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@flozen:

Four gay men are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating.

One of the guys looks around, irritated, and asks, "OK, who farted?".

Sadly, I can see this happening irl, lol.

@flozen:

Did you hear about that devil worshipper with dyslexia?

He sold his soul to Santa.

…This is so bad that it circles around to being good again. Well done.

@flozen:

A baby seal walks into a club.

…Whoa, I didn't see that one coming.

@flozen:

I was just looking through the world's worst thesaurus.  Not only is it awful, but it is awful.

LOL.

@RonaldMcdona:

Curious and the gay scene was amazing

Watching it again and still pretty amazed, too.  The look on the cab driver's face when he gets porked!

https://www.tumblr.com/video/anonimo1982/165079792860/500/

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Below, an update for existing fans, but I will share a sad spoiler that Gillian Anderson will not be reprising her role as Media.

https://www.indiewire.com/2018/07/american-gods-season-2-starz-bryan-fuller-neil-gaiman-1201988834/

Although no cause of death has been released for Dolores O'Riordan as of today, this new Rolling Stone (via MSN) article adds more of a framework to her life and music…

https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/celebrity/dolores-oriordan-inside-cranberries-singers-final-days/ar-AAv4Pse?li=BBnb7Kz

Y I love the calendar but it is not as explicit as the movies and the books which are of course very beautiful both the books and the movies I meant to say and the calendars the problem with the calendars is that they’re too beautiful to use for anything who wants to mark up all those beautiful pictures with what to do

@kalayaan:

@JohnAllenson:

Umbrella Academy.  Choose between Diego (David Castaneda), Luther (Tom Holland), Klaus (Robert Sheeham), and Hazel (Cameron Britton).
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To take a breather from our daily fun task as mod and one correction, it's Tom Hopper, not Tom Holland.

Fuck Diego (non-stop)

Marry Luther (for life)

Kill Klaus (again and again)

These 3 young actors who played gay roles in indie films

Timothee Chalamet

Harris Dickinson

Josh O'Connor

:love:

Nothing surprising. The whole religion is based on a fake artefact, the bible.

While the young men of UCLA were reading scripts prepared by some attorney or PR firm, they did seem contrite, as well they should be.

[Back then, I recall Vick making the media rounds, and besides his poor enunciation, he struck me as having the most sullen delivery and complete lack of authenticity of any "sports mea culpa" in my memory.]

So, I would like to see the trio sit out about 10 games, which is not that bad for UCLA's basketball program, as those are mostly out-of-conference, warm-up games against smaller schools.

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Have you ever seen some of the "porn" that's made expressly for women?

I mean, the men are extremely fit and handsome, but the films can take 60 percent of the time on the "meeting," the "seduction," the somewhat endless kissing and caressing.  Then, the "cock shots" are done in hazy light, the the BJs and sex are nowhere near the, um, reality of gay OR straight sex, lol.

So, maybe women who are just more "real sex"-positive are the ones who will watch your gay porn.

Is anyone surprised?

Wise words, US dude.   :cool2:

Pot was a staple of my college days, but I didn't get laid (in a small town) with enough regularity to report on any pot-sex synergy.

Anybody else enjoy a toke, followed by a poke?   😊

it is useless

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/trump-fake-renoir-parker-brothers-masterpiece-1122221

@cteavin:

IF that game is real, I'd actually like to play.

Oh, the board game Masterpiece was fairly popular when I was a wee lad.  Here's an ebay listing, which asks $30.99 and is described as:

"Vintage 1970 MASTERPIECE The Art Auction Board Game Parker Brothers 99% Complete"

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1970-MASTERPIECE-The-Art-Auction-Board-Game-Parker-Brothers-99-Complete-/311976936260?hash=item48a3464344:g:IpkAAOSwuTtZ26Cx

I know, I know… you're wondering if the "1 percent missing" is the forgery of Renoir’s Two Sisters on the Terrace that our Prez so defiantly defends.  But no, it's just a lost playing piece.  For a moment, I thought I had found an out for him.   :cheesy2: