Electrics Chairs - Barbie Girl (TF Long Version)

From The Orb's Back To Mine

I'm not sure if this really fits or not…

It happened when I was around 14/15. I'm not definite on the exact date. It was a Saturday morning. Me, my parents and elder sisters were all sat around having breakfast. There was this really weird smell in the living room. My sister asked what the smell was but we were all puzzled. My mum turned to me and said "Is that you?" I was all incredulous, like, "why would it be me?" Anyway, everyone left the room to get washed and dressed, etc. That's when I saw it: a tissue in the arm of the chair I was sitting in. The chair I'd been sat in the night before. The tissue I'd jizzed in. I held it near my face and took a sniff. There was no doubt it was the cause of the smell that had permeated the room.

Normally whenever I had a wank late at night I took the evidence upstairs and flushed it away. In fact whenever I had a wank in my youth I came straight into a tissue and disposed of the evidence straight away. I'd never really smelt cum before. I carefully placed it in my dressing gown pocket and flushed it when I went up for a wash. The smell disappeared and the whole thing was never mentioned again.

No for same reasons as the above posters: file size and can't tell the difference anyway.

I've seen 4K (2160P) torrents of non-porn and a single episode of a series is nearly as big as the whole series in 720P (my preferred resolution). For example: Iron Fist, Marvels's latest Netflix outing, the largest episode of TrollUHD's 2160P release comes in at 26GB (the full series is just shy of 290GB). The whole series in 720P is 35GB.

Personally I think it depends completely on dick size. If it's big it's gonna hurt.

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One of the worst movies I've ever seen. I don't know how anybody could like it.

Are you serious? While it may not be "Oscar nominee good" it's a classic gay film.

If this is one of the worst films you've ever seen can I ask you to recommend a good film?

OK so how other people have said "electronic" music to "relax" to can pretty much cover anything.

The Orb can be relaxing. They can also not be relaxing.

Vapourwave is a thing. There's a band called something like 2142. It is too close to nothing for my liking but is electronic and is relaxing. Possibly too relaxing.

One band I would recommend to you is port-royal. They are only vaguely describable. I would say they are chilled electronic with a bit of a post-rock vibe. Flares is the best album I think but the rest are good. (not heard No Ware something or other, their latest)

You should also check out some soundtracks.

Stars In The Lid could be up your street. Again it depends on what you want from your music. The Tired Sounds Of and & The Definement Of Their Decline is music I would recommend if you want to sleep. Max Richter's Sleep is what you really want for that though. The full version. I think it's 8 hours and is designed to sleep to.

+1 for
Massive Attack - Mezzanine (I wouldn't call it chilled though)
Air - Moon Safari
Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works 2 (the original is a bit of a slog)

And, sorry but I love it, Lorde. South Park has so much to answer to!! Ya Ya Ya I am Lorde.

The last few episodes of Roanoke were awful. The last episode was especially bad.

Aphex Twin - Ziggomatic V17

@aadam101:

It's the worlds oldest  question…...gay or European?  Nobody knows.

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No, they just make me jizz straight away.