Posts made by Semtex

You made it further than I did with Freak Show but goddamn I loved Lange doing Life On Mars!

Sharing Piss with y'al

Just a little clip that has kept me warm for many years, it's probably not the Citizen Kane of watersport videos but I feel like I am sharing gold, not for nothing tho!

Back in 2010 or 11 I had a fuck buddy who had a chastity cage I was regularly placed in much like the one pictured here.  Goodness that even bears a striking appearance to my cock as well.

Anyhow this may be a wild goose chase but at that time I filmed myself taking a piss and posted it online but for the life of me I don't remember to what damn website I posted it.  At the time it was a newer site that I think was modelled after xtube but for some reason I think it had something more of an "edge" to it and was positioning itself as dating/connection as well photo/video sharing.  I also know that tags such as 'chems' & 'chempiss' were allowed and used as well as 'chastity'.  Vaguely I remember there was some sort of earning scheme but likely just as credit there.  It was also not exclusively gay but there was a larger gay presence than on other "mixed" sites.  Bah, I may have wasted your time by having you read this but I did make a lovely offering first, no?  If you are any good at finding a needle in a haystack or can suggest other ways for me to jog my memory I am open.

May the piss always be hot.

Lateralus - Tool

I bought it the day it came out and I still haven't listened to it as a whole.

I heard it all summer but it never really grabbed me until last week enough that I would sing it to myself.  Over the summer my pop jam was that LSD by A$AP something something, is it Rocky?  Doesn't matter.  Any way I was sort of singing/ sort of humming I Can't Feel My Face when a friend of mine not really into music said "Yes that's the kid's music" and something else about "Kid's these days and their songs about cocaine".  And I was like "Ha that's not about cocaine" but Oh Em Gee, it really is and that video is about Pepsi!  :cheesy2:

That depends on what type of reality you favour and how real you want to get.

I have never seen The Kardashian Show (or the new I Was Bruce Jenner shindig) but I do obsess over Downton Abbey.  Another Period is a spoof on reality TV set in the same era as Downton Abbey and it is hilarious.  Christina Hendricks (Joan of Mad Men) plays a maid slash whore who is called "Chair" by the owners of the manor.  Paget Brewster is Dodo the matriarch of the family who is addicted to morphine and sucking the butler's cock when she's whacked out.  The gay characters are hilarious, putting pillows over their wives face when procreating (also knocking them out with ether and sucking the hunky under butler's fingers while doing it).  They even for a time seem to have the power to convert John Ritter's son Jason's character into believing he is a homosexual with the help of some 1920's style pharmaceuticals & poppers.

The second episode wins the award for funniest rape joke ever because it is one long riff on rape culture only they call it "ravishing" as opposed to actual rape and it happens to a male character.  "Did you hear that one:  Why is it always the friend least likely to be ravished that goes on and on about it?" and "You can't be ravished, you are a man" and the 'tampon ad' like stupor the poor gentleman who was ravished exists in.  Then another male is ravished, falls in love with his ravisher and she leaves him he teaches his sister how to finger his ass.  Yup there is incest too.

Every single performer is one you'll recognize as "Hey wasn't she on Big Bang Theory for that episode where…."

However if a funny upsend of reality isn't what your after, Survivor just started and isn't that started us on this slippery slope of not paying for writers?  Drag Race really is one of the better reality shows even without the gay slant.  Austin Armacost from the cast of "The A List"

! just came in second on Celebrity Big Brother I've never seen the A List but I do remember when it came out and that he was dating Marc Jacobs around that time.  His husband is crazy hot and you do get to him a couple times.

My guilty passion for reality is always hands down documentaries on World War 1, do you know how many theories there are on how that mess got started?  As many books as there are on the subject.

I think I've held the talking stick too long again, pardon me.

you're the worst 9/10

Started it last week because I kept hearing how "It's the best", I do love it because it is twisted but Rick & Morty is the "best" currently running program, Downton Abbey just started again so there you have the 2nd best and then You're The Worst.

