Posts made by TwjT3NEc

@mgr:

must have been in the chambers too - still laughing

lol guess you aren't working for MS.  ;D

@mgr:

I'm not really sure if the last way is a moderator only function though

Well, as posts can't be edited by members after a certain period of time, we likely lose permission to add polls later as it would be editing the original post.

;D

@rR:

/rant
damn
there goes my seed bonus LOL
/end rant

ohh well.. if people have extra seed bonus and they dont have any problems giving it away, then why not?
though I wonder why people would beg for it
they will just ASK ! and not BEG (or bug people they know to gift them)

but i think we all disagree with "SEED.BONUS.MUCH.APPRECIATED" in torrent file title

~rR

It's all in a way of saying/writing it.

@Uwe:

SEED.BONUS.MUCH.APPRECIATED

and what about this added to the torrent title?

Umm no thanks. 

There should probably be some rule stating what is acceptable and what not.

@bmw69:

hi all.

just a quick question. i spotted on some torrents that people are using different ways of asking for seed bonus but when i uploaded a torrent i was informed a "no begging" policy was being enforced.

im not asking for a way around this but just wondered if there was a certain way i am meant to phrase it on my torrent description to let people know that i appreciate seed bonus gifts a lot.

looking forward to hearing back.

That sounds alright.

But to see begging and hopefully WITH ALL CAPS in every other torrent would bug me. Just my opinion.

SEED BONUS GIFTS ARE APPRECIATED..especially by uploaders like me who have slow internet but I upload a lot..thanks!!!

lol that was fast. I hope torrent descriptions don't get spammed with seed bonus requests…

It's a good way to use your points if you aren't planning to exchange them for upload yourself.

Good work.

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can only sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then you shouldn't have a problem anymore trying to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

@Uwe:

Logging in from time to time is enough, just make sure you don't use a PC another member is using to login on his account.

I believe the period is still 180 days.

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lol  :funny2:

@mgr:

lol

I'm sure he thought of exceptions. 

A wallpaper by Vladstudio. 

@mgr:

I still can't understand why 47 % of our users answer our poll on the home page with "What the F**K is Rationator 2.0 ?"

Umm I did because I didn't know it's name. 

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude."