Posts made by Semtex

I notice none of the questions came from Canada, not to imply that we don't have our own brand of idiot but it's just we're so busy answering similar questions:

Why do French Canadians have a different accent from other Canadians?

How do I apply for the Canadian Express Card?

What's this Boxing Day in Toronto, do you box on that day?

I heard about that new law and I'd like to find out… uh, my girlfriend would like to know the best places to go topless in Toronto.

Do you have automatic bank machines up there?

Are you connected to Greenland?

Can you tell me about the ferry from Halifax to Europe?

Does Nova Scotia have a dress code?

That's such a lovely flag," said a tourist admiring the Canadian flag. 'Does it come in many colors?"

At which elevation do the elk change to moose?

Can you book us baseball tickets at the SkyDome tonight? We're driving to Toronto this afternoon.

Is the water coming over the falls real?

What time do you turn on the rainbow?

From a tourist who was admiring the falls at night, when they're lit up with various coloured lights: What kind of dye do they put in the water to make it change colour like that?

I have to be at this address in Vancouver for dinner at 5 o'clock this evening. How much time should I allow myself to drive there?

Why do you Canadians have fireworks tonight? The 4th of July is still a few days away.

Which way do we walk to get to Montreal? We'd like to go there for lunch.

Ha!  There's another one, when is Glitch coming back, that there was some whacked out television!

Secret City might get a spin.

I have the first episode of Tomorrow When The War Began but haven't slipped it on yet.

and to your surprise said friend is performing one of your own personal kinks.  I feel so awkward because I know from prior experience I don't like watching people I know, I get distracted by the fact that it's so and so doing whatever and it's not at all sexy.  As well, I don't have great self editing functions and the next time I see the friend I'll end up blurting out something stupid or freeze up saying nothing.

However, he's doing that thing I like and we rarely run into each other in person these days.  Every once and awhile we bump into each online where at least I can spell check any thing I blurt out.

On the plus side it has 4.5 stars.

It's like The Screwtape Letters only it's porn, dammit.

Oh.  I am sorry but my doctor has warned me against watching Jennifer Lopez any thing.

Ha!  I swore the last book I read was the last book I'll read.  Although Magicians of The Gods has me reconsidering the stance.  I should look to see if it's price has come down any.

As for Shades of Blue or Agatha Raisin I've heard very little about them except that one is silly and the other leaves you empty.  LOL.  "Murder series" or the even worse "police procedural" and I am tuned out, do not pass go and that's that.  Silly, well, I'll have to investigate, people say Gilligan's Island is silly but it's TV gold to me.

As an update on silly, I checked out when Playing House would be starting again and according to tweets from June they were "writing" season 3.  This after a whole campaign to get renewed, which, oh ya right, it was renewed in January.  What happened to Feb, Mar, Apr & May jammers?  See if they get a fourth!

HBO has a new series called The Night Of that I got a DMCA notice for.  The buzz sounds good but I would like another episode or 2 on tap before I start.

Sensitive Skin is the current regular rotation, I've enjoyed Kim Cattrall over the years despite Sex & The City and it's fun to spot the local spot even if it is mostly the west end.  Although the second season apparently moves to the island.  I am ashamed that I haven't watched it until now.  I make a point of shopping local but apparently when it comes to TV, well, to be fair Canadian TV…it's been all downhill since The Starlost went off the air.

When you play the game of thrones you either win or you die and my bet is Sansa is the only one alive in the end.  Poor Cersei, I bet we could set a timer for how long she'll be sitting on the iron throne.

Remember when summer meant reruns and nonsense.  Northern Exposure doesn't count, it was good nonsense and I usually binge a couple episodes of it every summer anyway but that falls back into reruns.

Halt & Catch Fire, The Strain, You're The Worst, Playing House, Humans, Glitch, dammit I'd even try more Sense8 right about now.  I've gotten accustom to quality summer series and they are all starting practically in September, some not until December.  I should check on Playing House, they got to give me at least that.

So I've finally started The Last Kingdom and also watching The Living & The Dead (Colin Morgan has finally reached manhood, yummy).  Fortunately Mr. Robot starts up again soon but seriously, they all knew summer was coming, is it some sort of conspiracy?

I've also got 2 episodes of that drug queenpin tele novella Hollywood re-imagining but the reviews seem iffy.  Am I missing something?  Dammit, am I supposed to stop watching television and do what exactly?

What are you watching for those moments when porn just won't do?

as requested

and again

Moby-Go (Hardwell Remix)

I used to have it so bad for him but he was of one the porn stars that created my "Don't follow porn stars on social media" rules.

I'd like to find out who this chap is and evaluate more of his body of work.  Couldn't say favourite from one edited scene but I see potential

Don't hit her Johnny

Oscar Gold

All that dizzy water makes me forget when, where or why.

that was the last time you get off with me

that is all

mike drop and tom as well

I didn't say it was "good" but a little light laughter at the the expense of others when there's no porn to watch ha ha what am I saying, no porn to watch, I think I have to catch up on a little quality art if you ken.

Not being hot certainly didn't stop

! that Sean Cody model, you know the one I mean from doing porn.  Niche sells baby, carve out your market and take it home with you.

Ah sad, when you say from the start I take that to mean the series as a whole.  While I won't be championing it as good by any means it did make me chuckle more than once and I will say it had a unique voice we don't hear enough of.  That finale though, right from the start my back was up when they couldn't afford The Communards as theme song and took it as a sort of blatant cash grab.

The only thing I liked about it was that the Sunday night it aired in the US was also when the Battle of the Bastards episode of Game of Thrones aired.  That Ash & Ramsay are the same actor and that someone could have been flipping channels that night between that ying and yang was the best bit from the Vicious finale.  Which, really is truly, sad.

So….not to diminish the upload in any way, great share, but the actual product, was I the only one who found it kind of...meh?

Welcome.

If all else fail you can always show us what you got.

@leeniedo:

You are welcome

First born would end up costing me money. Thanks for the offer though.

Giggle.  I would think a miracle birth might be worth more a few shekels on the open market.