What's the Difference, Part IV
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It's been a while…
Q: What's the difference between a pick-pocket, and a peeping tom?
A: A pick-pocket snatches watches, while a peeping tom watches snatches.
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Q: What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
A: Attire.
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Q: What's the difference between making a salad, or masturbating?
A: Where you put the cucumber.
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Q: What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
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The last two were very funny.