Posts made by Semtex

Yo, I don't exactly cry in pain but if it's being done right I have been mistaken for being in pain but then I am live and not Memorex.

@hhsq:

What do you mean "IF I were hot"? Hahahah

Hello fellow hottie!

I came here to say the same thing.  I read the subject line and for a micro-second self doubt happened but then I grabbed my junk.

As far as doing porn (again) it's all about the Dollar Bills Ya'll

:plane:

I have been patient being in Canada and knowing how Hannibal ends but then I thought to myself there are probably people out there that need a warning that not only is quality television coming to an end tonight but all of Hannibal's subtle homoerotic undertones become not so subtle with the finale.

With a new Siouxsie Sioux song done with Brian Reitzell (Hannibal's amazing composer/sound sculptor).

I welled up a little at the ending, don't know if it was because of the ending or because there won't be more or a combination of both.

I really should put this in the Theme TV section but I don't want to ruffle feathers.

@antstorm:

i cant say i have a pop queen

but i do have a Musical Goddess of the known Universe

Kate Bush

Last year when she was doing the Before the Dawn series I was interested/excited and was talking to a friend about it.  Fine.  When I was done expressing my enthusiasm he let go with some vitriol that at the time shocked me & also made me question our relationship.  Funny thing when I was just reminded of that I can't remember which 'friend' it was.  I think I must have blocked his hate so our friendship could continue…

@viscous:

I heard the first series (i.e. season) is on U.S. Netflix as of this month. I watched the whole thing a couple of months ago after reading this thread and liked it a lot - both the story and the character developments were quite interesting. According to the solarmovie date listing (hxxps://www.solarmovie.is/tv/utopia-2013/), the second series ran in July and August 2014. Does anyone know if there'll be a third?

If you liked Utopia, you might like the US series "The Americans" with Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys playing KGB agents deep undercover as average Americans in the 1980s USA. I watched it just before Utopia. The characterizations are great and, while I'm not much into spy stories, the story arcs and individual episodes are quite riveting - sometimes I'm on the edge of my seat several times an episode. And I have totally gay dirt on Keri Russell's hair omg omg…but that's neither here nor there.

I don't know what happened to my previous comment but I know I made it because I see the pictures I posted from Deutschland 83 which I was recommending to check out if you like "The Americans" but also more importantly…

The actors, Neil Maskell & Alexandra Roach (RB & Becky), have mentioned in recently that they are willing to do more.  Actually, Neil Maskell said it was a crime that it wasn't allowed the chance to finish and Alexandra was quoted saying (& this was after HBO cancelled) she would love to do more of it.  The network works in mysterious ways...Community got six seasons (and I'll bet the movie), The X-Files, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development. let's just wait and see...

It might be easier to answer how often do I stop masturbating a day, once or twice.

I like to entice random skinny guys into my apartment with the offer of food, usually a sandwich as I generally have everything on hand.  Then I keep them as sex slave while also helping them to shave off that superfluous weight they still have.

The actual sex part isn't really that kinky per se (except for the random times I like to stick my head in the oven while getting slammed) but I do feel like a reverse of the witch from Hansel & Gretel luring them with in food only to never feed them again.  I also make them watch old episodes of Survivor for thinspiration.

There was that weekend I accidentally fell into a sling and couldn't get up.  So many men that weekend but not one gentleman offered to help me out.

It seemed like every time I said "Help I've fallen and I can't get up" the only response was laughter.

Thank you very much, I owe you a rough handy j with an "M. Night Shyamalan" ending.

I ran all the commands.  However I notice you said "you should be back in business to use your Volume Control mixer" although as far as I can tell it was never out of business.  I wouldn't hazard to guess what ALSA packages to remove and unfortunately I still have sound coming from both speakers and headphones.

It's just so fracking strange that plugging in the headphones used to kill the speakers but now not, no hardware was changed in the reinstall.

