Posts made by Zeitgeist

Go for the Switch. Mario Odyssey is super great.

Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Rhonda, what's for dinner?' Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

A gain he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again there is no response..

So he walks right up behind her. 'Rhonda, what's for dinner?'

'Damn it, Fred, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'

Gillian Anderson is a queer icon, and she's singlehandedly making me curious about the show, yes.

@denidh:

I didn't find his name/ID but I found this pictures… Super straight, right?

…Very straight, yep. Totally.

I would 100% wait until you no longer live with them and don't depend on them financially. Don't jeopardise your safety and livelihood. You should absolutely live your authentic truth, but try to get out of that house asap and then come out when you're safe.

@Domosuke:

I like Whiskey way better.

I'll back up the whiskey bandwagon. It's the way to go.

Not gonna lie: coconut chips from Nigeria sound both intriguing and delicious.

@Ijustwantvid:

I remember that I once saw a gif of a japanese guy playing a VR game with some kind of device that basically masturbated him to simulate sex. I tried using Google, but couldn't find much. Does anyone know more about games like these? Or are they pretty much still exclusive to japan?

Are you talking about Hentai games? Because Japan does have a lot of games where you play as a protagaonist who can then end up in various sex scenes and relationships depending on the decisions you make.

Clark Parker. He's super hot but not as exposed as I'd like.

@latinoguys:

@lf4317:

Has your boyfriend expressed a desire to get married?

Yeah! sometimes. He indirectly says that We have to marry someday. Actually, I was skeptical at first, but then I thought he's the one.

Have you thought about proposing to him at the place of your first date? On your anniversary? Creating a special moment like that could help with the proposal.

Patience. And increase your testosterone by working out. Both will help.

1. Marriage equality in Australia.

2. Meteoric rise of Bitcoin

3. Game of Thrones

"Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

@eastonkellan:

Lmao,

@JerodParker:

I showed the tops/versa the pic of the bottom beforehand.

But one couldn't get himself hard and the second was just hogging one guy and not going to others.  The other versa just wanted to bottom too.

I guess I'll make it clear that the bottom HAS to be fucked.  Don't want him disappointed next time.

"Hogging"? I'm not well-versed in groupsex, but the term "hogging" may suggest thirdwheeling, which might not be fun for the thirdwheel tbh.

@flozen:

Calorie reduction via eliminating refined sugars; an emphasis on lean meats; and increasing vegetables.

I back this up entirely. Complex carbohydrates over the simple carbohydrates when possible. Go for Low GI when you can. High GI foods aka simple and refined sugars can spike your blood sugar levels, which can further make weight loss difficult.

Keep to yourself when possible. Although some guys use gyms to "cruise", a lot of guys are simply there to exercise, and locker-rooms are an extension of that. Bothering people at a gym can be truly annoying.

Heathers is back, but Heathers has changed — so much so that Heathers is all but unrecognizable.

Instead of the high school bullies being blonde, A-type personalities with sadistic streaks, we get a genderqueer student who imperiously parades around with a tasseled black parasol; a plus-sized harridan with a perennial scowl and PVC Hot Topic stylings; and a person of color who trudges along with the other two, looking for trouble.

The script has been officially flipped for the upcoming TV series — but to what end? Some of the dialogue — such as “The gays and the Jews are over” — is already hitting people the wrong way.

Also, the trailer makes it look like a white cis couple is going around murdering a bunch of marginalized high schoolers.

But Shannon Doherty is in it, so there’s that.

Link to Article: https://www.queerty.com/new-red-band-trailer-heathers-reboot-no-one-knows-make-20180119

Link to the Trailer.

Vice President Mike Pence has released a response to gay figure skater Adam Rippon, who earlier this week criticized Pence’s anti-LGBTQ stance.

In February, the 28-year-old will be one of three male figure skaters off to Pyeongchang, South Korea for the Olympics.

Rippon was quick to explain why he wouldn’t meet Vice President Mike Pence under any circumstances.

As Pink News reports, Pence will be leading the US delegation of the upcoming Winter Olympics.

“You mean Mike Pence, the same Mike Pence that funded gay conversion therapy?” Rippon asked. “I’m not buying it.”

“I don’t think he has a real concept of reality.

To stand by some of the things that Donald Trump has said and for Mike Pence to say he’s a devout Christian man is completely contradictory.

If he’s okay with what’s being said about people and Americans and foreigners and about different countries that are being called ‘shitholes,’ I think he should really go to church.”

Well, now Mike Pence has clapped back at that response, sending off a retort via snippy spokesperson.

Pence’s press secretary Alyssa Farah had this to say:

“The vice president is proud to lead the U.S. delegation to the Olympics and support America’s incredible athletes.

“[Rippon]’s accusation is totally false and has no basis in fact. Despite these misinformed claims, the vice president will be enthusiastically supporting all the U.S. athletes competing next month in Pyeongchang.”

Nevertheless, Pence’s stance on the LGBTQ community is well-known. Allegedly, Trump himself smirkingly says Pence wants to hang all gay people. In the 1990s, he penned an article advising employers to never hire gay people. The list goes on and on.

Link: https://www.queerty.com/vice-president-mike-pence-strikes-back-gay-olympic-figure-skater-adam-rippon-20180119