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Not even gonna try to post a picture this time, but the product is… interesting.

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Because each time I tried, there was an error and the photo I attempted to attach failed to show up. So I would try again, and then the subject line would vanish. Or the link I provided would turn from hXXP where this good and obedient poster tried to do the right thing back into http, which is presumably illegal. Now let us see what happens with my next post.
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An 18th Century leather dildo has just been discovered in Gdansk, Poland, where it apparently fell or was dropped in an outhouse.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/15/18th-century-dildo-found-in-bog-5151229/

18th Century Leather.jpg

An 18th Century leather dildo has just been discovered in Gdansk, Poland, where it apparently fell or was dropped in an outhouse.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/15/18th-century-dildo-found-in-bog-5151229/

18th Century Leather.jpg

An 18th Century leather dildo has just been discovered in Gdansk, Poland, where it apparently fell or was dropped in an outhouse.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/15/18th-century-dildo-found-in-bog-5151229/

18th Century Leather.jpg

An 18th Century leather dildo has just been discovered in Gdansk, Poland, where it apparently fell or was dropped in an outhouse.

hXXp://metro.co.uk/2015/04/15/18th-century-dildo-found-in-bog-5151229/

It says HERE that a photo is attached to this post, but Preview fails to display it for me, so you may have to follow the link.

Tulsa is in Oklahoma, not Texas.

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they
took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell
asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his
shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all
afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying *******! You've been playing golf!".

A woman goes to the veterinarian with her pig that appears to be sleeping. The woman waits as the vet inspects the pig. Then the vet comes out and tells the woman, "I'm sorry… But your pig is dead."
The woman, shocked, yells at the vet, "Are you serious?! Did you run tests? He could just be in a coma or something."
The vet sighs and heads back to here office with the woman. The vet leaves the room and returns with a dog. The dog approaches the pig and slowly sniffs him from head to toe. He looks up at the woman with sad eyes and walks out.
The vet leaves and returns with a cat. The cat approaches the pig and stares at him for a solid 5 minutes. It then meows loudly and slowly exits the room.
The vet tells the woman, "See, your pig has definitely passed on." The vet walks to the register and hands the woman a bill for $300.
The woman is again outraged, "$300 just so you could tell me my little piggy died?"
The vet replies, "It was only $40 until you made me get a Lab Report and a Cat Scan."

And the actor who plays Sheldon is openly gay, if yr interested in him.

Queer as Folk? Do you mean the UK or US version?

Isn't there some male frontal in Cucumber, a miniseries created by the same man as the original QAF?

Tovey is fine actor also on stage and radio. On the telly, he is best known for the original UK Being Human, where he capers about naked (butt only) when he transforms into a werewolf. It IS a nice butt, and he thinks so, too. He also has said in an interview that he thinks getting his nipples perked up is required to enhance any sex scene he is in.

As prev. stated, Oz has a nice frontal scene with Luke Perry, who gained fame in Beverly Hills 90210. Not fond of brutal prison dramas, myself.

Apparently I'm the only one who drools over Tom Riley, and at least Other people in that series show up naked, both male and female.

We all have gaps in our knowledge that we are unaware of, but sometimes those can be astonishing, as when a woman in her 20s told me that she had just learned Jackie O. was the widow of JFK. Same person. Who knew?

Another example, anecdote found online:

In 2004, I went to Cleveland to canvass for John Kerry, and when we got to the campaign center, they told
us (me and some college students) "Too bad you weren’t here five minutes ago, Matt Dillon and Paul
Newman were just here." One of the students asked me "I know the salad dressing but what else did Paul
Newman do?" I said "The Hustler, HUD, Butch Cassidy, The Color of Money," and the students all looked
at me blankly, having never heard of any of these movies.

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Good advice here already. With a little teasing by oraling and fingering, with lots of lube, may a drink, a shot or two of stiff rum and coke kind of thing to relax a bit. Something of that sort if it helps you relax (not turn comatose). Does not matter, because a determined finger is sure to slip in. There will be a feeling not likely esp. painful from the slicked single digit playfully stroking the entrance, guided by a man you are eager to find a way for you to experience how his dick feels inside you, how it moves, and all about it. He will have a definite goal in mind as the world shifts around you. I mean the top really wants you to dig it when he finally does it. The feeling, as I started to suggest, may turn out to be neither painful nor pleasurable when it is new and– like wine, olives, or mushrooms-- not yet something you are familiar enough with to find out whether you like it. An easily acquired taste once that finger proves entrance is possible.