In related/unrelated news:  I removed old linux kernels today to see if I could and I guess to facilitate updating the kernel even though I don't understand or see how that would effect something that seems so simple…

All the time by stupid room mates.  Current room mate sometimes goes away for weeks at a time (I didn't say rehab) and then I spank that monkey so hard I get the death grip.  Then I just assume everyone knows so technically caught again…

It might be a stretch but what's the point if your not going to stretch it out. 
My vote for gayest song goes to Stinkfist.  https://youtu.be/07pLGIgyfjw

Never really understood her popularity and apart from that "just gonna stand there and watch me burn" I can't really even tell most of her stuff apart.  That being said, I do like this one and find myself even singing it to myself when there isn't music playing.  I usually sing "Bitch better have some bitch" though.

Christina Aguilera is in it for the long haul (as long as she wants to be anyway).

Say Something aside, her You Lost Me is one of the better pop songs of this decade.

@ckslad:

Can't deny he is a sexy fucker though.

I would mess that pretty face up so hard.  I like to think the more people hate on him my chance at having a go at him increases.  Mmmmm Bieber.

Madonna.

@Minerboh80:

I always having a good time every time i watch 2010.

The follow up to what is easily one of cinema's shining moments?  Also the same 2010 with that guy who played Dr. Benway and now forever gives me the creeps as the star?  Should I check out this 2010?

Vera Farmiga is in The Conjuring, not that it makes it scarier, just better.  Vera Farmiga makes the world better if you ask me.

Also, as I understand it, that Patrick Wilson is pretty easy on the eye balls.

Shouldn't the sequel be out by now?

I recently went a little overboard with Fslint and removed files necessary to maintain an operating operating system.  Had to start from scratch with a fresh install but fortunately didn't lose any of my files in the process.   In fact, I enjoyed installing Ubuntu from a USB so much I did it twice.  The first time was to work out any kinks and the second was being extra 'everything is right'.

That being said.  The one thing I haven't been able to return to normal is with the sound.  When I plug headphones in my speakers remain on.  Turns out after googling I am not the only one and there seem to be a thousand different solutions, none of which has worked for me.  Clicking auto-mute in the Alsamixer seemed to be the easiest but like some others that option is (auto-mute clicky) is not available to me (as well as some others).  Installing PulseAudio and all of it's little extras also didn't help.  Changing a line of text in etc/pulse/default.pa as well as something similar via terminal didn't work either.

Anyone out there have any idea?  Besides manually turning off the speakers (which involves standing up and walking across the room) each time I want to listen to something that I don't necessarily want others to hear.  Just so you don't think I'm listening to Taylor Swift singles or something, it's the porn I worry about.

PORN because I don't stay out too late, or got nothing in my brain, like a blank space where I could write your name.

Shave in the shower after you've done your normal cleaning routine, that way the hair and skin are softer.  I only shave my balls because I prefer how it feels for me, don't really care if it robs me of any masculinity, I'm a liberated man.

Don't do it just before play, do it the day (or at least a couple hours) before just in case there's any mistakes.  I don't go over any one area too much because razor burn is a real pain down there.  So, if I miss a few hairs I get them next time.

If you're planning a larger area for shaving just as with your face go with the direction your hair grows, not against it.

Be very careful and certain you want to shave your ass hole if that is part of the plan.  Ya, it feels great but when the hair grows back it is most uncomfortable.  Once, just before a date with 2 tops I decided to shave my ass, very carefully, under the bath tub spout, was perfect, then carelessly got up to fast and gouged the top of my ass on the spout.  Had to cancel last minute and then suffer the growing in of the hair for nothing.

I personally don't like having someone else do it and don't like doing it for others.  Start with a small area, see how it goes, a mirror might help but I usually don't use one because I get confused with the reverse technology.  Oh, shaving oil works great down there as well.

Washing hands and not touching face great suggestions, also not over washing your face.  Drying out the delicate balance can also be problematic.

Also accepting the occasional blemish in the perfection that is you is good as well.  I still get break outs (especially in humidity) even though I was assured it was 'just a phase' I was going through when I was a teenager just months ago…yes I mean months not decades.  This is the internet, everything I say here must be true.