael Weinstein trying to impose his safety standards here as well…

I don't understand because he should be ticking off all the boxes for me but Viktor Rom makes me go limp.

As I can be quite aggressive with my use of bandwidth and live with a need for jurisprudence the official rule now is "No Viktor Rom period, no debate" and so won't know if my reaction changes.

I seem to be in the minority in liking White Bear & The National Anthem more than the others.  Oh and White Christmas I so very much want that blocking tech.  Excited to see Netflix versions.  I wish Netflix would do the same thing with Utopia.

my cousin's mom passed away when he was little, leaving my uncle to raise a kid all on his own (which he was not at all prepared for). the two argued all the time and when my cousin turned 18 he just took off. like, fell off the face of the earth for several years. no one knew where he was, just assume he was wandering around the country.

when he left, my uncle realized that he'd been a shitty parent and started trying to get his life in order. he quit drinking, when to a therapist, and eventually became the person i think he would have been all along if his wife hadn't passed. after a couple years, he met this woman named carrie. he immediately fell in love with her and the two married about a year after they started dating. i was never really a fan of her, but hey if she was making him happy then who am i to judge?

so it's been about six years since my cousin took off, and out of no where he calls my uncle. the two meet up and after some heartfelt apologies and manly tears, they hug it out. my cousin, who's been god knows where, moves back in with his dad and new step mom. things seemed to be going really well, until she starts acting weird around my my uncle. he feels like somethings up, but really wants to make it work.

we were on the phone the other day and he's just distraught so i asked him what happened. eventually he's telling me that she's been having an affair, and the fucked up part is it's with my cousin. stunned, i asked him how he found out.

through the tears he says "i left work early to surprise her, but that's when i walked in the house and saw

! CARRIE ON MY WAYWARD SONNNNNNNNNNNN"

I thought we couldn't have nice things because of that whole bidness when you play Stairway To Heaven backwards.

I honestly and truly do miss "Paste what you copied last" it was usually a fun little something something.

I think I'm going to go post that groaner joke I read this morning.

How can we be sure you ain't the fuzz?

@herman:

the new pee wee herman movie on netflix

it just won't be the same as watching it in, oh i don't know, a darkened theatre in Sarasota…

i really truly wish Derek Foreal from Blow would get his own show, movie, holiday extravaganza or some such.  i'll watch that movie any time it's on just for that character and always reply "Derek Foreal" when someone says "For real?".

@SugarD:

There's a lot of guys but in this moment my fav straight porn star is Jacob steel  :cheesy2:

The Jacob Steele who said this in an interview?

SPS- You started off your career under the name Jacob Steele. What made you change it to Bambino, and how did you come up with the name?

Bambino- My reason for changing names was because a guy had a name similar to mine but he was into all gay porn and I didn’t want to be affiliated  with him.

@tk327:

It's impossible to cut yourself with modern razor  :blink:

The price they charge for them you would think that at the very least.

@ffuck:

Cause apparently something like shaving your partner would be a taboo for them… STUPID STEREOTYPES.

Sounds more like lazy bastards if you ask me.

Another option is clippers, you can easily trim up down there if you wish and not get the narsties of whisker burn on your brother love canal.

Colony is fun.

Also it turns out I thought my dislike for Lori Grimes on The Walking Dead was character based (I mean honestly "Kill him" and then "What you killed him?") but maybe I just like not liking Sarah Wayne Callies cause here she is again annoying as ever.  When I first saw her on the show I thought "I'll like Lori in this and not wonder if I really am misogynistic" but oh no.  I wonder if it's a thing again.

I couldn't finish Freak Show and didn't even start Hotel so I am going to answer your questions with a "Yes" and a "No".