Posts made by groovedware

Do you prefer top or bottom?  YES

Once my ex had me cum in my underwear so he could wear them to work that day.

I second xvideos.com plus add pornhub.com.  Also though not technically a porn site, I think technically it's called a video bookmarking site I would add myvidster.com.

There have been times when the sun and the moon and the stars align and the situations & stimulations present themselves where I have lost count but I think a conservative estimate would say the maximum in one 24 hour period for me was/has been/is 12.  One of my former boyfriends & I used to go non-stop for days at a time with various bit players sliding in and out which is why I think 12 is a conservative estimate, it could easily be double that.

Along the same lines, how long have you gone without an orgasm but still including stimulation?  I once went 17 days without having an orgasm but still having sex and personal abuse.  Not non-stop with the sex and wanks but 17 solid days no release.

My gaydar is impeccable but I have been fine tuning "the feelies" since before I started going to school.  The first television shows I remember as a child were Gilligan's Island & Bewitched.  I remember thinking that I was going to be warlock because that's what Uncle Arthur was and though at the time I didn't distinguish between character & actor I knew Paul Lynde was "my people".  Watching Match Game I also knew Charles Nelson Reilly & I had something in common.

At this point I didn't even know what that was, it wasn't until I was 10 or 11 I found out.  Someone at school called me a homosexual and it was later that day when I looked up homosexual in the dictionary that I had a name for what I was.

By the time I was 16 my gaydar was tuned well enough to know which of my classmates were easy targets.  Not that they were necessarily gay mind you but they might more amiable to certain types of games and explorations.  I would also tell friends which celebrities were members of the parish.  People would insist I just thought everyone was gay because for example there was no way that George Michael superstar could be gay as I claimed.  It also worked the other way as in when I said David Bowie was not gay in other people's minds I was just proving how wrong I was.

Now however it doesn't get used as much.  I swore off bending the flexible gents years ago.  I still make claims like "he could be had" but am less interested in the effort.

Just saying gaydar is very real, I was using mine before I fully understood the great power I wielded.

@cannonmc:

Another rule? I don't know but could we perhaps give them some seed bonus points to go away

Made me laugh harder than any of the jokes  :cheesy2:

Now off to the suggestion board…Please give me the ability to throw seed points at people to make them go away.

I do as well as leaving in coconut oil from time to time.

If I'm playing Daddy you better be damn sure my boy has been taught how to fuck his daddy into next week.  Otherwise I feel I've been a bad parent.

Aargh.  It's not that I am not a fan of the Fox, I was and it really has nothing to do with her and the less I say the better and dammit I should learn to keep me mouth shut or tasting my foot.  Mmmmmm tacos.

LOVE IT!  I'll tell you why in particular, I love it when I go "Hey wait what's that sample?" and get stumped.  To me that means it's an inventive use and I enjoy that working of the noodle.  Took to the 2 minute mark before I was like "I'm so stupid"  :cheers:  Mind you I am not anywhere near the dance floor at that speed.

I have personal Sa-sa-samantha Fox issues so I'll plead the fifth.

The only thing making me madder (or maybe just as mad) than the Islamic State is the fact that it's only brought up by stupid to say stop looking at my stupid look at this stupid.  I am certain this religious freedom crap I read about is one step back to the dark ages.  http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/cruz-sex-obsessed-media-lets-talk-about-islamic-states-war-gays

Furthermore why aren't all the birthers concerned about Cruz?  It's a documented fact he wasn't born in Murica.  As I suspected all along it's likely because birthers is just another name for racists.

First I would like to quote Bif Naked from the 1997 album Okenspay Ordway: Things I Forgot To Tell Mommy.

"Pornography is healthy, Pornography is healthy, if your healthy, pornography is healthy, pornography is healthy, if your not healthy, nothing is healthy, if your healthy pornography is healthy, if your not healthy, nothing is healthy, pornography is healthy, pornography is healthy, pornography is healthy, pornography is healthy, pornography is healthy, pornography IS healthy, pornography is HEALTHY, pornography is healthy, pornography is healthy, pornography is healthy, pornography is healthy, pornography is healthy, PORNOGRAPHY IS HEALTHY!!!!!!"

Then I will just say my relationship to pornography and/or sex is not crazy or really addictive.  I will watch hardcore pornography once perhaps twice a day.  Sex is not as regular as it used to be as I've become more selective, well, that's not true entirely.  I won't have bad sex any longer and I have found a lot of the sex I used to have was bad sex.  I am happy with just good sex, just wish it was a little more regular.

Any of the horrible people in my life are dead so I don't have horrible people in my life.  It's a little odd however when someone will say to me "Oh I was talking to bla bla" and I don't know whether to question their ability to talk to the dead or their sanity.

@vr5y:

PS: it can not be used to download  youtube video.

That's only in Chrome, works just fine for youtube in firefox.

1.8TBS!
This billing cycle thus far has been 145gb with 11 days left and 270gb being my cap.  My deal for a year because I called and cancelled my service is up which means I have to call to cancel again.  Only now here in Canada we are no longer bound by their 30 day notice to cancel bullshit.  Hopefully I can figure out how to get away from these thieves this time.  Last year when I gave them their 30 day notice they cut services early, not the actual service but the ability to track usage and such.  I yelped fierce they wanted notice and then started cutting off service.  Then they offered me a deal that was only 1 cent more than the competition & I took the easy way.

I don't even know where I would put a terabyte of data.

I have just posted on craigslist.  For further research.

I agree with you on electroclash  Emerge & the Adult. remix of Hands Around My Throat by Death In Vegas are still in my regular rotation.  As well same era the Playgroup remix of New Wave by Common still gets played by me a lot.  However I think a return to electroclash will just be another return to the eighties but this is where we get into the new catch phrase term to define a genre.  It really astounds me just how diverse music can be that we need all these different terms.  I never liked EDM as 'label', I remember it first being used during the mid-nineties Chemical Brothers/Prodigy/Underworld wave and it seemed to me to be a way to make dance music less gay sounding, more palatable to middle str8 America.

Sure, yes, I agree.  When I first heard suggestions that Season 2 might be more ribald or adult I didn't like it.  Season 1, to me, had it's voice or direction and I liked it, change always scares me.  Despite what Tina says in the interview I quoted I do think not being constrained by network sensibilities will affect the writing for the second season.  So they won't necessarily go overboard but I'll wager they are less constrained in the writing process and it may make for some scenes or situations they may have pulled back on due to broadcast concerns.  Either way I can't wait for more Titus.

Until then may I share this tidy bit of funny:  https://youtu.be/TSuat6MSwT4

I am sad to report:

Given that season two is being shot specifically for Netflix, do you think the show’s content will be bawdier?

Fey: It probably won’t. I feel the tone of the show is established and that would threaten Ellie’s sweetness. Since the show launched I’ve had a number of people tell me that their 12-to-13-year-old daughters watch the show. And I would hate it if the show became something that they couldn’t watch.

Fortunately (or unfortunately) I seem to have been on my death bed since Saturday and I have was able to complete the series.  I thought it was a great ending to a great series.  I know it's wrong but the only thing that I would have changed is I would see Don & Betty together again.