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    • RE: Celebrity Big Brother & the F word

      Also I know I swore off Big Brother UK when they pulled that double punch of Helen Wood & Gary Busey last year but in my defense to truly appreciate quality television sometimes you have to wallow in the muck.

      As of this moment Lidia's Kitchen on PBS is soothing my soul.  I can't imagine Lidia ever pulling a Paula Dean on me, the woman is a saint.  The anti-Perez.

      posted in Theme TV
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    • Celebrity Big Brother & the F word

      http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/jan/18/celebrity-big-brother-alexander-o-neal-perez-hilton-homophobic-slur

      Don't know if your watching but there are 2 out homosexuals in the house (Perez Hilton & Kavana) as well as the one & only Michelle Visage (of Seduction, Rupaul's Drag Race, LGBTQ ally & just an all around utter fabulousness).  Also included for eye candy is Calum Best (with morning wood recently-nice piece) & previously seen before being removed Jeremy Jackson (of Baywatch & with a previously acknowledged addiction to crystallized methamphetamines you just know he is familiar with man to man action).

      Anyway as mentioned in the article Alexander O'Neal chose to leave the house after being given a warning for offensive language.  He did not call Perez a faggot but did say Perez had a silly ass faggot look on his face.  Which sent that stupid faggot into a tizzy.  “He called me the F-word, which is incredibly offensive,” Hilton said.

      Sure, it may be incredibly offensive and I know 2 wrongs don't make a right but that Perez Hilton has also been incredibly offensive in the Big Brother house.  To the point where I have considered going down on the muffin just so I would not be the same orientation as it.

      Perez Hilton prior to this was just someone I was aware existed and when Will.I.Am punched him in the face I was offended.  I was never a Black Eyed Peas fan but that incident only reinforced my not being a fan.  Now I am considering going out and actually purchasing every Black Eyed Peas release just to make amends for the error in my ways.

      Perez Hilton (as described by house guest & apparently all around British right wing hag Katie Hopkins) is a genital wart, worse because genital warts can be removed (that's right Jeffery, just talk to your doctor. that can all be cleared up & maybe I will reconsider my refusal of your advances) but can Perez?

      Originally my question was going to be what do we call stupid faggots now that it has become the f-word (don't even get me started on the n-word, r-word or any other word given more power by using it in a different form) but now I realize my real question is:

      How do we vote Perez Hilton in?  By which I mean could we please stick him back in the closet with that assless singlet you know your only going to wear when that trick (who is just obliging you so he can get off & get out) insists you model it for him?

      Just to keep this on topic (& not relocated to the rants & raves section) can there ever be an honest portrayal or accurate representation of the homosexual on television when some entitled asshole sets the gay identity back to that simpering individual governments didn't hire because 'the gay menace' can't be trusted?  Aaargh!

      posted in Theme TV
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    • RE: #Help #HDMI #Media Player

      Update (to tempt fate):

      2 weeks now & HDMI works without fail although I do hold my breath every time I go to use it as well as the media player not being unplugged (it runs warm even when off).

      I think ultimately it was a "handshake issue" which is apparently quite common an issue with HDMI voodoo.

      So, neither TV or media player were given firmware updates to correct the situation.  The only thing different I have done (as recommended on a site devoted to resolving the handshake) is used a different HDMI port on the TV (it has 3).  Previously I was using the one on the side of the TV & now using one of the back ports.

      Filed under good/bad news, watching the train wreck that is Perez Hilton in high def has me questioning if it is possible to choose your sexual orientation & also if possibly I should reconsider my views on Will.I.Am because I have had to stop myself from throwing random objects at lovely television when it shows me Perez being Perez.

      Is there some sort of HDMI option where I can spit on Perez in high def?

      posted in Non-GT.ru Technical Stuff
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    • RE: Rebel Heart - Madonna

      To be clear, yes to Hung Up & Sorry but more for Get Together (my vote for one of the most unappreciated Madonna dittys) & the Paper Faces (Stuart Price) mix of Let It Will Be if we're talking Confessions.

      AGAIN, and so I understand, you are denying this as quality Madonna?

      got no boundaries & no limits

      posted in Music
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    • RE: Fisting as an act of love?

      Keep trying?  Don't mind if I do.

      Until I am able to accomodate a fist (or even just that butt plug that I bought while thinking to myself "That's a large one?", 5 years on I have yet to manage it & so that's 5 years without a butt plug in me because I won't accept defeat, stubborn, who me?) I will just have to satisfy myself (giggle) with the knowledge that although girth is not my forte I have yet to find the length where I have said "That's too far".  On more than one occasion I have wondered about monetizing my abilities (hey, they do say you should like your job) but have never been sure how to contact the drug cartels and let them know of my capabilities.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Sex toys?

      @musclejizz:

      Never tried it before. My bf and I pretty much have the same thought of "Why use a toy when we already have dicks?"

      Uh because no one has a dick like the Jammer!  I cannot forsee me ever being willing to spend $159US on the purchase of one but my ass likes to entertain the idea.  I have only known a handful of guys that were able to get past my second sphincter with their dicks so I pretty much wonder "Why the hell not use a toy?"

      Jammer2.jpg

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Rebel Heart - Madonna

      @theolopar:

      I'm not a huge fan of RH or Madonna right now. What I heard so far is very generic.

      I wish Madonna would take more risks - like she used to.

      Is Devil Pray one that you have heard & think generic?

