Posts made by groovedware

Look BUT DON'T TOUCH!

That's my man.

"One, you lock the target, two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net and four, you catch the man"

I couldn't describe my typical Saturday night better myself.

As for industrial music, I have been known to say I prefer my music to sound like it's been created by computing machines & if it sounds like it could be recreated by some silly humans with a couple instruments I can't be bovered so yes to industrial.  That being said I tend to prefer particular tracks as opposed to the genre on a whole.  Was/am a big fan of Cabaret Voltaire, I can't imagine ever tiring of "Sensoria", "Groovy, Laidback and Nasty" (although far removed from industrial) is one of those rare perfect storms where I like every single song on an album and Richard H. Kirk (from Cabaret Voltaire) was one part of Sweet Exorcist who were responsible for one of my all time faves "Testone".

Just got episode 3 of Cucumber and I am officialy excited!  Episode 2 hooked me in with it's unexpected developments hopefully this bodes well for the series on a whole.  Still haven't gotten to Banana.

@Matie:

I do think I understand your pov a lot better, and you expressed yourself articulately and less controversially

Cheers, bro

Oh poo, are you saying the full moon has an opposite effect on me?  :blind:

@Egglas:

cucumber, carrot, parsnip FTW :cum:

I do hate repeating myself but "nah" call me eggplants are in season, at least then maybe they would be good for something because I am fairly certain they are not intended for eating.

@musclejizz:

Yep, dating one now. Personally I don't smoke myself but I fell in love with him for his other attributes. He's doing his best to quit for me though. I never understood how difficult it was to quit until I got to know my man.

None of my business but you say he's quitting for you, have you asked him outright to quit or is this an endeavour of his own choosing?

I am not clear what I am wrong on but then being wrong is not something I have a lot of experience with.

I am also not calling for the persecution of the religious, as I also clarified I am not exactly saying let's outlaw religion.  I am also not denying God.

What I am saying is religion would be ridiculous if it wasn't so bloody evil.  I am the first to admit I am not verse in all of the world's religions but I did once have a 'soul seeking' phase and have more than a passing knowledge of most of the fairy tales.  In my opinion the best of the lot is Sihkism and the most blatantly inane award would likely go to the latter day saints.  Truth be told sometimes I regret not getting out of here on the Hale-Bopp when the opportunity presented itself.

I do believe (oh ye of little faith) that if we stopped indoctrinating children into a faith we would make a gigantic step toward solving a lot of the world's conflicts and problems.

I am sorry, it's a little late or early and I may or may not have indulged in a little full moon madness so I am having some difficulty in expressing in words my belief toward religion.

The long and the short of it is any rational human being should be able to realize and accept the one flaw in most religions, there is no proof and they all require faith, which is fine except so many of don't accept that.  Instead so many have fashioned their faith into a way of life and a tool with which to bludgeon the different from them with….

I am fading, will revisit these thoughts and hopefully with a better clarity.

@ciremage:

I started reusing white vinegar (diluted in water)  to clean the metal around the sinks and mirrors. It works great

I used to use vinegar until very recently I discovered rubbing alcohol as my new goto for many cleaning purposes, particularly metal.  Also that a spent lime rind and some salt brings my sink up to a shine that I never thought possible.

Making a mental note of all those who answer "No" so I make certain I can ask potential dates "What's your gaytorrent profile name?"  :blownose:

@rickydrexel:

@groovedware:

Like, I didn't realize spitting was an option!  I always prefer the cum inside me, easier clean up.  Also, I learned from Publizity if a fellow blasts on your stomach and looks you in the eye while he's doing it you could end up catching pregnant.

Swallow and stop flushing bum babies!

Ummmmmmmmmmmm!!! Don't quote me on this but i'm not sure thats how it works. LMAO!!!

I won't quote you (until I see you on TV).  I have cued this up to the relevant & pertinent info with regards to some guy blasting on your stomach.   Who Can Never Be Sure

@untiga:

You should try it sometimes hahah

With a carrot?  Nah.  Call me when eggplants are in season.  :cheers:

To be clear I am not an atheist, I am a human.  Also I started this thread on January 8th which was prior to yet another affront to 'God' carried out by a religious group claiming the act of burning someone alive was for the honor of 'God'.

