Posts made by groovedware

The Dick Wadd piss scenes (particularly Soaked) are the ones that make me feel like I am living in the Sahara.

Jalif's Kings of Piss is also choice.

If you have the stomach for it, no one does piss quite as good as the heteros from Eastern Europe.  There's a whole series and the title escapes me at the moment but serious fucking golden showers!  Extra hot is a scene where one guy accidentaly pisses on another guy and then it turns into an out and out piss fight between the two of them and they ignore the skanks for a bit.  Not just one of my fave piss scenes but one of my hands down fave porn scenes.

What I don't notice in most piss videos but is one of my favourite sensations when I am comfortable with a guy is having the piss fucked out of me (preferably we do this anywhere but @ my place).

There I go sharing too much again, just call me Napster.

@nordicblue:

You say to each their own but you still feel the need to call it a fairy tale whilst quoting scripture.  Since Christianity is fairy tale to you >:D, then stop bothering with it.  Since you seem ignorant of this fact, there are plenty of gay Christians.  Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.  That's like reading a fiction book and complaining because there are fabricated stories in it.

I don't 'feel the need' to call it a fairy tale, that is merely stating a fact and does not preclude me quoting from the fiction to highlight an inconsistency.  One of the most glaring contradictions to me and I should just "stop bothering with it" when not just my fellow gays but my fellow human beings suffer from this ingrained brain mush.  Word of gawd!

Faith based beliefs are fine, like I said "to each his own" BUT when I see someone about to be hit by a car I think it's GOD in me that directs me to try and prevent the senseless mowing down of another life.

Mark my words, the day is coming when Christianity will be exposed for the farce it is and the followers will have to choose between Judaism or Islam to continue with the Abrahamic faith.  I imagine there will be a lot of imploding heads at that point and hopefully I have done my part in preventing some of this faith-based self-destruction.

Why would God place the prostate as it has been if the intent was not buggery?

Ah men!

http://youtu.be/F8oGz0mxwks & it makes me wonder…

Oh I don't want to be harsh but:

Isn't a gay christian like an oxymoron without the benefit of oxy?

Mark 12:29  Jesus answered, “The most important is, ‘Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one." +the son and +the holy ghost cause good things come in threes?

To each his own, I just think there are far more interesting fairy tales to base a faith on.

"What's this?  This is entertainment?  Well, as it turns out yes, yes it is, I was right." 
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Back when it first came out I watched because Lisa Kudrow but it didn't grab me so much as confuse me.  So it was with some trepidation I decided to check out The Comeback's comeback but I am so glad I did.  I have gone back and watched all of the first season now ("I don't need to see that") and enjoyed it but this Season 2 is off the hook.  Funny, cringe & more real than reality TV.

It's very rare that a 'comedy' gets me to feel real emotion but in the episode Valerie is Brought To Her Knees when she gives fake head to Seth Rogen I think my eyes were beginning to moisten I just felt so bad for her but then she saved it with that awkward grin.

If you haven't checked it out do, if only for the Rupaul & Andy Cohen scene but surely stick around for 'the blow job'.  Don't need to have seen Season 1, just know that Valerie Cherish is a star!

@hhsq:

Practicing with dildoes really helps improve your hability of taking.

As for my own experience, pain has never been my main concerns when bottoming… shit has always been the most stressful thing ><

I think I mentioned in another thread the best piece of advice ever given to me, imparted to me by very sexy dude in very nonchalant offhand manner "Meh, you hit dirt you wash it off and start again".  Mind you that thing between his legs probably reached places most weren't expecting.

@Ripley:

The Russian facial features that I can notice very often, are small-deep-sleepy eyes, straight eyebrows sometimes with dark circles, strong big nose, and thin lips or big lips with thin corners. And if you ask me, all those features get me horny as fuck! Such as Vitaly Zdorovetskiy's face, or Igor from Machofucker.

@mcmxc1983:

Means a good sex, domination, scary fuckers to me

Oh yes! that's exactly what I like. Videos such as "Brutal Fuck" and "Power Pack" from Machofucker. Russian tops are magnificent, they were born to fuck, they make my ass hungry. (Sorry for my sincerity)

For me it's not the way they look, it's that 'born to fuck' and the shredding of my ass.