Or this whole attempt to describe medically or pornographically what is as certain as fingerprints to be unique to everyone. Would be interested to hear agreements and disagreements because, as you can all tell, I have no idea what I'm actually talking about. Like so much else of what I think I know or remember, it may turn out all to be fantasy.

Just because it is so anodyne, it might be worth daring to spell out that there Are reliable sources out there on the Indra's Internet. Naw, my little joke. But right here in River City, there are torrents on sexual health books (search print department on title-only HEALTH. There's the Ins and Outs of Gay Sex, How to Bottom Like a Porn Star, the Anal Sex Positions Guide.... Not saying I recommend any of these, or have even read them, but apart from any lab work, studying a text or two can be useful. You could, um... "bone up" on them. Doesn't hurt or cause pain to be aware of health issues and their standard, um, deviations. (See what I did there?).

Which all sounds like something left over from a Colonial era almanac of pieties, but still worth saying, right? So another defensible suggestion is to watch a selection of this site's multiple educational videos (aka pr0n) to see how professionals do it. These are men, often well hung or even exceptionally well hung, who get paid to fuck on camera because they make it look good, perhaps they even actually Are good at what they do.

So when we see a pro submitting to another pro for the bottom's first time or even their first pairing, there can be a lot of eating and slurping and fingering and dildo-ing and general lubing and prep that may help you learn something, since at the very least most of the staff and crew
are not new to the process. And no one wants a bad rep for abusing a bottom if they expect to work again. And yet, some carriers of the biggest stick are also the most soft-spoken in terms of tender caring and regard as he works the potential bottom into a frenzy of desire as foreplay to make the "jug, jug, jug" as easy and rewarding as possible. It does help if you are in the mood as much as yr partner. Anyway, I like all that pre-insertion preparation.

That IS being done for a check, so what you see may not be a true record of what happened, but there are enough clips out there for you to get a sense of how they generally want you to think of what and how they do what they are best known for. Also, there are amateur videos where people just seem to be getting it on, not always being aware a record of their process is being made by some hidden camera. And, you might want to watch some of the various strait guy goes gay for pay because he needs the money, thinks it will be a laugh, or even his wife/girlfriend wants to watch.

The general process in all those cases, in much of nifty.org fiction as well as storybooks at yr local adult video store, there is a frequently expressed suggestion from one character to another that they push back as if trying to drive something out. Use that experience so that when you relax, you can pull something in.

Just rattling on. Good luck to you. Please report on yr progress as often as there are developments.  Since everything may all pretty much happen at once (esp. if you can get up the nerve to obtain a small, preliminary dildo and trying pushing against that once you and yr new friend are all greased up and ready to experiment) that may only mean I'd love to know how you feel on the other side of this and you are no longer a virgin.

The Kristen Bjorn movie sounds like exactly what I'm after.

And I love internal cum shots as well, and have raged about the BB nonsense, which almost always features an external moneyshot and if that is oral, the partner rarely shows much interest in actually tasting it, sucking, swallowing the ejaculate, even after we have seen it all. Waste of effort by the sucker, imo, and hardly a fair reward for the deserving cum shooter, who deserves a more fulfilling completion via full deposit, or at least a little enthusiastic cleanup of his still hard, cum-slicked cock along with a few noises of appreciation and approval. I mean, if they don't want to take the stuff, why are they bothering?

Must be a reason because I have seen a real man getting sucked in a theater and the guy on his knees then spit out all that hot juice on the floor after it shot in his mouth. At least the man getting that attention was not being defrauded by being dispossessed at the moment of truth.

In pr0n, whether mm or mf, the load rarely gets put where it ought to have ended up, and even "creampies" with BB males or between men and women, often have to be demonstrated to the viewer at some point– usually asap-- and only then does the natural rhythm, drive, and flow of breeding fluid continue back inside. Sometimes, it all goes On the hole, not in it, and then gets pushed back inside, perhaps as lube for another top. Sure don't see the point of that unnecessary but worthless and joyless flaunting of "unsafe" completion.

There is one studio that moves pretty smoothly from internal deposit to (without cuts or timelapse) the well bred asshole releasing a cataract of semen and continues squirting, sometimes noisily, until we pretty much have all the proof we need that someone got thoroughly and completely fucked skin on skin by some man who shot his great white hope with evident sounds of pleasure and stiff, spasmodic, convulsive thrashing and thrusting before the dreamy look takes over as he whirls the bottom around. They do their thing and only after unreserved, unhesitating, liquid climax, take a look at the eruption color, texture, and volume. As it happens, there even are felching vids where you get a sense of taste as well. Vicariously, but, you know....

There are a bunch of strait teen vids from Eastern Europe where good looking couples get it on BB. It annoys me when they look over at the cameraman, or we see/hear his instructions of involvement, but there are a lot of hot fuck/suck scenes, often with great giggling and fun, and some of these include full internal cumming, but since the interest is supposedly on the girl (usually young and highly attractive, perhaps even with great looking tits), we see the action but not the actual deposit. No question what happened though.

The ones I've seen, from various studios with TEEN as part of their name, some of the men and women have multiple on camera partners in various scenes, but more likely each pairing is unique, presumably people who already know each other. Not speaking the language makes it not possible for me to assess what is really going on in terms of the situations shown, but these kids are clearly having fun and the guy does not always pull out first, sometimes maybe accidentally (as has happened with some mm amateurs being gay for pay).

There really could be a lot more of these fully explicit videos with uncensored, unrestrained action. Too bad the aforementioned kids don't go so far as to show us the load itself, but maybe that is something only a specialty studio would be interested in, perhaps even, as sometimes happens, interested enough to take pains to ensure the viewer thinks anything is faked, though these days pretty much anything can be if you have enough time and money.

With all these exciting scenes of actual dicks discharging naturally in the heat of battle, the only general problem I have with those East Euro libertines is that so many of them are shaved and trimmed. That's one thing that is esp. nice about the old Brad Posey compilations-- the solos and duos of stunning young men, naturally hunkish, do have their pitts and pubes intact, making the often generous amount of cock on these dudes look v seriously manly amid its thick thatch.

There have to be other filled condom scenes out there. Guess mostly mm action, since het pr0n isn't interested in the male detail all that much, but I'd be happy to be informed of exceptions to this hypothesis.

Thanks for the Bjorn tip, and thanks for a comment that made me think a little.

Thanks, ben351500. Now I know why "Pornofan" keeps turning up in forums and chat. Not a reference to me at all. Just my luck to have a log-on name that serves an automated function.

Mario Goetze – the handsome young millionaire who scored the winning World Cup goal for Germany v. Argentina and who looks so completely adorable with his giant, unrestrained boner in all those great photos.

It was a terrific movie, well paced and exciting, especially considering that the core of the story was a whole bunch of techy-geeky mathematics that they kept off screen almost entirely in favor of telling a human story about a brilliant mind confronting a daunting and allegedly unsolvable problem. Along the way, Alan Turing not only managed to win World War II with his invention, he basically invented the computer itself, the "Turing machine." Also, the "Turing test," which figures prominently as part of the plot structure.

On top of being an exciting and engrossing story that is not nearly well enough known, even within the gay community, the movie also sets off a few explosions about justice and decency in terms of the "crime" of "gross indecency" and how Victorian era remnants today continue to leave their past shameful behavior unatoned.

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Let me introduce you to AFL and NRL =D http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/photos-e6frer9x-1111120759888

Australian Rules Football begins its new season April 3, 2015. Unless you find game torrents or live Down Under, it is hard to see the world's greatest team sport (aka "footy," as opposed to the various meanings of the word "football" as a standalone ambiguity), and USAnians are, once again, cut off from another great example of world culture, which is the kind of thing that makes my fellow murricans think a "world series" is a set of games played by teams from a single country.

However, Aussies have much noticed the, um, fitness of the players, and newspapers in that country have run a number of articles assession which of these jocks is the hottest stud on the playing field. Most players are white, but some are black as the ace of spades, and some of the best are highly respected aboriginals, who are, as a group, fairly celebrated institutionally for their contributions to the sport.

Players often begin pro work at 17 or 18 and typically retire by their early 30s, though Dustin Fletcher, 39, of the Essendon Bombers is still going strong as any force of nature, even if he has been playing longer than some of his teammates have been alive.

There are, in general, two types of players– the "smalls" and the "talls." Little guys may run fast, even if they cannot out grab someone a foot or more taller and a lot heavier, but while the big guys might have a world of power, they may suffer in agility. It takes both, and the skills required for either type are spectacular.

Unlike yankee football, players typically kick a goal from 50 meters or more, often while pursued by a pack of opponents. And while the ball may be moved down the field by running and a kind of modified pass, the real work is done by pinpoint precision kicking to a player well downfield who may have to pluck the ball out of the air from the midst of a crowded contest, may have to run to be in position to catch it, or who might even just have to stand there and grab hold of it as it lands perfectly on his chest.

