Posts made by Zeitgeist

He stands up and says "If anyone here can drink 10 pints of guiness in 10 minutes I'll give him 100 dollars!"

No one answers him and one man walks out of the pub.

The American goes back to his drink and someone taps him on the shoulder 15 minutes later. It was the Irish man who had walked out earlier. "Does your bet still stand?" He asks.

The American says yes and gets him his pints. The Irishman then drinks all 10 in 10 minutes.

The American gives him his money, he says "That was amazing! But why did you leave earlier?"

The Irish man says "I went to the pub across the road to make sure I could do it first!"

Use earbuds when possible. And avoid loud noises when you can.

Get an enema or a douche. It will help you immensely. Also, invest in a high-fiber diet.

…Okay, you got me. I did laugh.

I prefer Lorde because her music feels less emotionally distant, which is an issue that some (not all) of Lana's tracks have.

Stay with Me - Sam Smith

Still doesn't exculpate Russia for its Chenchen issues, but this is a good start.

We should all give her the benefit of the doubt, tbh. The script has not even been leaked yet, and the movie isn't even finished. Let's not jump the gun and cause a ruckus.

Actress/choreographer Candis Cayne is joining the cast of Grey’s Anatomy for what’s being called a “groundbreaking” transgender-themed storyline.

The 14th season will feature a multi-episode arc in which Candis plays a trans patient who arrives at Grey Sloan for vaginoplasty surgery.

The story is based on Hayley Anthony, a transgender woman who helped create a game-changing new procedure alongside Jess Ting, the director of surgery at the Center for Transgender Medicine and Surgery at Mount Sinai.

Showrunner Krista Vernoff tells The Hollywood Reporter, “The surgery revolutionizes the making of a vagina and we thought that was a really cool story, and Candis is playing a character inspired by something we read.”

Link: https://www.queerty.com/groundbreaking-transgender-storyline-greys-anatomy-prominently-feature-candis-cayne-20180201

Only work if both parts of the open relationship feel the same way. Many open relationships are a recipe for disaster because resentment and jealousy build due to miscommunication. It can be… messy.

The golden range is between 6-7.5, in my opinion. 9 is where things start to really hurt.

@nhalizegt:

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG !!!!!

…I did see that ending coming.

@RyaniePoo:

I'm 23 and started thinning at 21. I started finasteride and it has improved and stopped the thinning all together. It's great.

Finasteride works, 100%. Also, just take care of your hair when younger. Avoid dyes, for one.

@vaylon:

I had a friend in his mid twenties who decided to get cut. He had a beautiful cock but he always liked cut guys. Well, he saved up and had the surgery done. At first everything appeared to be OK. Looked kind of like you would expect, except there was a big area of scar tissue right below the head. A few months later he had a small infection start and he couldn't get it to go away with over the counter creams. One night he woke up and his entire dick had swollen about three times its normal size. His balls had swollen to the size of a large orange, each one. We rushed him to the hospital and it turned out he had a small internal infection that didn't show up till it was really to late to stop. The after surgery meds and antibiotics only masked it for a while. They ended up having to slice open his penis along the entire shaft to keep it from rupturing and to release the pus. His balls had also become infected and one had to be removed because of it.
When it was all done he ended up losing a small portion of the underside of his head, one ball and about an inch on the circumference of his dick. He also lost about 70% of the feeling in his dick due to nerve damage.
He could no long jack it because it just didn't work right. But while at a party about a year later, he came running up all excited that he had ejaculated for the first time since the surgery. He had gone from a 100% top to a total bottom and the only way he could ejaculate was by stimulation of the prostate.

Still. Its not worth the risk.
Just be happy with what you have.

Sounds like he had sepsis? Either way, the risk of infection is too much. I wouldn't go for circumcision as an adult.

Controversial opinion since I'm a foreigner, but I will never understand why guns aren't illegal. They cause so much carnage.

My heart breaks for the couple's family. At least the killer is now off the streets…

@latinoguys:

@vaylon:

People are always attracted to what they don't have. Blondes like dark, cuts like uncuts etc etc etc.
Just enjoy what you have and make the most of it. Want an uncut dick. Go find one to play with. Leave your own stuff alone. To many bad stories of guys who went and had surgery to become uncut.

LOL. It's not that easy to fund cut dicks in latin countries. And yep, most of what you stated is true.

The risk of infection is also another reason against circumcision tbh.

She famously sued Kylie Minogue for exclusive use of the name 'Kylie'. She lost, lol.

Gay guys are quite flakey. I wouldn't read too much into it. Nothing to do with you.

Threesome in a gay sauna. Yep. It was great.