Due to the fantastic response to this game, I will follow-up with YELLOW. So the next color would start with "W."
If we include "paint store" and "food" colors," like sand, brick, cinnamon, etc., there's quite a few options for the creative soul.
Due to the fantastic response to this game, I will follow-up with YELLOW. So the next color would start with "W."
If we include "paint store" and "food" colors," like sand, brick, cinnamon, etc., there's quite a few options for the creative soul.
Why is a priest called Father?
Because it's too suspicious to call him Daddy.
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I was hoping to tell you some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them worked.
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Genders are like New York City's twin towers.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
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You can say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his brother’s underwear.
I don’t know why he was mad – maybe because his brother was still wearing them, or because the whole family was watching.
Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.
I'll try to share more later.
(Well, here's a short one while we're waiting…)
A seal pup walks into a club.
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A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an asshole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
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PostModern Jukebox cover of 7 Nation Army.
JA, did you note they were coming to Detroit (close enough to Toronto?) on February 1…
Oh, and I was listening to The Flying Pickets: a British a cappella vocal group that had a surprise number one hit in 1983 in the UK singles chart, with their cover of Yazoo's track - "Only You".
Why would you put this request on the Jokes board?
(I can assure you, Ecru isn't my favorite color, either, lol.)
Umber, you say? I had a Burnt Umber – or was it Raw Umber? -- in an old box of Crayolas.
Umber ends with "R," so I will name a food that's also a color – Raspberry!
ben,
In most (but not all) cases, the zip file contains photos that the studios provide alongside the video on their sites.
In your instance, you can click on the "Num files" and see that the zip is "SS_XavierRyan_BillySaint_JustinCross_2400highres.zip". The 'highres' is an indicator of high-resolution photos.
Whether one of these posts counts as a dupe, hope you get a response.
Fuck, Marry, Kill… Eric Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., Ivanka Trump. :afr: :afr: :afr:
Ecru!
P.S. "Hi" is not a really a "Game Name." Would the Moderators allow this thread to be called something like "The Colors Game?"
It's a very nice idea for a game, n3am.
I'll come at your quandary from a slightly different angle, and forward a list of movies that have some degree of queer subplot.
https://www.imdb.com/list/ls005757630/
Often, I find having a memorable gay character within an interesting film is preferable to a middling film that is written, directed and starring gay, gay, gay, if you know what I mean.
This list has some so-so films, but a number of very good ones, I'll leave it to you to pick what appeals. And of course, there are many other lists of this type. Happy hunting.
The joke involves a double entendre, or at least a play on homonyms, and of course, all wrapped up in a dumb blonde joke.
Let's say you were walking on the edge of a construction site. There might be an iron bar carelessly sticking out from an unfinished wall. The brunettes were aware/bright enough to walk around the bar, while the blonde plowed right into it.
But you initially thought the "bar" was a pub, so when you get the second meaning, the "a-ha!" moment makes you laugh, it's hoped.
If there's more to it, feelfree123, do share. :cool2:
I am not much at all into dirty talk, but – when the time, setting and inebriation are right -- I rather like telling a guy to show me, or spread, his pussy or cunt. I wouldn't paste "ass" or "man" on the front of either word.
The one word I can't say without laughing is MANGINA. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Pretentious?
Moi???
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…And if you've been here long enough to download more than 300 gigs of content, you should know the Forum categories well enough that a request for Freeleech is, in no way, connected to the Introductions board.
Sheesh. :crazy2:
HOW TO WRITE GOOD
1. Always avoid alliteration.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid clichés like the plague.
4. Comparisons are almost as bad as clichés.
5. Be more or less specific.
6. Good writers may generalize from time to time, as events dictate.
Seven Be consistent!
8. Don't be redundant – using more words than is necessary is highly repetitious.
9. Ask yourself, "Should I pose a rhetorical question?".
10. Exaggeration is a life-or-death writing problem, and a billion times worse than understatement.
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Uh, no.
It's about auditions for the theatre - hence the bit about it being on Broadway tv.
I wasn't aware of this program, spank you very much.
I didn't really know Cody Fern until AHS Apocalypse (go figure) and thought he was great – the whole relationship with Jessica Lange and everything. Found him sexier in those scenes...
...than all covered up in black/red silks and velvets in the "warlock bunker." In THAT bunker of beef, I'd put Cody a little above the middle, because there were some apprentices who were on (hell) fire! Haircut, not such a fan, but proper for the role...
It's been a while…
Q: What's the difference between a pick-pocket, and a peeping tom?
A: A pick-pocket snatches watches, while a peeping tom watches snatches.
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Q: What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire.
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Q: What's the difference between making a salad, or masturbating?
A: Where you put the cucumber.
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Everyone should have the freedom to modify their bodies as they please, and the wisdom to employ a lot of introspection and research before deciding whether or not to proceed.
Having said that, and having seen thousands of naked bodies via porn and personal experience, I would suggest that all races have a tendency toward darker skin tones on their nipples, cock and balls/vagina, and anus.
A lot of people seek/perform anal bleaching on the (to me, false) premise that a darker-skinned hole cannot look clean, or "as clean." And I wonder if in some cases (not implying yours), the allure of anal bleaching falls in the continuum of all-over skin bleaching, with the end purpose of appearing lighter than one's chromosomes and ethnic background dictate. This notion saddens me – all skin colors are beautiful.
But I don't want to conflate the issue at hand, so back to assholes.
Many of the bleached anuses I've seen (enough, trust me) tend to look artificially altered – and the more the lightening, the more the skin can take on a "corpse white" appearance. Proceed -- if you must -- with care.