I really love watching those skills at work, and I love watching the way the members of a team coordinate and integrate their play, making split second decisions about how to dispose of the ball. It is a game where commentary often enough uses the words "courage" and "unselfish" as someone ignores personal danger to keep his eye on the ball, or generously allows another player to score instead of himself.

Some of these dudes are lean, slender, sleekly muscled, with the bodies of swimmers and divers. Others are great muscle hunks bulging at arm and leg and crotch. Unlike the well-padded concussion victims of the U.S. sport, these men wear skimpy shorts that often reveal the lines of their undies, or gather noticeably around their basket, even when someone is not pawing the bits into a more comfortable position while the camera watches.

Speaking of arms, there sure are a lot of tattoos on these men. Some full sleeves, some highly decorated backs. Perhaps it is partly linked to aboriginal influences there in the southern South Pacific. Also, some of us enjoy that all these athletic men in the prime of their lives and their most virile period, wear sleeveless shirts that reveal v few of them shave or trim at least that part of their body. Also, there seems to be no prohibition on beards, which a number of players affect, what with their excess of brawling hormones.

Fortunately, you do not have to take the word of this stranger, you can go to YouTube and search for AFL Football, or do a Bing/Google search for Australian Rules Football images, perhaps including the word Shirtless (or Naked or Gay) in yr terms. On YouTube, you may enjoy watching compilations of some of the most exciting Marks (what a US footballer might call a "fair catch") and Goals-- though the idea of getting the ball off a boot and between the goal posts may take a few unexpected twists from what US fans think of as kicking a goal. Still, landing the ball for a six-point score from more than half a regulation US football field away is a fair dinkum feat by any measure, and seeing a player run and jump on top of the shoulders of whoever is in his way in order to snatch the ball from ten or more feet in the air is fairly awesome.

Images from the above Gods of Football charity calendar can be seen at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNiLd5kixBg

Some of these men not only have rippling abs of steel but are ungodly handsome and really astonishingly wholesome looking as well, the kind of men your mother would approve you bringing home to bed.

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As a footnote, glad to see others have already made it clear that the kind of small-minded, judgmental bigotry found amongst some of the more looksist, agist, and hateful narcissists in our community is not welcome for discussions that presumably are designed to increase awareness and appreciation of beautiful men– in this case, outstandingly attractive sportsmen. Not everyone looks like diver Tom Daley or rugger Nick Youngblood, or wants either one to fool around with in private, but is it really necessary, esp. on a site with a significant segment of fans of older and/or chubby men, to attempt a dick measuring contest on the basis of who has better taste in pulchritude?

Turning this topic or any other into another excuse for the usual anti-US crap may be bog standard misbehavior and thread hijacking, but it is also pretty much a waste of time and an exercise in ignorance. Anyone with an IQ in single digits Kelvin should be smart enough to know that obesity is far from the greatest problem faced by residents of the deeply divided and dysfunctional former North American democracy.

If a file contains several parts and some of those parts are not wanted, it is easy enough to mark those portions Do Not Download. HOWEVER….

Even though mTorrent says I am seeding all the sections I have successfully downloaded, This site claims the torrent is still an active download, apparently because it detects less than 100% of the announced torrent size has arrived, and does not care that I am seeding all the parts I wanted and leeched successfully.

That means when I look to find out what my current activity level is, it says I am leeching X number of torrents that I am not, in fact, actively downloading but am happily seeding to the extent I have the content available to share back in a responsible manner.

So long as this discrepancy continues and a file is marked as being actively downloaded when it is not being downloaded at all, the only solution seems to be to mark the entire torrent STOPped, and then Update Tracker so gaytorrent.ru stops claiming I'm hogging too many download options at the same time.

That work around means that I am NOT seeding files that someone else may want and which I could be seeding in order to increase the possible download rate for others. Unfortunately, so long as I may be barred from leeching anything else because-- as happens from time to time-- I am attempting to abuse my d/l ratio, that means on those files where I already have all I want from the available selection of included content, I am not able to be a responsible citizen in regard to those particular torrents.

Sure wish there were a way to change that.

But then, I also wish that mTorrent would not d/l files marked SKIP and would not take a 100% complete torrent and after a Force Recheck, decide that I'm missing 0.1% or so of files previously completed (and played successfully). But that is the client's problem, and mine. The main thrust of this complaint has to do with the way gaytorrent.ru tracks downloads, and the unfortunate consequences of getting it wrong.