      I have never heard the entirety of Hard Candy or MDNA (& likely never will) and as a general rule I like songs I listen to (particularly with Madonna) to have the words remix, mix or edit attatched to them.  Just to say I don't usually like album tracks & of the 6 pre-released I think 4 of them indicate this could be a corker Madonna album.

      I am starting to sound like one of my regulars that I always get bored of listening to expound on Madonna.  :crazy2:

      posted in Music
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    • RE: Fisting as an act of love?

      @MrMazda:

      Once you do manage to get past the knuckles for the first time, it's quite euphoric I must say.

      I would like to find that out & it's not for lack of trying.  Every time I connect with a guy into the concept they seem to be the men with the hands of a lumberjack.  Sigh.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Rebel Heart - Madonna

      I guess technically speaking I personally could only give 1 but I would need clarification on what you mean when you say not like Madonna since Confessions before I deliver my one.

      If you mean you & Madge had a falling out so you no longer like her as a friend, who am I to thumbs down a personal issue?

      If you are negating (the Paul Oakenfold remix of) Give It To Me or Celebration or Revolver or even that video with Kazaky well, who am I to judge?  MDNA tested my own relationship with Her Madgesty.

      If Living For Love or Bitch I'm Madonna hasn't warmed your rebel heart (Bitch I'm Madonna is my current catch phrase) I ask you to give Devil Pray another listen.  Once you get past the glue sniffing bit I think it is a truly innovative track.

      Also, wait for the Living For Love version with MNEK.  I get the feeling that will be her performance at the grammys & I bet granny steals the grammy show.

      posted in Music
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    • RE: Sex toys?

      I would like to use toys more during sex but most of the guys I play with get intimidated.  At least that's what I presume is the issue.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Fisting as an act of love?

      Speaking from experience as a fisting top, I find it very intimate.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Vorarephilia (or why I chose to avoid fetish)

      @Duvet:

      Well ya know? Once in a psychology class, a teacher told us, fetish can be anything, even what we find attractive can be a fetish, like, a blonde woman, a muscular man, huge boobs, etc. So ya see, it is not easy to say I dislike fetishes. What u can say is that u dislike extreme things. But overall as long as someone is not doing anything to harm others or him/her self, then it is aprooved by psychology. But again each person judges differently.

      True.  We can fetishize just about anything.  In fact, my statement starting this topic "why I chose to avoid fetish" is actually not a true statement by me.  It's the philias that can sometimes disturb me, but I wouldn't want to say I dislike extremes.  Vorarephilia, being eaten or eating, doesn't seem extreme (if we leave out cannibalism as a part of the fetish) it's just that I find it odd & perhaps unsettling.  I used to say I don't have a kink but I am into yours until I found out the utter depravity just how bizarre the human psyche can be.

      I like breath control & to a certain degree enforced breath control.  I don't consider it a fetish but I suppose it is.  I know from experience many people consider this extreme.

      I think I was just expressing my surprise at what the void shows me when I look into it.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: What is the best lubricant to use?

      Wet Platinum.

      As for clean up of silicone, rubbing alcohol works very well.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: Vorarephilia (or why I chose to avoid fetish)

      Sure.  All in all I just prefer to stick to the suck & fuck and if push comes to shove I don't mind skipping the suck.  Being devoured whole, crushing small living beings, and on just seem too out there for this simple fag.

      posted in Sex & Relationships
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    • RE: New Order Substance SIDES!!!

      No stranger, I think, than seeing only 1 member of Joy Division do a full tour of a Joy Division album.

      That being said Hook's distinctive bass sound is one of the components that make the New Order sound.

      It's a shame these 2 individuals can't make nice for the millions of fans.

      posted in Music
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    • RE: 30yo who never had been with guys

      I won't make any promises of being gentle  :blind:

      posted in Introductions
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    • RE: Recommend me some good foreign language films

      I would agree with Pan's Labryrinth as a recommendation, it is one of my favourite films period.

      I came here to recommend "Aviya's Summer" Directed by Eli Cohen.
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095433/

      There is a scene in the movie that is the most heartbreaking moment ever experienced by me created by a film.  I haven't seen the film in over 10 years and just thinking about it now still brings tears to my eyes and I am a heartless individual operating basically as a robot ever since I had the one feeling I ever possesed surgically removed.

      Not wishing to spoil the film in anyway but also not wanting anyone who may have seen or who may see the film wondering what could possibly get tears from a stone, I will say the moment happens at a birthday party.

      posted in General Movies {not theme}
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    • RE: Hobbit vs The Lord of the Rings

      @2222:

      TLOTR is one of the best trilogy in the world of cinema!

      I've read many review, Hobbit Trilogy just sucks, though I think they are fine. Personally, I like TLOTR more than the Hobbit.

      Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of The Sith just thrown under the bus like they never happened? tsk tsk

      Lord of The Rings is the better even without having seen Five Armies.

      posted in General Movies {not theme}
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    • RE: The 87th Annual Academy Awards Race!

      I think my poll vote was for what I would maybe like to see win?

      My official ballot selections are of course what will win, I predict 93% percent of my predictions will be proven accurate, my being a pisces I should almost certainly be excluded from this contest but as there were no rules against using my psychic abilities I did.  Just call me Jeane Dixon.

      Honestly, I don't have a horse in the race because as I have said elsewhere and over and over, 2014 was all about television.  With 2015 looking to continue that trend!

      I only saw 2 movies in a theatre in 2014 and one of those was Gone With The Wind.  This from a lover of cinema.

      posted in General Movies {not theme}
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    • RE: 30yo who never had been with guys

      If you promise to humiliate me in Portuguese you can touch mine and possibly more.

      posted in Introductions
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