Posts made by Ellis

@19781207:

I rarely use paper, but sometimes I float a couple of squares over the lavatory water so it doesn't splash. At home I have a bidet next to the lavatory, so I usually just hop straight from one porcelain throne to the other and wash myself that way. The hot valve on my bidet's mixer tap has been jammed for the last couple of years so it is a somewhat chilling experience    I keep meaning to get it fixed, but the coldness of the water is quite refreshing sometimes. Come the winter my poor hole constricts as tight as the knot in a shoelace when it feels that icy jet against it!   :laugh: I could really do with an alpha-top plumber. I tried squirting WD40 on it but it didn't work (on the mixer valve I mean, not my ass). 

A bidet!

Wow!

If I had one, it'd definitely would get some use.

Of course, ideally, it’d be great having one those fancy Japanese toilets…

http://www.totousa.com/people-first-innovation/peopleplanetwater/cleaner-future/washlet-how-it-works

(I wonder how long it would take to “pay for itself’” from savings recouped, as the replacement for the wipies at home?)

@Popper:

Just look to the oldest torrent in your Profile's Uploaded Torrents list. If it is after Jan 2015, you can still claim the reward.

Thanks for the information!

I went ahead and did that, and I'll see what happens.

Bitter Sweet Symphony - The Verve (1997)…

just ended, so now...

Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears (1985)

@samiderwish:

how come ?

"How come" what?

@cannonmc:

That was the 'shame' bit - it was quite nice to know who had made a good post

Oh well…

@cannonmc:

That's a shame, I enjoyed getting a comment from the uploader

PS I can remember when uploaders weren't anonymous

You still can get comments from the uploader. It just won't reveal the uploader's "member name." (Hopefully.):cheers:

@junior:

Did you upload it after Jan 2015?  If so you can still claim it.    https://forum.gaytorrent.ru/index.php?topic=20636.0

You have to read and request it is not automatic.

I'm pretty sure I did.

However, once it became dead, I had it removed, and uploaded a smaller-sized replacement. :blink:

@cannonmc:

Interesting but I have no idea if it is possible.

One thing that does cross my mind. If someone has posted 100 videos are they likely to need bonus points? Just a thought

PS I'm not sure there is a time limit on claiming your first time points. And when I did it I got a mighty 100 points  :laugh:

I'm not quite at 100, but whenever I accumulate bonus points, I immediately use them to make my uploads freeleech.
So, in a word to your question…
"Yes!"

I'm suggesting another uploader reward, like the one given to an uploader for his first upload (which I somehow missed out on getting).

How about 1,000 bonus points to an uploader for his 100th upload?

Or perhaps being rewarded for having a number of uploads among the 30 most popular–15 out of the 30, 8 out of the top 15, 7 out of the top 10, 4 out of the top 5, for example? This way it won't be all about quantity, but quality as well.

Anyway, how about it?

@Popper:

Fixed 

Cool!

Thank you! :clap2:

Personally, I think this is far from being an example of a "Perfect Torrent" and falls closer to being a rather sad one instead.

A huge file with the uploader being the only seeder.

Even worse, in spite of having uploaded this thing, the uploader is now claiming…

"...my upload is slow and I have things to do and need to leave home, I can not stay online all day seeding, there is no patience to wait, then cancel the download and will download anything."

I don't understand why the uploader would provide it, knowing he won't be able to seed it.

The comments on this torrent show that others aren't too happy with it either.

To top it off...it now appears to be "dead."

Definitely quite the opposite of being a "Perfect Torrent."

So my advice to "Newer Users"...please don't use this as an example and practice to follow. There are many other uploads which are much better to refer to. I'd suggest checking out some of those on the "Most Popular" list, which have a good number of "snatches" and "leechers." I think you'll be better off.

“So there's a child molester and a little boy walking into the woods…
”They keep walking farther and farther…
“and it's getting darker and darker and they're going deeper and deeper into the woods...and the little boy…says, ‘Gee, mister, I'm getting scared!’
…the child molester looks down at him and says, ‘You think you're scared, kid? I gotta walk outta here alone.’" - Blue Valentine (2010)

A husband and wife are having sex, and suddenly their young son comes into their bedroom; and upon seeing them, immediately turns around and heads back to his room.
The wife turns to her husband asking, “What should we do?”
“Let me handle this,” he says, getting up to go talk to the boy.
He walks into the son’s bedroom, and is shocked to see him banging away, pounding his grandmother!
The boy looks up at his speechless dad, and without missing a “stroke,” he says, “You 'play' with mine, I play with yours, right?” - The Thing (2011)

Smile Now, Cry Later (1966) - Sunny & the Sunliners

I’m curious to find out whether I’m one of the majority, or minority, of those who, as a practice, always (if possible) use a “wet wipe” of some sort, commercial or otherwise, in addition to the toilet tissue routine.

As for me, if I’m at home, with the exception of right before hopping into the shower, I always use a “wipie” along with the toilet paper.

If you’re one who doesn’t (or hasn’t)…the next time “after,” and you’re all through wiping with the toilet paper and you think you’re all clean, go ahead and do that one more wipe with a wet wipe. You might be surprised to see how much color shows up on it. Also, once you make it part of the routine, your days of having that itch, needing a sneak “pick” or scratch, and “skid marks” in your underwear will be over!

Anyway, do you, or don’t you?

Probably, telling my mom–wondering how she would take it. :afraid:

Why do you continue to upload your offerings with no screenshots, descriptions that don't describe anything, and (my favorite) videos with titles like CH-12xt.50 (or some weird shit like that)?

Seriously, why?

Is it laziness? Ignorance? Unaware of the uploading rules?

Or is it that you just don't give a fuck?

I would really like to know why.

@ivanunss:

Being jealous of your bf's ex is a must. Otherwise you are just not in love.

ivanunss…

That's straight bullshit!

"Jealously" is not an indicator of one's love, but more so of one's insecurity; and the issues behind that insecurity.

Of course, that's my personal opinion; and you too (sigh), are entitled to yours.

Depends on what mode I’m in.

In my public persona, seeing or knowing that he has an interest in me. At that point, I pretty much have an automatic “interest” in him.

However, if I’m doin’ my thang, it’d be easier to list what wouldn’t “grab my attention,” as that would definitely be a much shorter list! >:D

Happy, I don't have one…

Fortunate, I don't need one. :jaj:

Choke Me, Spank Me (Pull My Hair) - Xzibit…

"I don't want to love you.                  I just want to fuck you.                  You should bring your friends through.                  I'll fuck you, and them, too."