This reminds me of an old joke.
Q: Do you smoke after sex?
A: I've never looked.
Posts made by JohnAllenson
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RE: Kiss after smoking
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RE: Bareback Porn or Porn with Protection
My preference is when condoms are made part of the sex. Magic appearing condoms throw me out of the fantasy. In my personal life, I came out in 1979 and haven't had unsafe sex since 1981 - when I got crabs and gonerhea.
An example of a scene that I find really hot due to the way they use condoms. The sheriff (played by Gus Mattox) pulls a handful of condoms out of his pocket and throws them before the two preppy and two redneck boys then asks them with a smirk "What do you think is gonna happen?"
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RE: Everyone has an opinion on Russell Tovey’s fiancé’s x-rated past
I'm still trying to get my head around the concept of having an opinion about the past of someone in a relationship with someone else when I've never met either of them. :blink:
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RE: ROYAL WEDDING
Mildly amusing without making it all the way to funny.
Seriously, no comment on Camilla's hat?
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RE: American Gods
The gods may come from all over but they are all presently existing in the USA and shaped through American perceptions.
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RE: Every day
As a user - I'll give the uploader the benefit of the doubt and either comment or PM them that they need pictures and/or descriptions. Most of the time it's a newbie who doesn't know better and that fixes the problem without having to waste Moderator resources.
If it's an asshole trying to scam the system I'll report them. -
RE: Excessive Posting
I don't mind the concept of replying to old threads - why start a new conversation if it's already been discussed? (For example, Tom of Finland fans).
I do mind - even on new posts - just posting an emoji or something like "hmmm". Say something.
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RE: Liverpool Lad's Pics
I prefer the pictures with your face. I like the way you look.
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RE: What kind of porn do you avoid in general?
Well, my most disliked porn is banned here: Bloodsports.
I won't download anything with scat or implied snuff. I'll stop watching homophobic/racist stuff.
I'll fast-forward scenes with watersports, enemas, fisting, or REALLY bad acting.
Generally, extensive body modification is a turn-off (with the exception of FTM). Extensive tattoos/branding/piercings hits my bloodsport squick. Bulging vein body builders with zero percent body fat remind me of a disection course in university.
Outside of disgust, I dislike a lot of the straight-boy fantasy porn. Guys who can't interact while they're having sex - much less keep erections - bores me.
Other than that, I like non-extreme body types whether skinny, chubby, or muscular bodies. i like hairless, body hair, or Sasquatch. I like tall, short and average height bodies.
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RE: The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick…
You are a bad person and you should feel bad.
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RE: A boy scout says to his scout leader, "Sir, is this snake poisonous?"
Never trust a kleptomaniac, they take things - literally.
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RE: Gay books by gay authors
I just finished reading "The Last Sun" by K.D. Edwards which is an AU Urban Fantasy. I highly recommend it.
I also enjoyed Jordan Castillo Price's PsyCop novels.
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RE: Good Gay Fantasy Books
I just read a new boo by K.D. Edwards called "The Last Sun". I enjoyed it a lot.
i got it from Glad Day in Toronto. It's published by Promethius Books.
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RE: MrMazda and the furry ankle biter
I'm so gay I noticed the pattern of the afghan.
I had crocheted that identical Granny Square pattern in those colours a long time ago.
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RE: Are you scared of aging?
I just turned 57.
Growing old is a privilege denied to many gay men of my generation.
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RE: Please suggest some good gay comics..
Give some sort of criteria why don't you?
Wank material -> Tom of Finland
Graphic Novel -> Sebastian O
Humour -> The Completely Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green