Posts made by Semtex

Okay class, and let me level with you, contrary to popular belief this stuff does cause brain damage.

That song of that band, is it that band?  I'm like I don't know, wasn't the video like that face that launched a thousand ships only it inspired two thousand eight hundred and 80 three gay porn plot lines?

the words were like something something down on your knees and then later in the song he's like now put me in my place and then the rest of the words are just garbled by the sound of like 2 or 3 cocks being shoved down his throat?

Rob Halford was the anti-christ to Freddie Mercury's halo or something right or am I thinking of a different band?  I know David Cassidy also had that cock in throat voice but I don't think he ever did anything hardcore but maybe it wasn't Judas Priest either.  Wait, is this even on.

@hhsq:

Only very, very stupid and shitty gay people 

I dated a few of those, they exist.  The last one actually did me a favour in that I resolved never to date again.  Gots me a 5 year chip now.

@KuraiKiller:

I am not turned off by much, but shit is number two, for sure.

Okay, that's the funniest line I've read in awhile.  For the next hour the whole internet is yours do what you want.

Some of us are forced to participate in the forums against our will and by George Lucas of all people.  Furthermore, when he makes someone act out the Leia as Jabba's slave scene they don't get no gold lame anything.  True story.

Memes, bah!

Meme generators, *@c%! them too.

There I am being my happy go lucky self on this new to me toy called imgur because two nights in a row my freezer made "Ice Spikes", it's a thing, it's cool, technically unexplained and just the slightest bit startling.  I start posting some other pictures and all of a sudden my reputation grows and I'm like "Hey this is neat".  Then I happened on the meme generator and this perfectly encapsulated the Sunday night I realized "no more Downton Abbey"

When all of a sudden I am informed my problem is not from the nineties.  Hey what?  Pretty boy there feels just like me and I lived through the nineties, I know for nineties problems, one word, grunge and then more words like mass produced grunge, god it was like what I imagine the sixties must have been to those who suffered that decade.  Like did I miss the meme memo, how is that pic just for nineties problems, christ it's half way to porn for me, well you know, that ideal porn where the boy cries and then I use his tears for lube.  I got mouthy and now I am so deep in the whole on imgur I hate those damn kids and their effin internet rules.

I'll have you know I am going to break the internet when I make the porn that disproves rule 34, I think.  Or is the fact that I can't find that porn the part that should have those kids carrying around their bloody internet in buckets.  Bah humbug.

@cannonmc:

In that case shall we dispense with the forum and torrents altogether… After all the contributions there are mostly just from 'ordinary members'

@Semtex, it's not recent movies by those studios, it's all movies. And at least one other VERY major studio has been culled recently

I must be missing a subtext here or there and get confused with some of the specifics.  Being an extraordinary member who regularly contributes my sparkling charm I was just trying to turn those sour grapes into an effervescent sour mash, fermented naturally for all to enjoy.  I am not surprised that all product is recalled though, thems the breaks as it were.  Culled seems a harsh word choice but I am curious, the other VERY major studio or as I think of it now "the studio whose name shall not be mentioned", could I get a hint?  This cat gets killed all the time with that nagging "hey what am I missing out on".

It's easy enough to see a take down request via chilling effects dot scientology sea org.  As I understand, from Mr. Hubbard himself, the wise google artist can use those results that have been omitted to find what one was looking, I think, I don't know though, there's a Somalian translation that helps better.

Wait, where's my wife, where's my wallet, why don't I edit myself before I hit post?

"This is not how I woke up, but it's how I look now."

Rinse & Repeat - Riton

"So what the sun comes up and it just goes on."

@xbw100x:

Seems like a small amount of major studios have been removed…

TitanMen,

Raging Stallion,

MenAtPlay,

I did not snicker at the word major but I didn't even know those companies still made product.  Alright, I lied a little, there's a Raging Stallion model I'll bother to learn the name of when he drops the latex.

Keep

I use Google's Keep.  I like it because I can use it on and off line and access it from all my devices.

xvideos

Part of the reason is familiarity because I've used it for over 10 years now but it also has a wide selection with easy filters to apply (today, this week, this month, over 5 or 20 minutes and sorting by popularity, release date or relevance).  It has more straight than gay and the gay results when searching aren't as great or fine tunable as the straight results but then if I'm tubing it I am usually checking out the straight porn.  I have a membership with the site and have never been inundated with spam that I directly attribute to the site.  Membership also makes bookmarking simple.  Videos stream quickly, which means a lot when your skipping to the good parts.  It's also easier to find the good parts because there is a tiny preview that pops up if you hover over the timeline.

Bonus points because when I do find newer or good gay stuff it's easy to check out the uploader's other files.  The tags are also numerous, best selection of forced bi cuckold scenes I've found as well.

Some people just can't accept difference.  I mean this in regards with thinking that being in a relationship with a "bisexual" would instantly mean sharing.  It also speaks to the perception that bisexuals are just horny sex beasts who are so insatiable they would have to have sex with both sexes constantly.  I'd make a sneaky side bet that most of the guys not interested in bisexuals would fall over backwards if he was identifying as straight which is the absolute height of something something…

Now put your mind to a fleshlight in under 10 steps and let's keep the budget similar (though a little above the produce aisle).

Seriously, you are the living embodiment of that Lisa Lampanelli (I think) joke about gays & a dollar store.

Now with the advent of point and click I don't see any of the 'acting' or plot details, just skip to someone face down and then onto the next one.

Just for the giggles

@fuckall:

@2222:

Do you?

I'm bi

J'accuse

Suction LOL These days, round these parts, we're all about the traction.

@Jason23:

Man from U.N.C.L.E. [2015]  8 out of 10

As remakes of classic TV show it was Above Average….good cast, good plot, good start for a series.

Both Armie Hammer & Brandon Routh are damn handsome guys.

Isn't "my man of steel" in that as well or did you realize my owner status and look away so as not to offend?  Well played sir, well played.

What's that old chestnut they always say?

"A job in hand is better than a hand job."

Wait, I don't think anyone actually says that but it sounds like it applies here.  In case it catches on as a saying I'll take my royalty cheques now please, all I got is a hand job.

Do I Sound Gay?

And to answer that question:  You bet my sweet ass I sound gay, I even look gay, come to think of it I even act gay but when it comes to taking it up the ass, baby I'm all man, gay man that is.

I got distracted when watching this twice now, well one time I fell asleep and the second time I had a flare up of the old flaming queen syndrome BUTT I am returning to it if for no other reason than to clarify what was said about my spirit guide, Paul Lynde.

"Full steam ahead" - Paul Lynde's response to what you yell when a woman falls overboard of a ship.

Of course they do, from the way it's been explained to me those gay people dislike just about everything.  I bet most of them even hate themselves.

I can't even imagine the torture those souls go through, the whole LGBTQRSVP I mean, that lot have a worse lot than Lot's wife.

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