Example:  https://youtu.be/fkEuOhWd69M

@2222:

Post anything (general or LGBTQ Themed Movie), the last movies or TVs you've watched and how you rated it. The rating would 0-10 form. In addition, IMDb link and short comment would be perfect.

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Let's start.

I just saw Rope (1948), 7/10.
Now I understand what people called as homoeroticism in his classic movie. Great adaptation.

Thank you.  I just watched Rope & loved it.

You can have him and free up Jon Kortajarena for me.

I will deny having such knowledge and having ever shared it BUT there is straight porn available where the bitch is not treated like a piece of meat.  Joybear and SexArt are immediate examples that pop up, also Babes and as trade off they all tend to focus a little more on the beau hunks they employ than your usual run of the mill straight porn scenes.

Thank you for reminding me what an awful gay I am!

Those trunks completely slipped by me but at least now when I cast derision at gays better off than myself I will remember to add "Would you just look at that ensemble?"!  ;D

Methurbating can certainly lead to extended sessions.

I have absolutely no qualms admitting I love str8 porn.  I love checking out the crossovers.  Max Fonda has turned out to be quite the handsome man and I wonder is he doing the str8 porn now and no longer in gay porn because he is str8 or can he not get work now that he's not a twink.

When I win the lottery and Shawn Mendes reaches the age where it is acceptable to film him having sexual intercourse I will hire Nick Jonas to turn that bitch out.

When I say 'turn that bitch out' I am thinking along the lines of something that will raise Paul Morris's eyebrow while making him blush.

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So, for me, the pressure of having me cum, makes me loose it.
Try to make it easy going, don't say "I want to see you cum in my mouth" or anything like it. Just go with the flow. It might take some time, but in my case i can honestly say that the anxiety of not cumming any other way than with my own bare hands with the pressure of  "having to do" makes me not want to have sex at all.

This!  Nothing takes me out of the moment more than being requested to cum or asking if I'm going to cum but everyone is different and at least he does get off.  In my early days I had cum with more women than men despite only ever being with one women.  My first boyfriend, who I lived with for a year, still believes I am not human as he never once saw me cum.

I will vacuum the mattress thoroughly.  After that I mix baking soda with lavender oil (1 cup soda - 2 or 3 drops of essential oil) then with a sifter spread it out evenly on the mattress, after allowing it to sit for awhile vacuum it up.  I also use this mixture on carpets.

"Lavender" is derived from the Latin lavare, meaning, "to wash."

I am also a firm believer in the power of sunlight and if it's easy enough to pull it outside for a few hours of sun bathing it works wonders.  I regularly sun my pillows and comforter to freshen them up.

I fell in love with Perfume Genius again when Mr. Robot used Queen for that hallucination/withdrawal/dream, it was practically a new video for it.  Unfortunately it doesn't seem to be shared as a clip online or more likely copyright monkeys felt infringed.  Was in the Daemons episode.

I would add that that I recognize cannonmc as a 'someone', a regular positive contributor to the forums who always seems to be respectful and courteous as far as I am concerned.

I wouldn't want to put words in your mouth but I would bet you are grateful for the effort of the staff here, as we all should be. Gaytorrent.ru is a privilege not an undeniable right.

Straight & gay are just labels that your friend clearly illustrates mean very little.  Despite what others think, if he says "I am straight" and even if it is garbled due to your dick in his mouth you should respect that is what he identifies as.  Having sex with another man is not what makes someone gay, if it did than myself & a number of other gay men are really straight because we have had sex with women.

…seems kinda chummy with Mića Stevanović in Mykonos.  All from an actor who was downplaying his sexuality just a few months ago.

The new definition of hyperbole will cite this first sentence of that article as an example:

He undeniable has one of the hottest physiques in Hollywood

If Jon Kortajarena needs a date I am available.

Luke Evans is gayer than 2 guys strolling a Mykonos beach in high season