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    • RE: Mad Men

      I have started my binge a little late, the finale has already aired so I am avoiding most of the internet because I presume there will be something noteworthy.  The first episode of the truncated final season should be called Nineteen Eighty Whore because that's all I can think of while watching it. 
      Since it's not I am trademarking Nineteen Eighty Whore by typing it out here!

      Beware the savage jaw of Nineteen Eighty Whore, come see come see remember me…

      posted in General TV {not theme}
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    • RE: Any club or party Dj's Here ??

      Acid Arab okay, but it seems like the opposite and it's just slowed down.  Maybe acid died with This Is Acid - Maurice for me and it's best left in the grave  :blind:  I know there's been a couple tracks since then I've thought "They be tripping" but until this weekend I was ignorant of a whole movement still existing.  Is 'new beat' still a thing too?  I like it too and was surprised it didn't blow up.  Last summer I jumped on the nu disco bandwagon and haven't hopped off since.  I like when the music sounds like it was made by machines but not by machines designed to kill.  I also get lost with all the different labels for music.  There is only label that matters (Diesel) and there is either dance music or the other crap.  Hee hee.

      posted in Music
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    • RE: Any club or party Dj's Here ??

      To be clear I don't prefer vinyl, I hated lugging those crates on public transit (I am a designated drinker never been licensed to drive) and if I didn't secretly hope one day there will be a demand for the supply of vinyl I have I would throw out all the records yesterday.  At this point even all the years of CDs I bought are all sitting in one box (except for Pink Floyd's Shine On boxset & U.F.Off) just waiting for someone to say "Sure I'd love all those cds" and it's all or none when that day comes.

      I am an oddity though, I didn't even like the term DJ and never placed it before my name, just "music by".  I blew up like a forgotten land mine when I agreed to do a party for a friend (out of the kindness of my heart trying to help them out no cash expected and not even a tab) and they listed me as DJ Blablabla.

      :cheesy2: I just like to mix, be it alcohol or music or minds.

      posted in Music
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    • RE: Any club or party Dj's Here ??

      I only tried LSD because I loved Acid House so much.  And then I only "candy flipped" because I liked that version of Strawberry Fields Forever by Candy Flip even more.  If this is indicative of what Acid is today https://soundcloud.com/benji303/benji303-may-2015-dj-mix-1 the House should never have been dropped.  Like who was it that said Rock'n'Roll got boring when they dropped the roll & just called it Rock.  It sounds more like it should be called Wink and royalties should be paid to Josh Wink cause all I hear is Josh Wink sped up.

      I feel old.

      posted in Music
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    • RE: The scariest film you ever watched?

      I may have a tendency for dramatics and have been known to overreact at the slightest hint of an unexpected sound but I saw a bit of scary today like never before.  I don't even know what drew me to it, maybe the name seemed odd & caught my attention like a little shiny something something, maybe it had my number and was calling me direct.  Either way it was full on afternoon and the sun was shining bright and I remember actually thinking to myself "How scary can it be during the day?" not realizing the film knew this and decided to mess with me.

      It was all found footage like and kind of disjointed (I may have also dozed off a little at the start which also makes for some added confusion when I start to wake up & adjust to my reality) so it wasn't necessarily a linear story.  I spent some time trying to figure it out and at the same time I am fairly certain the film was using some sort of new google technology to figure me out.  The film won because it had me jumping out of my skin, I pulled myself off of the ceiling and said "Nope no way" when I turned it off.

      I am scared to go to bed because I just know it installed something and is going to make me wet the bed just because it can.  I think The Screwtape Letters is probably the worst book ever written but I still feel comfortable mentioning it by name, I will not say the name of the film just so you can't blame me.

      I do not recommend it one bit, I think it's the type of crazy that is contagious and makes me worry for the human race as a whole.  It's not the scariest film I ever watched because I refused to see it through but maybe I am less a man than I pretend to be.

      Here be monsters:

      ! "Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story"

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      posted in General Movies {not theme}
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    • RE: Name that tune!!!

      Thanks for sharing!

      I saw your original post and it got me to wondering because it seemed like the music was just what was playing in the club.  Which got me to thinking about copyright issues.  Seems like FuckerMate thought it out in advance going copyright free.

      posted in Music
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    • RE: Any club or party Dj's Here ??

      @antstorm:

      https://www.mixcloud.com/SpacedOddity/everybody-needs-some-jungle/

      Also, I usually avoid Jungle, just a personal preference but I liked your mix especially the You Don't Love Me version you have.  Thanks.

      posted in Music
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    • RE: Any club or party Dj's Here ??

      Back when vinyl was the 'only thing' I used to sling but it became too much of a job and I lost a bit of my soul.  I only ever played in gay venues but 'then' was also a time when the gay scene was where the music was better than what you would hear anywhere else, not just another Rihanna remix mashed up with whatever got tossed out in the garbage 6 months ago.

      Question:  Acid is still going?  Please point me in the direction of today's acid.

      posted in Music
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    • RE: Grace and Frankie

      Oh I am not ungrateful perhaps just disappointed.  I also legally access the whole series via netflix as intended just as I presume all of us do 🙂

      Have you watched more than the first episode now?  My criticism was only that to me it seemed to become less watchable the further along in the series I got.  I am not alone in this, today I read a review wherein the reviewer said not to bother with anything after episode 6 because in his opinion the later episodes ruined the quality he felt present in the first 6 episodes. I wouldn't go that far but…

      posted in Theme TV
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    • RE: Pain during anal sex

      Right, right, I forgot I am on a forum on the internet and a honest attempt at offering assistance that was requested opens me up to ridicule from someone with a keyboard and issues I won't even bother sharing tissues for.

