Posts made by warpaint

So there was this recent accident with David Allen putting his sock in his briefs during the weigh-ins It's funny and sexy.

And here's the video:

Youtube Video

Isn't he a lovely adorable fella ?  ;D I

1. You and probably all the other bottoms that will tell you some practical advices focus on the effect. I would actually focus on the source. Why is your hole so dirty ? How is your eating ? What do you eat ? Is it regular ? Are you allergic to anything ? My point is, I'm fucking stuck on like 5-days diarrhea right now and it's killing me. But when I stick to my diet
(I'm bodybuilding, so it's like 4-6 meals a day + protein shakes [always mixed with WATER not milk], mostly protein+fat and then protein+carbs in the evening. Besides this so called 'samurai diet' lets me avoid all not cool stuff like lactose, lectins and gluten etc.)
then I'm alright with pooping. It's pretty regular cause you're eating regular. Just don't treat yourself with junk food ok?

2. What to do about what's not coming but is still in there? Well I've heard about some herbal infusions that helps your fecal fragments that are attached to your intestine fall out. And that's good.

3. Another step could be also an enema. You haven't done that right? Douche is ok but it's only a water while enema has some ready chemical mixture in the package.

4. Don't have to say it I guess but yeah, just remember to always take a shower when you think there's a chance of you getting sex tonight. Just be sure to clean yourself down there.

5. If it comes to sex. Just don't stress it out. Really. Being stressed will only make your stomach worse and you might then have an dirty accident more probably. If the top fucks you and you feel uncomfortable or you might think something is happening just stop and go clean yourself. If he wants to go again - cool, if not - well you tried. If he does pull out his dick after and it will be a little dirty. We are in 21st century. That's natural really. Most of the tops (just don't hook up with randoms if you're not so confident with anal) will just tell you it's ok. It's really not a big deal for them. Dicks go brown. Life moves on. Not much of a case.

Makes sense. But why poz ? I just don't get it.

Ewwww. Really guys? No. I didn't. It's like eating big ass steaks and beef and then going vegan. Doesn't make any sense. I'm totally in love with big muscled and beefy bulls. No room for cunts.
If it's about porn I do like straight porn with bodybuilders sometimes.

Lul. If that's the dick on the avatar I can see why haha.

That was my intention of course Would be great if they released the Gay Porn Parody lol.

Yeah I get your point Ononoke. Though social like insta is not really private is it? Even the opposite. Any followers bust is always a plus. Funny story on the side - When we broke up with my boyfriend I stopped following him on Instagram. And he was so mad because he has like few thousands or more and I was just a one follower and I said "well if you want to choose one follower over my mental health - go ahead, I'll undo it" and he said that it's ok, but deep inside it so fucking hurt him that he unfollowed me too XDDDD Am I in a fucking primary school? BACK TO THE TOPIC. So yeah Basically we would even do them some hype actually. It's not like "GET WITH SHOES IN SOMEONE'S LIFE", more like "How to get more information about your favourite performers? What other sources on them have you got? Where do they actually live?". Not meant it in invasive way, so sorry if it's how it came across

AND YEAH I STILL WANT TO MARRY RAY STONE SO IF ANYONE HAS THE INFO, HIT ME UP . XD.

Yeah so I'm starting to live with the fact that I really need to find Ray Stone and marry him. Totally. So I came up with an idea for the topic.
Let's just maybe post social medias or infos abour pornstars that are cool ? Like for example instagram pages. I know Rogan Richards and Austin Wolf have ones and they alwasy put some cool stuff out there. There is also of course an escort site with some guys. Hmm but maybe some mails? Facebooks? Whatever? Or maybe you have stories which you wanna share ?

@spam17:

@deflorare:

I don't like it when they are really quiet the whole time. I wouldn't like loudness either. Arrogance and rudeness is a big turn-off. The idea of playing music during sex never appealed to me either.

any music?

Really ? No music ? Fuck. I rarely do this without to be honest. I have some great sexy-time playlists on spotify and I just love to use them.  Plus if you are not at home alone you should totally turn it on. It creates a mood and acts as a barrier between you and your partners noises and other residents

@jonas32:

to get hair in my mouth

Really ? This happens so often. It's just a human thing. If a guy is sexy his hair accidently in my mouth doesn't really bother me.

@RectalTemp:

Poppers (…an absolute deal-breaker).

I don't like it too.
Last time the guy used them and it made him so horny.
He asked me if I want and I said "well I might try it". To be honest? It stinks, doesn't do anything for me and just leaves weird feeling in my nose. I don't know. I always have been super drug-invulnerable. Maybe that's why. But it's funny cause the guy was like "ooooh that's so good" and it really pissed me off that he was starting to get more and more excited and played more rough, like wanted me to swallow his whole dick. And I don't really like to do it gosh. I have a lot of skills in bed. REALLY. But one I don't is definitely a deep throat. I just want to vomit so I can't hold the whole dick for a lot of time in my mouth. And he really pushed it. It such a turn off for me when a guy is so pushy and invasive and stuff. I don't find it cool, maybe because I'm kind of more romantic person. I enjoyed my bf fucking the shit out of me, but I guess I just prefer taking time with sex. Doing it for hours with music, candles and taking care of every part of the body and when I fuck I can fuck really quick. One guy really expected a good hard fuck from me so I gave it to him but didn't really enjoy it. I'm definitely not for boredom in bed. Hell no. But I just like the intimacy and slow tempo over harshness, roughness and vulgarism.

