Israel Secret Intelligence Service at it again and I am out of the loop.
What your thoughts
! No disrespect is meant by my thoughts, in fact I think the whole ISIS as US/Israel proxy army is worse than a stretch, it's ridiculous. Unless it isn't and our paradigm is really ready for a spoiling.
What would be the purpose of watching porn without my significant other?
Back before the internet and when I was ambidextrous we weren't even anywhere near exclusive. Had you told me then that I would settle down with my left hand I wouldn't have believed you. Not knowing I would need my right hand to navigate through all the porn could only mean my left hand would be the one for me. Once I got the grasp of jerking off (I was a late bloomer having invented a modified version of the Princeton rub when I was young) I could swap either hand out depending on what the situation called for. Now Lefty gets so possessive he gets jealous if I even soap up in the shower with 'the other hand'.
Each and every time. There is a fella I will suffer latex for, he's actually the last fella who had a protective barrier in place with me when making the double backed monster but now my fella has a fella that enforces monogamy. Poo.
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Responding to earlier replies: Lolita. Wow. That is an odd (and rather awesome) pick. If you haven't read the book, know that Humbert really has to work at shooting Quilty at the end. I mean, well, it is much more messy than the film. To the person that picked Solaris, I have to ask, which one? I've only seen the (intentionally) tediously long one by Tarkovsky.
My pick is Once Upon A Time In America. I adore this film. Ask me why :cheesy2:
(Proving yet again I am not just a pretty face and can do as I am told) Why is Once Upon A Time In America your pick beep?
Summer Came My Way (feat. The Reynolds) (Luxxury Club Mix) - Greg Wilson
I am more what you call "niche market" that doesn't make you stupid, it just means you don't get invited to the sexy parties.
I know a hit when I get that little cough in the back of my throat that says, well, you know that is a whole other story but just the same I feel like this Petula Clark girl could be going places and I don't mean Downtown. No sir, I can boogie down luxury branded knock offs from Taiwan but if you are not going to co-opt Big Boys Don't Cry to reference your womanhood I have to question whether you are serious about your effort.
Still, it's a sweet ride this one is.
I got a mark out on me by Madonna cause I said #nomoreprayers.
It's like my homegirl Sinead O'Connor said when she committed career suicide "Fight the real enemy" or some such.
What this world needs now is a New World Order intent on bringing One Religion, One Love, One Faint Hope all those years of watching boobs bounce up and down on the tube hasn't dulled our sense of right, wrong and whether Reagan is remembered for being a second tier actor or third rate politician.
Terror - a very strong feeling of fear. : something that causes very strong feelings of fear :
I'll tell you when the terror in Paris hit home, Monday morning 150 raids are carried out in France (& Belgium) call me fickle but knee jerk much? Like I may be a Canadian Idiom at home and never with a broad but I remember when Freedom Fries were a thing, do you?
Shinzon was Tom Hardy and he was never in the Hannibal franchise, was he, what's the Hannibal story that plays like a mini Dr. Zhivago? I'm sure I remember a plane crashing in the front yard or something….
Hannibal was wasn't it or I get confused, is Hannibal the one where Shinzon wasn't a Romulan clone and he ate his sister because Russians?
I came across this on the internet, wait, I don't like how that sounds, look, I am just going to leave this here and come what may…
When I first heard that you and the missus were trolling plenty of fish I misheard trolling as trawling or more like I retroheard trawling. Wait, am I getting ahead of myself. Let me back up. The first time I heard about your sex change was likely when it all started. Imagine girl, all these years I thought we were sisters and now you gonna man up? To top that off your husband was just fine with being the wife. So exquease me if I got a little uppity when I thought the two of you were probably responsible for dolphins dying in tuna nets and I called 911 to share this info. I mean since 911 aren't we supposed to report suspicious behaviour? If Felicity left JJ Lensflare and found it big with the son of Saturday Night At The Movies you would think that would raise all sorts of flags but no, The Americans really is a television show. Furthermore, Jennifer "the fappening" whatever her last name is, I mean, come on if it wasn't for putting metal in the science oven and Hunger Games is it (never have I been more disappointed to find out thinspiration was not going to be part of the plot) would you even know who the girl with the gobs on her face was? X-Men? As if, I know X-Men and she ain't one of the class but then again Lisa Bonet's husband being Aquaman, I mean could you get less blonde? Aquaman isn't blonde? Look, if I've told you once I've told you twice, we put cows down just because we think they might be mad. You sir, are a depraved communist with absolutely no back bone. Ya, that's right I it said and I was neither weak nor back sliding. If you continue to bid like a scared little girl, well, then, I am going to give you the same respect I give to little girls who have no cookies to share. Choke on that you danceteria types.
When was the last time you had to be rude in the process of saying "NO" to a potential suitor?
You know where you've said no to every possible scenario, where you gave up and told them to hand over the keys to the car they just bought that day and maybe you'd consider and you then proceed to drive that car into a ditch & laughed because no one ever taught you how to drive….
Out of curiosity and for the shits and giggles, bonus question, how rude were you?
I also hedge my bets with a little good old fashioned Hale-Bopp devotional every now & zen.
Cock.
Morning, noon and night I worship his holiness waiting for the day the seed takes.
Todd Terje's edit of Jolene by Dolly Parton.
Side note because I am not a fan of country music I never realized what a see you next Tuesday that Jolene is. Boo Jolene!!
I used to get frustrated with the uploader now I think to myself "Well, why are there X number of seeders?" something something supply and demand…
Friends and I call out another friend for his "accidental scat" porn leanings because he just randomly announced "Don't you hate it when all of a sudden scat porn pops up?". Nope, sorry friend accidental scat is a myth.
Some of the guys in gay porn make it practically str8 porn, that Rizzo character for example.