I suppose "Maoist China, Stalinist Russia, Khmer Rouge Cambodia, and North Korea (as well as Romania, GDR, Cuba, Vietnam, Albania…) are sited as failed religion free zones.  Do I need to make the list of states, countries, zones, etc that religion is/was allowed to flourish in that are failures?  Sorry, not only can I not be bothered but I think I might be here for the rest of my natural life compiling the list.  If indeed the intent behind this list was an attempt at justifying religion not only is it spurious but it is also made ridiculous by the much longer list that could be compiled of religion's atrocities.  We all know size matters & mine is bigger.

Outlawing religion is not exactly what I am calling for, even though "Yes" it is what I said.

Better would be the hope that all religions whither & die off from a lack of interest, outlawing them should not have to be necessary.

No matter what religion one subscribes to there is no denyng that any God that requires worship and doesn't make that method available to each and everyone is a fairly impotent God.

“Imagine there's no countries. It isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for. And no religion too."

@kawaitwink:

;D don't do it like this guy at walmart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz97VhhPaak

Is that what the kids these days refer to as an epic fail?  He seemed more uncomfortable than the cashier.

Also:  carrot, lube & condoms for under $4?  I may have to rethink everything.

@goodtimechaz:

If it's a dedicated whack-off session I use my right hand.  If I'm just a-pullin' and a-squeezin' on myself while viewing webporn of the clip sort, then my left hand is the hand I most rely on because I need my right to use the mouse.  If I'm viewing vid/clip porn of varied lengths, I'll switch back and forth.  If it's a longer format then I'll usually have both hands down in my junk, trading of which is primary and support.  If it's pics, once again it's a mix sort of thing: if I'm bouncing thru a trove of pics that I'm familiar with, I'll just click and pause then go to the next, over and over until I find something that provokes a keener and-or fresher interest from me. If the bondage technique is especially cruel and the rope work well executed, then I might stall out on that image for quite a while- especially if it's new to me- and I'll have both my hands hard at work while I "figure out" the new image, placing myself as the bottom and adding elements to the fantasy until I've caused as much "damage" to myself (my imaginary self) that I can take and then view it as a top and how I got that poor, sorry little, dumbfuck- step-by-step- into that precarious and pitiable position and how I can make it even worse for him.   :cheesy2:

HI!  My name is whatever the fuck you want it to be.

In other news, originally I was an "other" as far as this poll goes, then I was what you might call ambidextrous but then (purely by coincidence) when home computing (sure I was there in the early days of internet porn acessing images via a bulletin board but at work so…) broke onto my scene and my right hand became occupied manipulating the dream machine I became exclusively south paw.

In fact, at this point I don't believe my right hand even remembers how it's done & if it does brush against me down there my dick usually thinks something like "Oi what's this?" LOL

Tee hee hee I bought a new type of lube today and thought of this conversation because I thought the packaging might make it dual purpose.  Mind you, I have easy access to a variety of dildos.

@hhsq:

My dick =P

Fair warning:  if I ever get that inside me it then becomes MY DICK!

On another note & more importantly: put it in me!

@spam17:

_**Religion = Faith

:cheesy2:**_

Yup, and if the internet exposes more religions for the fairy tales they are then it's just another reason for me to say for like the one hundred and forty fourth time "God Bless The Internet".

Hey, I am not denying the rights of idiots to believe in whatever they want but I will continue until my last breath to deny them the right to deny me.

Your Croatian uncut dick would feel better inside me. 
That is all.

@Delphinki:

"It never fails, I always forget to buy laundry detergent when I'm at the store, so I began making it from bar soap. I grate half a bar of soap into boiling water, let cool and add cold water, borax and washing soda for a clean I can count on. " Karen

I find it kind of strange that "Karen" somehow forgets to buy laundry detergent but somehow manages to have everything to make it on hand…

"Karen" was born Kevin and spent her formative years as a Boy Scout, be prepared.  Also, everyone knows a well appointed pantry is a necessity these days.  You never know when unsuspected guests pop in and don't come with their own laundry supplies.

Sticking with uncommon uses:  Vaseline for sexual purposes place it on the doorknob so unsuspected guests can't just pop in.  :cheers:

As for an alternative to a dildo, experiment.  If it fits than why shouldn't it be a perfectly acceptable alternative to a dildo.

I have heard tales of certain vegetables working in a pinch. brush handles, remote controls and I once had a boss who would flip a chair over and use one of the legs while waiting for the guy drunk enough to willingly choose to be inside of him.  (Not bitter, he was nasty before I worked for him, during my employ and I presume still is to this day).

Someone who almost certainly wasn't me lost their anal cherry to a broom handle.

The right candle.

I should stop before I suggest a kitchen sink as well.