My ex was hung as fuck and I was exclusively a bottom only for him.
What we basically did was:
1. I always initiated anal sex, he never pushed it so it gave me the comfort of me being in control and putting it in myself
2. I was always starting by sitting on top of him with him laying on his back, so I could devour him more and more with my tempo
3. When I settled in and was able to eat his whole gigantic dick then he started to do the fucking and could sit back and enjoy it

@poltergeist:

My longest was like five months and half. That was because I had so many work to do during my internship period and after I got home I was pretty tired to do anything else and spent my weekends being lazy, if not with my boyfriend

That doesn't count if you have a boyfriend ; /

@julilam:

Really guys?
I think I have to jerk off every day  :cheesy2:

Me too, even couple of times, but that's what the thread is about, the biggest gap between.

@kazinsky:

being fucked by a basketball or rugby team with big dicks taking turns fucking my ass filling with lots of cum…

That sounds cool.

I'm boring, I know. My biggest fantasy is to get together with my ex  There was no better experience, fantasy or porn than having sex with him.

Well if that's impossible I would love to do something with really big bodybuilders. They always get me horny. Maybe on empty gym like at 11pm or smth. On the bench while working out  ;D Or after under the showers and in sauna.

But that's pretty common.
The weirdest thing I've ever thought of was about my friend from college. He's straight but he has that interesting kind of look for me at least. Girls don't like him that much. But for me he was really manly. He was shorter, looked really rough and was handsome, always shaved but you could see had a lot of hair on his face, some of his hair even turned gray at some points. He had that nice rugby posture. He was muscled but not ripped and was always playing a fool. I just found that a little sexy. Then his fore arm was so hairy. Not like really a lot, but they were thick and strong. And grrr, it's so weird coming from me as a top but at one time I really thought I want his arm inside me to feel the hair on it around my hole  ??? Fuck that's so sick.

@martin526:

Blood when penetrated and poop stains on partner's dick!

@ttwww:

can't get hard

This does it.
I just don't like the 'shit' thing so much. It's funny, cause it's never happened to me, so I didn't have my dick dirty and I'm a top, but well it happened few times that I bottomed and it's so unpleasant. Guys are mostly like 'nothing happened, it's okay, we all have that, that's gay sex'.
I'm okay with blood though. I mean I'm so tight there is almost always blood and it hurts but I'm okay with it. Again, never had on mine though.

I didn't. Your choice though, depens on someone's point of view and beliefs. If you believe you don't have money and you like sex, go for it, just remember to be safe and not do something you don't feel is good. If you're considering it, there might be a chance you're not comfortable with it.

I started really treating the gym seriously and few months ago a guy messaged me that he has an offer. And I said "no dude, I don't have money, sorry, not gonna convince me to buy anything" and he was like "a simple agreement: cash for trainings, supplements, diet for sex". And I was like. Fuck. This would really save my life. And this guy is gorgeous, he's handsome, he's muscled, he looks like someone I would love to go out with… but I just can't. I told him "I'm sorry, I just... I just can't. but if you wanna ever grab a coffee with me, I would be more than happy to". But he didn't reply. Well it was just a blockade for me. Because I really think it would be a good deal, but it's just not for me. It depends on how you treat yourself and how you treat your dignity. I don't condamn anyone who does sex for cash, but I just want to notice, it's not for anyone. Especially me who don't even do any hookups, so.

A month the most

Hahahahahah I just fuckin died

I'm Polish mixed with Asian. I'm attracted to Polish, slavic men but also brits and americans. Actually fuck, nordic and germans too. Ok well… probably all europeans + japanese, but I would definitely stay true to Polish.

Yeah, happened to me. At first I was into my boyfriend because it was new. He was handsome but really like chubby, fat but not in a way I like it. Pale skin, totally 0 sports and I didn't like anything about him. But we were together and it was great just like you say. We parted though, it was actually a good decision because I don't think I would be able to break up with someone. It was his and I agreed after fighting for the relationship. Couldn't do much when he gave up. But well I didn't love him. I was close to, I really respected him, really really more than liked and we were great together. I was later thankful because I found someone who was even better and also was my perfect man in terms of looks.
But the choice is yours. Just follow your heart. Remember appearance is not everything. But what he gives you and what he is to you, will actually last, not the face or the body. Think deeply what you want. I saw a difference and I really understood that I need someone who drives me nuts with sexually. There is no correct answer to this question. You might regret after you lose him and start missing him or you might be happy finding someone else whom you fancy. It's always a risk, just be sure whatever you do to not hurt the other guy if he is fair to you. Treat everyone on the level they deserve

Shit…

How to do a really fucking strong climatic clip with minimal effects and music

"Nobody makes me laugh the same way you do"

The best was I guess when I met this guy one day after my birthday. He had some things to make up to me to, so he first took me for a dinner to the sushi restaurant and then we drove for like an hour as a surprise and he took me to Roman therms. We were in there for like 4 hours. Super cool. Then we went eating again  ;D

Though I've never been with a guy to the escape room… I love them but I tried to go with a guy for like 5 times and each time it didn't workout or he'd leave me  :afr: Escape rooms are a curse probably.

Adele - Water Under The Bridge