Posts made by groovedware

Sorry, Spartacus is just gay bait to the extreme.  Sure, I watched all of it but apart from Xena I would question why i was wasting my time on it, particularly that (thank god) last season.

Is Lady Haha still a thing?  I thought collectively we agreed to move on, if not can I forward the motion we move on.

:blownose:  Oh right and now I am 44. Bah.

When I saw the bonus on the Oscar torrent last night I remember vaguely thinking "Hey I bet this is a sign I win that Oscar poll" and have had a certain bee in my bonnet all day (not to mention this is the day I sip bacardi cause it's my b day).  Now however sad face cause I came in freaking last and I have been outed as the Oscar torrent uploader.  Giggle.

My usual "They'll get their's" attitude is being shaken.

My current thoughts regarding accurate response is a sort of "Billy on the Street" where we abduct a woman in public wearing a hijab and enforce a fashion update.  I think if we were to threaten more it may just be better than any millitary response.

@chatnoire:

… but I straight act (as in I don't sway every now and then, if you know what I mean).

I don't know what you mean but then again I am proudly a gay being!  Also in bed, naked where I am most gay & it is the moist important I take it up the ass like a man as well as stuff it into my partner's ass like he is a man (unless we are role playing but even then it's usually man to man).

Tell me more about this "acting" straight.  Wouldn't you be more comfortable just being your self?  I know I am.

Next time your at the Statue of Liberty pull the fire alarm and watch how she lights up.  It's like I always mince at the stupid breeders who yell "Fag" as they drive by my friends and me, I do, first I spit, then I mince out a "Was it my lisp that gave me away?"  Then, whenever we get where we going the first thing we do is hand out awards for the best actors but girl with those hips ain't no one buying that act, uh huh.

Me personally I like to cast my net wide and prefer to remain open to all the possibilities.  Or as I put it (usually in the form of a song) "I like them big, I like them small, I like them short, I like them tall" the only prerequisite I have in place is that they have a cock.

Sure we all have preferences, I like big guys to be tops but then I also like throwing it into a mountain by the same token I like smaller guys as fuck puppets but having a guy I could easily overpower making me his bitch is equally hot.  Truth be told, no matter how skinny they are my little kink can be imagining them shedding a few more pounds, if I am being honest I have tried to entice skinny ones into my lair with the promise of food knowing full well my evil plan is to feed them the once and then never again.

But wait, I came to present my theory:

This hate for feminine men usually couched in the "I prefer masculine" is really a touch of the homophobia.  Oh and that "straight-acting" tripe…oh you act straight do you?  Well, while you practice your muff diving face in the mirror I think I'll let queenie finger my ass a bit.  It's been my experience that some of them there feminine boys can also be unforgiving nasty tops.

There are so many different variables the only person who can really tell you honestly when it's the right time to ask someone out on a date is you.  Whatever someone else tells you is advice and as such you should take it under advisement to be used when you make your decision.

I have very limited experience with Grindr but have used some of the other apps as well as other forms of internet dating & although they may be a great way to meet new people they might not be the best avenue for finding dates.  That may just be my mindset but I would say going on a date was not on the minds of most of guys I have met either.

If you are going to use Grind and such for dating purposes may I suggest loosening up a bit?  Instead of chatting a guy up and jumping ahead to a date perhaps just a simple meet and greet?

Ya I am not picking on any one religion more than another, they are all equally inane.  I do have a larger hate on for this incarnation of the Dalai Lama and will sucker punch him given the chance (I used to claim no bitch moves but I have reconsidered that, shhh don't tell him).  What really rubs me the wrong way about each and every religion is this 'belief' in being right but saying that I realize that isn't it alone.  It's the inability to admit it is a belief system that really shouldn't hold any sway beyond that.  As I said I am not focusing on just one religion but in attempt to illustrate what irks me I point my finger at Islam:  this whole extremists are not Muslim and do represent the will of Allah.  Oh okay BUT the Islamic State of Iraq & Syria (look at that it's in the name), Boko Haram, Al-Qaeda, et al, they believe they are the true practitioners.  It all boils down to belief and it is my belief that we have put up with this bullshit long enough.  All of the religions break down like this as well, maybe they aren't all treating the life of others so flippantly but than perhaps the injustices of other religions isn't as TV friendly as Muslim terrrorists at the moment.  Catholics have killed enough homosexuals by suicide brought about by a groomed self-hatred that I can't really hate one religion more than another.

On a side note I know how fashionable that Buddhist crap can be, especially amongst misguided homos but everytime I bring up Buddhist eschatology with one who identifies as Buddhist to me I feel like I am talking to another Christian dismissing the Old Testament.

i do go on…

I do not have curse words that rightly give justice to how this tech is making me feel.

