I always thought the term was Bathmophobia but it turns out I have Climacophobia not that I can pronounce either one. The long and the short of it is if your in a rush don't get behind me when I am going down stairs. I have been known to sit and wait for the fear to pass.
An ever so slight breeze from the west with one of those bottled room deodorizers can open up the tightest of asses.
I could perhaps schlong for Bill, but can NOT do the vag. It's ugly. It smells. And it's frankly, terrifying. :crazy2:
No way. No how. Absolutely no POW BAM.
Leave me to my gyrating bananaramas.
I am sorry it seems you misunderstood a couple points of order.
1. Hillary will be schlonging you, that is, I mean, pucker up buttercup because your rosebud will be welcoming and the only vag involved will be the aforementioned rosebud. Citizen Kane ah that.
2. There is no opting out without consequences so dire even I have not been briefed on them. The only time one can use the name of the orange haired fop monster is when playing bridge and bidding no trump, for very obvious reasons.
Mind you, I hold some sway in these matters and not just due to my sway back. Get me one or two of those schlongs with the ability to rearrange my internal organs whilst poking my back door and I will leave you to smoke a cigar with your gyrating fruits (cigar will not be Lewinsky scented but may have been fingered by Bill himself).
To show how generous I am and perhaps to save you from an incident with fruit I give you:
SQUIGGLY DANCING ELECTRIC PENIS
~truly it is a thing of staggering beauty~
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I remain transfixed with the dancing of the bouncing bananas. . . or as Trump would call them. . . schlongs.
Holy gyrating schlongs Batman! What more could a Riddler want?
Whoopsie, you invoked the name that dare not be named and the rule is Hillary gets to schlong you now, grease up and get ready for Pow BAM and maybe a little thank you from Madam President.
…there's battle lines being drawn, nobody's right if everybody's wrong.
A favoured blog of mine is The Analog Kid the guy who runs it is in my age bracket with a similar taste & obsession in music. He does great mp3 rips of his old & hard to find vinyl collection as well as sharing anecdotes about the song, band or what have you being shared. I actually stumbled upon him when looking for that 21 minute version of "that song" by "an artist formerly known as someone I thought relevant but now I refuse to name because of his antics" (turns out I like orange much more than purple) I used to play when I was going to go out and smoke a joint make certain the club I was playing in was structurally sound.
While not the same medium you are talking about his core function seems to be the same message, akin even to The Long Now Foundation and it's prep work for the coming digital dark age. Before I get lost and forget what I was going to say, let me first say that's some quality ranting there, kudos. You are not alone. We as humans are already a species suffering from amnesia (see Graham Hancock) and do far less than we should in preserving our history.
So to circle back, put a bow on it and say what I came to say, the first rule of The Analog Kid blog is if he writes about a song on the blog he shares the song, like Fight Club only better. So….Matt Dallas + Sex Tape?
Also, so as to fulfil my part of the bargain My Logic is Sound
Best keep my first pick to myself
! Bert or Ernie
And go with the size queen choice, I might add he doesn't even have to come out, just show me the goods.
Liam Neeson
As I understand it he can rearrange internal organs with his member.
Edited to add: The spokes model for John Ham Mr. Jon Hamm.
I bow to your talking stick technique, as my people say 'be fruitful & may your seed always take root wherever it may be planted'. It loses nothing in the translation however we usually sing it and with a little dance number that takes many a man unaware.
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I don't know, I feel like "seed bonus whore flooders" is just too close to my official title of "seed bonus whore". I understand where you are coming from because it's certainly taking some of the lustre off of the shine of my position out here earning my seed bonus but there's always gonna be some bitch out there who will do less and expect more for it. All I can say is avoid the seed bonus whore flooders and stick with the always classy seed bonus whores like myself. I'd like to offer up some testimonials unfortunately I am the kind of whore Charlie Sheen should have sought out because I don't fist and tell. :cheers:
It's easy enough to hate on all the rehashing but unfortunately as a whole we want familiarity, it's one of the reasons the fast food industry thrives and it's why Hollywood keeps repackaging. Part of the onus is on us, we have to demand and support original content.