      Only being metric means I have a lot of kilometres on me not miles, so many I must clearly be less a human because not only have men desired putting it in me, I allowed such travesties to be committed.  Still, at the very least, I am metric and not living in the past.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: How old are you?

      Older than my teeth, younger than my hair, old enough to play daddy, young enough to get away with boy (in the right lighting).

      posted in Chit Chat
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    • RE: Pain during anal sex

      @danijelr15:

      @martin526:

      How to prevent pain during anal sex?

      You find a guy with a small dick.

      Some of the most painful experiences I have had anally have been with guys who were horizontally challenged.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Pain during anal sex

      First I am not a doctor and I have not played one on TV but I have had sex with a few.
      I am not officially recognized the world over as an anal expert but in select areas it is known.

      Personally I find most of the pain associated with anal receptive sex, especially in the beginning, to be mental.  Which isn't to say it can't or doesn't hurt but that there is a bit of mind over matter when it comes to taking it up the ass.

      I would recommend the best way to prevent pain during anal sex is to become more comfortable with the act.  Get yourself a dildo and ease yourself into it.  Lots of lubrication is also a good idea and when I say lots I mean both on your hole, in your hole and what ever is going into your hole being well coated in slippery.  You don't want to tear anything down there.  Relaxing and breathing can also contribute to a better experience.  Being tense and anticipating pain is not going to make it any more pleasant.  Personally I find making sure I have cleaned out my anal cavity prior contributes more to being relaxed, if I'm certain nothing is coming out unexpectedly it makes it far easier to relax and let go.  I would not recommend any of the numbing lotions available.  I would also hate to recommend substances that may or may not be legal where you are but one of the great functions of poppers is a relaxing of the sphincter.

      In short a dildo or a very patient top could and should be helpful in showing you the way to anal bliss.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Pain during anal sex

      What pain are you experiencing?

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Grace and Frankie

      I am just about through it.  I started out liking it more but as it's gone on I like it less.  I am not going to fault either Jane Fonda or Lily Tomlin, maybe it's because I am not watching it spaced out but it seems a little messy to me.  For example, this whole Coyote story line, I don't get it, did I phase out for part of it and am missing something or is it just tacked on & not fleshed out.  Furthermore, why hasn't he taken his clothes off?  He just seems so encumbered with them and I really would like to see him flex his talent.

      I absolutely do not buy Martin Sheen as a gay man.  Totally buy it with Sam but if they should just kill off Sheen's character if there is a second season.

      I've read Fonda & Tomlin are a bit pissed with wage parity so a second season may become more expensive, which, hey, cutting Sheen's character might be a good cost cutting measure.

      posted in Theme TV
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    • RE: What is the most erotic mainstream movie or show you've watched?

      I may as well buy some Birkenstocks and start mixing my own granola but my first thought was the lesbian love scene in The Hunger (I remember thinking what the hell is going on down there when I got a raging hard on the first time I saw it) and then out of shame I thought I better come up with a different most erotic.  My second thought was Bound.  I'll leave the room now.

      posted in Movies
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    • RE: Hwo is the best gay song?

      Because I believe in the power of 3 and contrasts in no particular order:

      Sinnerman - Extra Fancy
      I Was Born This Way - Carl Bean
      Useless Man - Minty

      However, if you held me against a wall, forced those poppers on me from the cover of the Useless Man 12" and said pick one:  Leigh Bowery 'singing' boot lickin, piss drinkin, finger friggin, tit tweakin, love bitin, arse lickin, shit stabbin, mother fuckin, spunk lovin, ball bustin, cock suckin, fist fuckin, lipsmackin, thirst quenchin, cool livin, ever givin USELESS MAN is hands down the queerest bit of "a little unusual for popular music isn't it"!

      Edited to add:  Honourable mention has to go out to David Ball who was one half of The Grid that remixed Useless Man, put out one of the gayest pop songs ever again as The Grid (Texas Cowboys being the song, not Swamp Thing) and then with Marc Almond formed Soft Cell who were responsible for Tainted Love/Where Did Our Love Go (can you get more gay?), Sex Dwarf (yes, yes you can get more gay) & giving the world the first album recorded under the influence of MDMA Non Stop Ecstatic Dancing.  Additional points for making their drug dealer their back up singer so as to always have a supply on hand.

      posted in Movies
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    • RE: How can I increase my facial hair

      Find yourself a man with an epic beard (for example I am very pretty & hide it beneath my beard) and see if some sort of DNA transfer won't stimulate growth.  If that doesn't work & I would suggest multiple attempts first but if that doesn't work go all Delilah on him.  Head promptly to your local salon & slip them a little extra for some sort of weave.

      posted in Personal Grooming
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    • RE: Corny or weird lyrics

      Someone left a cake out in the rain and I don't think that I can take it cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never forget being asked to play that monster in the first bar I worked in.  I may have taken a lot of hallucinogens back then but I knew that was some weird shit and I remember asking my boss (from where the request came)what she was going on about.

      posted in Music
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    • RE: Wierd thing you and your partner do during sex?

      @jonas32:

      We have had sex in the cemetery that we live next door to in the middle of the night.

      Oh, is sex in the cemetery weird?  I may have became a man in a graveyard.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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