Posts made by MrMazda

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Hi Family,

I've been asked to distribute this video as widely as possible as the artist has tried to take on his own version and breach the copyright contract by doing so. It's one of the few rap tunes I have any tolerance for.

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfHr1JmxkBc

Enjoy!

I couldn't really tell you what the ads say as I don't have ads on the site as I've donated multiple times and as such, have the power to turn ads off completely.

Apparently it seems I have some rather interesting luck. 1 month shy of the 1 year marker since I was flying down the highway and suddenly get cut off, causing me to smash up a 2009 Pontiac G6 and write my car off from the suspension damage caused by slamming into the ditch and I get hit again. This time though it was priceless. Let's compare:

Last Year (February 22, 2010 @ 2:05 PM EST) This is what I was left with:

As for the 2009 Pontiac G6 that I hit, it was a write off just from the damage caused by my car slamming into theirs. On impact, I was successfully able to trigger all 6 of the other car's airbags, and pushed the frame of the other car part way through the driver's side door, forcing the other driver to have to slide across to the passenger's side of the car in order to get out. I was quite amused, being as I paid cash for the car, so I didn't owe anything on it.

That may seem all fine and dandy, but now here's the interesting part. I frankenstein'd that car into a 1996 Mercury Sable (as shown below) and re-certified it as a safe car, with a clean title. Yesterday comes around and the funniest thing happens. I'm on my way to work, getting off HWY 401 (the #1 busiest highway in Southern Ontario) at Kennedy Road (which BTW is a 6-lane off ramp) to make my way from the highway to the production office/studio. There are two right turn lanes. I got into the left of the two because I knew within the next couple of blocks, I was going to be turning left. The light turns green, so I start to round the corner. Half way through the intersection, some guy in a 1999 Acura Integra decided to come from the right right turn lane across to the far left lanes, trying to make 3 lane changes IN the intersection. Now here's where things start to get funny.

As he ran his car into mine, I pressed his rear driver's side fender in, bending the edge of the wheel well in towards his back tire, ripped his rear bumper off of his car, and pressed his trunk up a little. Sounds pretty bad, eh? Well… here's where things start to get funny. Below is the pictures of the damage to my car that I took once I reached my destination at the production office.

The First:

And for those of you who cannot see the damage marks through the salt splatter on the front bumper, I've attached a closer shot outlining where the scuff was left in my bumper.

The Second:

Now here's where things get funnier… After I get out of the car, the guy starts screaming at me. I told him that if he wanted to be like that, I would call the police because he'll be the one at fault. He went into a panic, got back into his car that was barely drivable and took off. A short while later, the Toronto Police showed up at the scene to investigate the matter. When asked if I got a plate number, I took the guy's bumper out of my trunk and asked "Does this help you any?" Needless to say, criminal charges were laid, but not quite for what all you may think. Had the driver fessed up to what he had done, I would have been willing to drive away and call it a day. Instead, he got charged with the following:

• Dangerous Driving (a criminal offense)

• Driving on a suspended driver's license (a $5000 fine all unto itself)

• Failure to carry insurance while operating a motor vehicle (a $5000 fine all unto itself)

• Failure to remain at the scene of a motor vehicle collision (a criminal offense)

• Failure to report a motor vehicle collision (a criminal offense)

• Impaired Driving (due to open alcohol containers in his car… also a criminal offense... and a $10,000 fine)

• Possession of a controlled substance (because he had over $1000 worth of cocaine on his back seat in the open… also a criminal offense)

What a funny way to go out, isn't it? :rotfl:

@Apollopaul:

I think I'm going  :crazy: :xpl: :whistle: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

What do you mean going?

I don't use lube for that… That's where foreskin is great

Whoopi Goldberg puts it best when she said

If you don't like gay marriage, just don't marry a gay person!

Can I volunteer to be the guinea pig?

@Apollopaul:

:crazy2: :crazy: If the human race does develop time travel, there would have to be rules put in place, to avoid screwing up the past

You would seem to think… Then again in Canada, we have the Highway Traffic Act that's supposed to regulate how people operate a motor vehicle. February 22, 2010 is one example of how "the rules" are not always followed.

@fancydude:

Apollopaul  - I said that I HEAR about such things.  While it is fine for you to point out the other side, I was illustrating my point with an example, not writing a thesis about NAFTA violations.  You are correct, the USA is the guilty party far more than Canada in that relationship, but you dont' have to be so hostile.  What I said did not need to be rebutted, since it was just an example about a much broader issue…..thanks

Don't mind him… He's just a little unmedicated... Or rather, hasn't been medicated enough. Not sure which

Another uncommon use for a common household item is Coca Cola. Pepsi doesn't cut it for some reason, it has to be Coca Cola

Take a 591mL bottle of Coca Cola and open it. Place your thumb over the top of the bottle and aim it at your windshield and begin to shake it really hard. The pressure from the gases will cause the Coca Cola to go fizzing out the top of the bottle and onto your windshield. Let sit for 3 - 5 seconds on your windshield and bye bye bug guts!

This also works for bird poo as well strangely enough.

Indeed it has… But you have no avatar

@fancydude:

Reply #5 Mr. M - where does one even find out such info about Marilyn Manson?  I'd never heard that.  Which I'm not doubting you but wow!

Mr. AP - true enough, if you're not flexible, yeah I agree even 15" won't be enough.  But it would be a lot easier for him to "get flexible" through exercise & stretching to eventually suck most of it than it would be for a guy with a standard 6" or 7" right?  He'd certainly have enough incentive to do the exercise based on the comments here!  Then again, a guy with 15" probably would never have need to suck himself off….........

It was in a newspaper article my cousin gave me

Mmmm… tastes soooooo good

Closet case…. That's all I'll say

@amice: Oops… My bad

@blackdid: You do raise a good point with the example of the difference of speed. In that kind of case, I wouldn't necessarily say that it would warrant punching the jump on seeder in the face because again, nobody likes a slow download. I would say though that it still may not exactly be looked to kindly on by the original uploader. It's kinda hard to draw the line in that kind of situation.

@Apollopaul:

… mmmmmmmm 15 inch cock  :drool: yum.

Yum or Ouch?

@Apollopaul:

@MrMazda:

My guess would be either LA or San Diego

San Diego? Do you mean San Franciso.

Same crap, different pile! :rotfl:

I stand by the motto of if you like to stick a dick up your ass, you're a fag!

@fancydude:

An obvious couple questions, but I have to ask just the same:

1.  How come you can generally find photos of guys doing this, but in the self-suck movies they barely get the tips of the head in (mostly, not always of course)

2.  Related to question 1, how come some producer can't find a really hung guy to suck himself off and GET more of his own penis in his mouth?  I mean some of these guys in these movies are 10 or 12 inches, it seems like it would be easy for them.

Just curious and yeah, I wish I could do it to.  Brandon, you'd have to leave the house eventually just to "get some rest" since you'd be so exhausted from sucking yourself off!

I think those would be questions better directed to someone like Marylin Manson. After all, he had certain bones surgically removed for that reason.