Furthermore, Trekkies & Trekkers need to unite and wrestle the Star Trek franchise away from CBS & Paramount because what JJ 'turncoat' Lensflare & his cohorts have done to that vehicle is nothing short of criminal.
Ah ha! Notice how fast I grabbed back the talking stick and then proceeded it to use it in a manner most inappropriate for such a stick. I apologize to whoever gets it next because I have never really found a way to wash away silicone.
I have my seamstress and the whole sweatshop working on a little number for Riddler nothing too fancy of course, don't want to seem like an ass kisser, wait, strike that, it's my favourite orifice for kissing.
I've warned people about leaving me alone with the talking stick.
I accidentally downloaded a 5GB torrent. I looked at the size of the file and thought it was 5MB at the time. When I found a 5GB file in my folder I nearly lost it thinking my room mate had been at my computer not knowing what he was doing (LOL). In the description of the original torrent that I went and inspected more closely after, I saw the original uploader mention "large file but worth it". Took the 5GB file and with the limited knowledge I have of Handbrake I made it a 200MB file without any loss in quality that I could see. That's a big humongous difference, I can certainly understand a higher quality file being worth a larger size but this file made less sense than my first post (apparently).
I accidentally grabbed a torrent that was size XXL and didn't realize until I got it home it didn't fit. Now totally by accident the South Asian seamstress I house to keep my sweatshop running smoothly trimmed it down to a Size 3 and uploaded the resulting slim fit torrent which is no longer the size of a DVD. I don't know how she gets online with a sewing machine and frankly I don't ask because I don't want to know but I do hope this won't cause any problems with her visa (because I keep that off site for her protection).
For the whole too long didn't read crowd:
I pulled a whoops and am not asking if I did right after the fact.
Valuable information regarding a faith based system of belief? No thanks.
Or is it valuable information on how we can start taxing all of the hate groups, fear mongers & self-immolating grand pubahs religions? Then I'll take the time to watch.
here are some factual videos regarding the global movement of islam to better educate us:
I got through 3 minutes of that first one and I want my 3 minutes back please.
I am not even clicking on the second one. I am so sick of this ISIS isn't Islam. I lump all of the Abrahamic faiths together when I say "Nothing good ever came out of a desert". Jewish, Christian & Muslim, the whole lot are terrorists who just have slightly different versions of the same events that they use to support their form of tyranny. If God wanted you to worship & kill in the name of God why the hell is the prostate located where it is?
WHAT WAS GOD THINKING?
First off I am classic for mishearing lyrics or for shaping my own.
[off-topic]Like recently I was all about that "alright whose the bad man, whose got cancer?" sample, you try finding what a sample is from when you don't actually know what is being said.[/off-topic]
So then put it in a foreign language, I am a bilingual illiterate, I can't think in two languages (Do I have a weapon? Why? What do you need?) and it's Welcome to Crazy Town with Yours Truly. All that being said, it's always with the Portuguese language I somehow pick up on what is trying to be conveyed via the lyrics. Even though I call the Portuguese language "Spanish that doesn't make sense" because I have just enough Spanish comprehension to get myself a date and a cab ride home (likely with a baggie of booger sugar to boot).
So it's not like word for word nor nothing but I thought she was saying something like "I go to the club, I get drunk, I take him, then I start again but it's not him it's you" maybe because I'm listening to Rinse & Repeat a lot with this.
Anyway, so I looked up the lyrics & was like: NAILED IT!
com deus me deito com deus me levanto
comigo eu calo comigo eu canto
eu bato um papo eu bato um ponto
eu tomo um drink eu fico tonto
with god i go to sleep with god i get up
with myself i shut up with myself i sing
i chat i clock-in
i have a drink i get dizzy
Well, maybe not "Nailed It" but maybe all that watching of Brazilian pornography is also educational. I knew that song Toca Bunda was my theme song even before I knew what it meant.
However when you see who Time's man person of the year is this year and notice my signature you will put 2 & 2 together and realize it'll be big gay news when I spend my earnings. Wisely.