It has switched back to ignoring the HDMI input.  The splash screen still comes up so I know they are at least connected but then poo.

So I go back to try everything except for my special African Foot Dance (I can only perform that under circumstances I'd rather not elaborate on) hoping against hope that something shakes something & I can have HighDef again.

So I came across a suggestion involving my model TV and the WD players but it scares me so if anyone's made it this far your thoughts on shaving off some of the plastic from the plug exposing more of the metal on the HDMI cable?

Demonstrated thusly:

BEFORE
                      ,–-------------,  <- plastic
cable              |                  |----,
==========|                  |    |  <-metal
                      |                  |----´
                      `---------------´

AFTER
                      ,-------------,
                      |                |------,
==========|                |      |
                      |                |------´
                      `-------------´

Being the piss poor excuse for a human that I am I had to consult the old urban dictionary & when I saw this:

1. French General from the American Revolution that was sent with 5,500 troops to help the Americans defeat the British by King Louis XVI. He is best known for the defeat of the British at Yorktown (1781).

I thought to myself "how fancy" & then began planning what I was going to do with the 5,500 troops I wrongly assumed you were swapping for my man.  Then I got to this:

2. A nut-kicking contest, usually performed between two males, taking turns to see who can take the most kicks in the nuts.

And began plans to recruit a private army of 5,500 troops (not the first time) then I remembered how well I mix cocktails, especially Molotov varieties but then Kenny called me back to bed.  Try to comfort yourself with the thought that he is the brain & I am the looks in this relationship.  Where are my dragons?

I do hope she is opening the grammys because she is the only reason I will be tuning in and I would rather not have to suffer through Faul McCartney or AC DC.

Plus, although I am a big fan of Sia but not generally a large consumer of "Pop" I do know good when I hear it.  The song & record of 2014 was not even nominated in either category, I am not a litigious guy but would totally understand if John Legend was.  In fact if I was John Legend I would likely take the stage when both categories were announced, say "Thank You" nothing more, nothing less and than walk off the stage.

Funnier!  I just watched White Bear & The National Anthem again with a friend.  This time I didn't enjoy Anthem as much even though any excuse to watch Servilia of the Junii is fine by me.

White Bear only seemed to have improved for me.  The first time I watched it I didn't particularly like it until the sucker punch at the end.  I generally hate chase scenes and it's pretty much just an extended chase scene.

15 Million Merits & The Waldo Moment are  fighting for the bottom episodes in my opinion.

Interesting to note:  White Christmas & White Bear are the same director.

@Minerboh80:

Daddy/son. Especially when seduction is also in the mix.

Yes but who is doing the seducing?  Personally I'd watch more if the son was taking charge of daddy.

@ciremage:

Chris Evans  in What's your Number was amazing

Although I haven't seen What's Your Number I can gaurantee it comes nothing close to Chris Evans inside me.

Given up on Broadchurch?  I didn't think a second season was a good idea & then that awful trainwreck the americans implied was a remake so I was soured on watching.  I have only watched the first 3 episodes but I have been enjoying it.  My big complaint is wasting Eve Myles, her character just seems so far below what she is capable of as an actress.  I want her to play a strong, independant, black woman not a beated down victim of abuse.  Unless something changes in the episodes I haven't seen I don't understand why the collective give up.

@CitizenXY:

I'd prefer not to date with a smoker, but I'll be honest, I'd do it

Ya, we all forgive a lot for a little bit of the sneaky pete.  I have been known to throw it into non-smokers, even the ones who don't have balconies & insist I smoke outside.  I just don't go back.

I see a lot of names here that I imagine Santa recognizes from his naughty list (also known as my potential dating pool).

In the end it all boils down to belief, even this topic "Is the internet killing religion?" is basically whether or not you believe this to be true.  All fine and dandy believe what you want or don't want but when you start burning people in cages & disseminating it you have taken your belief too far & it is time for the internet to rise up with the intent of knocking your belief back into the middle ages.

The beliefs of this post do not necessarily reflect true belief.  All hail Gilligan!

ALSO THIS:

Grab the bullhorn

I get that not having empathy or sympathy with the characters but I don't have to relate to the characters of a story to enjoy it.  At this point for me I need the story being told to me to be one that I don't already know (or can make a good guess at).  The first episode's

! arrest scene would certainly be placed in the unexpected category.  Second  episode's
! false accusations and
! loss of employment were not where I saw this going and so I have deemed it pleasureable.  I am fickle tho, one little bit could quickly sour me on the whole thing (I am looking at you Lost ending, Highway to the House on the Prairie) BUT next time I block out some television time for myself Cucumber 3 is first up on the dock.  Banana is still on the dock but, well, you know, there is an awful lot of television to enjoy these days.  I am currently 2 episodes behind on Broadchurch & I really would like to finish The Leftovers.