2 to go please, don't bother wrapping them they are not going to make it home anyway.

Ah come on, Anne Frank would have been a Belieber!

I know what I was like at that age and fortunately the spotlight that follows me was never anywhere near the intensity poor Bieber lives under.

I suppose I cut him extra slack because it seems to me that the hatred directed at him seems to be more knee jerk, along the lines of "Disco sucks".

Not that he isn't deserving in some regards, it's just when everyone seems to be going in one direction I tend to turn around to avoid the crowd  :mbounce:

@pr0cess:

If they're all dirty prison tattoos, it can definitely be a turnoff. However if they're all well done I don't really care how many there are - provided none on the face. 

Oh dirty prison tattoos have a certain appeal, perhaps not the the tattoo itself but the flesh they are placed on.

@binggobanggo:

Yeah. I'd rather it put pressure on Channel 4. Dennis Kelley went to the network and asked for 2 episodes to wrap up the cliffhanger, but they turned him down.

Giggle.  THE NETWORK would turn him down!  :cheers:

I honestly don't understand the hate he inspires in others.  Poor thing, maybe one day I'll be able to console him myself.

It's a slippery slope with the dildo recommendation.

SWIM started with one, then one drawer and now has a tickle trunk devoted to the collection.  As well, instead of trying to find dildos that match the size of partners SWIM tries to find men not intimidated by the capabilities SWIM's ass has.

Hopefully this puts a little extra pressure on Fincher.

http://variety.com/2014/tv/news/international-emmy-awards-fete-global-tvs-finest-in-new-york-1201363880/

Utopia getting Best Drama is bittersweet.

@Minerboh80:

I was not that thrilled about Breaking Bad.
I do not regard it as a bad show by any means but i was not that impressed.

Ozymandias is, IMHO, the best hour of television a series ever culminated in.

! "I watched Jane die" was probably one of the most pure evil moments I want to experience.  Also I really enjoyed Breaking Bad because I saw it as Lost Redux.

That being said, I don't think it will stand the test of time, in a few years everyone will wonder what the fuss was about.

You are just ahead of the curve!

I didn't like it much at first either, in fact I may have said something like "it feels like I am going to the bathroom backwards" for longer than I will admit.

I had a thing for Sheldon for the longest time mostly because he reminded me of my ex.

Then my family started watching Big Bang and they started making references to how much alike Sheldon & myself are.  What was once the occasional remark has now turned into some of my family addressing me as Sheldon.

Made me reflect on a lot of different issues & crushing on characters on other shows.

Once I started incorporating #7 life became much better for me.  I felt awkward explaining segmented sleep to my doctor but the concept seems better than the pills he presribed for sleep which gave me a metallic taste in my mouth the next day as well leaving me groggy and a significant weight gain.  I'll sleep more when I am dead if necessary.

@yeah715:

I don't like him/his attitude…but that body though!

That body and the DNA, Daddy is a bit of a taste boat too!

I will be having a professional take care of the removal of it for me, thank you very much.

I never thought to google or check youtube, it makes me feel a little less unique when I type into the search "Male nipple removal" and auto-suggests "trend".

Next I'll be seeing guys who found the plastic surgeon to install that new hole I have been thinking about and that won't be unique either.

@mm10583x:

I think as long as consenting adults are doing it - i.e. no one underage and no one being forced - it shouldn't be banned. For the record i think IV drug use is moronic but every adult has the right to ruin his/her life if she pleases.

Since we are going on record here my life has not been ruined but I guess that could be my moronic judgement skills.

Lose them?  LOSE THEM?  Oh if only it were that easy!

As for super sensitive or not enjoying them, why can't it be both times 2?

Wanting pictures you say?  Hmmm, I can further expound on how sensitive they are by telling you they felt that.  Dammit!

I will not be performing an at home procedure either, hello!  I even have what some might call a high tolerance for pain.  I will likely need to be knocked out just to get to the hospital or they'll probably start bleeding sensing their imminent departure.

Sensitive scar tissue seems an acceptable trade off.  Scars are a bit of a kink for me, maybe a lot of a kink, they are sexier than tattoos to me.