Posts made by Semtex

@whoishe:

@Semtex:

2 Broke Girls - I just don't get it.  That it comes from the same mind responsible for The Comeback boggles my mind.

Holy shit. Is this true? 2 Broke Girls is one of the least funny shows I've ever seen.

I wrote it on the internet and you read it on the internet how could it be anything but true?

The Comeback is an American television comedy-drama series produced by HBO that stars actress Lisa Kudrow as sitcom actress Valerie Cherish in modern-day Los Angeles. It was created by Kudrow and Michael Patrick King

2 Broke Girls is an American television sitcom created for Warner Bros. Television by Michael Patrick King and Whitney Cummings.

I am allergic to LSD and have a note from Dr. Benway to prove it.  Malcom X tea on the other hand has been given the all clear.

@AMxb7Izao06c:

Fuck, I might use that in an act

I am down with that unless your act involves Angela Merkel because that is my niche market and riding at the end of the long tail means there taint much to hold on to with my dear life.

OH I know!  Did you see this utterly perfect bit of 15 seconds?

@aadam101:

I love getting seeded but that's a different conversation.

But does it have to be?  Really?

Seed me Chucis, I can take it.

! I feel like I should add a goatse pic here

Seeb featuring Jacob Banks-What Do You Love (Hook N Sling Remix)

@amofutbol:

Michael Jackson - Dangerous on vinyl! I simply love it!

I wasn't really a fan of MJ until this album and have all the 12" vinyl singles.  I think the Who Is It? 12" I have could net me a nice profit because I can't find information about it anywhere.  It's not even a mix, just the album version but I think it's one of those fancy imported vinyl pressings something something…

As I have gotten older I have warmed to x-gen but in particular I like when the younger takes charge.

You hear that son?  Busted daddy needs a firm hand and a harder cock.

That is all.

Don't worry, I only plan to let him breed the once.

Have to put food on the table you know.  Or do I?  I found that 20 pounds you lost, skinny bitch.

@cannonmc:

For crap TV, come to  the UK

Two new series just started, "Motherland" which got rave reviews and didn't give me a smile in the first 15 minutes. It was hailed as a comedy.

And another series "We The Jury" which was just stupid, no laughs for me there

Ah but I just watched the shit out of Victoria

@lostalone:

@Semtex:

Was circa 2012 and his girlfriend/partner at the time was also in the biz.  They had a falling out over something that from my very basic understanding of Spanish and reading between lines seemed to have been entirely his fault.  I do know they broke up, very publicly (on social media anyway) and she seemed genuinely hurt.  It happened to coincide with a rather tumultuous time in my own life so with my small grasp of Spanish and the assistance of Google translate I told him I thought he was very hot but that I couldn't stand men that hurt women.  I wasn't trying to suggest that he had physically assaulted her (though I did suspect that) but I am pretty sure whatever I said came out as if I was accusing him of that very act.  Whatever I said hit some sort of chord and he blew up at me online.  It was in Spanish but I was pretty sure he was threatening my life, only available for me to attempt to decipher for a few minutes before he blocked me and I wondered how hot his Latin blood might boil.

Clearly, I was not without fault, still…  Shortly after that Robert Rosenberg made some homophobic tweets about a guy that had been beaten up in Prague or some such (again translation but this actually made some headlines) and Danny Mountain was going on and on about going to see Pink Floyd but really he was going to see Roger Waters (and that fucking cunt is not Pink Floyd) and I enforced a no more porn in my social media because I just don't want to know.  I have snuck the odd one in here and there but end up deleting them eventually except for that Antonio Miracle but we are what they call "destiny" I think...

Holy shit that's rough. Sorry that misunderstanding happened and so sorry you had to experience that.

I guess some people are best kept on a distance, eh? ._.

Look I don't know who said what but I am mostly harmless unless that ethyl shit is involved, then I cannot be held accountable  :cheesy2: :cheesy2: :cheesy2:

I think Season 2 had only 2 faults:  too much was crammed in, I have enjoyed it much more on the rewatch(s) and I don't know how they got into my private files but I am a flamingo and was well before Titus and it's not due to shifty corn feet or colours.

Oh, maybe I needed more of Daddy's Boy than possibly the most disturbing song ever.

Edited to add that I see I am repeating myself.  Still, was flamingo first.  Witness me.

2 Broke Girls - I just don't get it.  That it comes from the same mind responsible for The Comeback boggles my mind.

However I will and do watch the shit out of anything Jennifer Coolidge graces, she is not enough alone to elevate 2 Broke Girls to anything more than the lowest point of my television viewing but I mean at least while I wallow I get a little sparkle.

That Ryan Murphy is also a hit or miss and lately I opt to miss.

You're The Worst is ready to play now, so, I think it's some of the best…

And then because inquiring minds need to know please mark this as solved and forward any pictures or video of you enjoying the fruits of your labour.  If these tutorials have not been of assistance please be sure to forward any pictures or video of pure naked frustration.

If all else fails poke and prod, what's the worse that could happen?  The internet is already broken. [off-topic] Why back in my day we used to carry the internet around in buckets, great heaping torrents of data sloshing around and if you got some on you, well let's just say we learned pretty fast it wasn't every man who could dip his toes in that murk and not be changed.  Wait, what, can I make a smile?  I am not stroking out and already rubbed out, hey where's my wife, where's my wallet, who was that masked man?  I thought this is why we stopped using buckets…[/off-topic]

The 2 I can never seem to find:

Catalina's Powerline & from 1985 New Wave Hustlers.

Could be because I only 'remember' them.

Download the torrent file and make sure the files are in the same location, your client should do the rest.  Transmission does for me anyway.

Massive Attack-Come Near Me (feat. Ghostpoet)

@lostalone:

@Semtex:

I used to have it so bad for him but he was of one the porn stars that created my "Don't follow porn stars on social media" rules.

why..is this, if I may ask?

Was circa 2012 and his girlfriend/partner at the time was also in the biz.  They had a falling out over something that from my very basic understanding of Spanish and reading between lines seemed to have been entirely his fault.  I do know they broke up, very publicly (on social media anyway) and she seemed genuinely hurt.  It happened to coincide with a rather tumultuous time in my own life so with my small grasp of Spanish and the assistance of Google translate I told him I thought he was very hot but that I couldn't stand men that hurt women.  I wasn't trying to suggest that he had physically assaulted her (though I did suspect that) but I am pretty sure whatever I said came out as if I was accusing him of that very act.  Whatever I said hit some sort of chord and he blew up at me online.  It was in Spanish but I was pretty sure he was threatening my life, only available for me to attempt to decipher for a few minutes before he blocked me and I wondered how hot his Latin blood might boil.

Clearly, I was not without fault, still…  Shortly after that Robert Rosenberg made some homophobic tweets about a guy that had been beaten up in Prague or some such (again translation but this actually made some headlines) and Danny Mountain was going on and on about going to see Pink Floyd but really he was going to see Roger Waters (and that fucking cunt is not Pink Floyd) and I enforced a no more porn in my social media because I just don't want to know.  I have snuck the odd one in here and there but end up deleting them eventually except for that Antonio Miracle but we are what they call "destiny" I think...

I don't know much of his music but ya count me as a fan!

Honestly some of what is being said here crosses the line right on over into blatant misogyny.

Swap out "women" with "gays" and reread.