Posts made by FlopFlop

I think CaptainGerBear's Fantasy Football: Locker Room Stalker is available for free right now. It is a fun little game, give it a try sometime.

I am still kind of waiting for Frederick's thoughts.

Ok, let's see what you've got.

Yeah I know…they implemented the "feature" a while ago and now the page is flooded with people fishing for friend requests.

As long as it doesn't taste too bitter everything is fine with me.

A couple of years ago I was in a kind or triangle relationship and trust me…it is more work an less fun than it sounds. It is neigh impossible to treat everyone in the relationship equally and to make sure everyone is happy with every arrangement. Naturally things went south for us quite fast. The only kind of poly relationships that seem to work for a longer time I know of are master/sub relationships with one master and several subs. I guess this works because the people in the relationship are not supposed to be equal by design.

Cut since I was like 5, so I don't really know the difference.

I used to be really bothered by my hairy back but by now I have come to terms with it. It is just some hair…on your back...there's worse in live.

Definitely gels. Soap just seems so inconvenient…unless you are looking for some attention in a prison shower

I get why some of them shave but muscles paired with hair are just soooo much hotter for me.

This is the worst part of it all…when everybody already knows or at least suspects something and you spent so much time in your head brooding over it. This is good family/friend time wasted so come out rather sooner than later if the coast seems clear.

To all the guys saying shaving/trimming is a MUST or "common decency": Common decency is not toll tell people what to do with their body, so mind your own business (see what I did there :P)

If you like to shave, shave.
If you don't, don't.
If you can't shave (like me for example), don't force something on your body it tells you not to.

Like oh so many hairy teenagers back then I fell into the "YOU HAVE TO SHAVE OR NOBODY WILL FUCK…ERM I MEAN LOVE YOU" peer pressure trap. So I shaved everyday like everyone told me to, battled razor burn, ingrown hair, rashes...god even infections. Until I just stopped this nonsense and now I am happier than ever. I give it a trim from time to time if I feel like it and that's that.

Btw. I don't really buy into all those "hair struck in teeth" horror stories. I sucked plenty of guys, hairy, trimmed, shaven and NEVER did I EVER a hair in mouth situation that was so fatal I had to stop. It is a hair..in your mouth...if this bothers you so much you are either way too easily distracted or doing something way wrong. Focus, for god's sake

So just release the pubes. It's a great way to keep narrow minded people off your dick.

I am 28, act like 12, feel like 60+

No, but my aunt did something like this to my cousin. When he came out to her she claimed to have no son for about 6 months. After that he was "allowed to be gay" if no one in the family ever found out. Which in return gave him the stupid idea to blackmail me, telling me he will turn the entire family against me if anyone ever found out. What he didn't know: I already came out to my family years ago and everybody had already come to terms with it. The funny/sad twist: Everybody knew since he was a teenager that he might be homosexual and was fine with it. In the end everybody cut ties with them because of the way the tried to pitch everyone against each other. Now they can be alone and miserable together

My best friend is gay as well. He came out to me but I somehow missed the window of opportunity to return the favour, maybe I was just too shy at the time. So a couple of weeks later I mustered up the courage and decided to tell him in person. In the following weeks I tried everything humanly possible to meet up with him but he was quite busy and used to be flaky sometimes too. So when I finally thought I managed to nail him down for a meeting and went to his house he wasn't there. He lost track of time and got stuck in traffic somewhere. By the time I was so pissed off that I just sent him a text message saying something along the lines of "Screw you for standing me up again. I am gay too btw."His reply? "Oh crap, I am SO sorry."

Ok, you've got me I am just a filthy leech who wants to grab some free wanking material. Just kidding, it was supposed to be a joke to break the ice, but you are right. To make it up to you I'll share two stories, one was more like an accident. So here we go:

I used to date this guy who was really into fisting. It took ages to get inside him but once you were in you could use him as your personal sock puppet. So one day we were at it, I had my hand well inside him, when his phone went and he picked it up out of reflex (ruuuude!). It was his boss and he was not able to just hang up and the second he realised what was happening I could read in his eyes "Don't move a single muscle!". If I had it would have made him moan really hard. So we spent the next like 5 or 10 minutes (it felt like ages) like this, there was no way to get out or get my hand out of him. First I tried to stay still but as time went by I started to twitch my fingers just a liiiiittle bit to tease him. It was insanely hot to see him writhe in a mix of pleasure and panic, trying to make it through the call without his boss noticing anything. An let me tell you: The feeling was mutual. It took him not 10 seconds to come after his boss finally hung up.

The second one is still kind of twisted (some may say) but rather funny so it doesn't really count: We used to go to this local gay club…fetish, cruising and all that jazz. We were good friends with one of the owners so we used to stay way after closing hours. After a night of good fun and drinking my boyfriend, the owner and us ended tidying up the place after everyone else was gone. In a fit of drunken hubris I boasted that I hadn't come enough for the night and didn't feel like going home. So the owner offered me a bet: If I could come three times before he has finished cleaning up the place we'll get in for free the next time. Challenge accepted! What followed was a Monty Python worthy scene where we ran around the club, rubber clothes on, he broom in hand, I dick in hand, wanking like a madman an making out with him all the while my boyfriend was cheering from the sidelines. Good times!

Open the floodgates of the cesspool!

In the tradition of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours first" why not have a pork-off? The rules are simple: Post your filthiest, weirdest, most depraved sexual experience. Please no fantasies or "would have liked to happen" scenarios, let's keep things real. On the note of keeping things real: It would be greatly appreciated if you could keep things legal. You fucked your neighbour's underaged poodle while a bunch of preschoolers watched? Grrrrrreat! Now go stand in the corner with the other guys.

A fair warning: I don't know what people might post, but I expect there will be scat.

Dang…Thief again...when I went to school everybody was raving about it...but guess who had a crappy PC back then...

Hm…if porn sites are ok too you could try thisvid.com BUT be warned! You have to dig through a thick creamy layer of scat to get to the parts that might interest you.

Yes, by my boyfriend. We ended up doing a re-enactment of sorts…