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@cumeaternc:

Tell me though, what do you think of my pictures? ::)

Yummy! :drool:

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Good one. Thanks! ;D

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LOL ;D

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@Kinsey6:

hXXp://www.netaddiction.com/index.php?option=com_bfquiz&view=onepage&catid=46&Itemid=106
(I scored a 52 with these 20 questions.)

After you've answered all the questions, add the numbers you selected for each response to obtain a final score. The higher your score, the greater your level of addiction and the problems your Internet usage causes. Here's a general scale to help measure your score:

20 - 49 points: You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage.

50 -79 points: You are experiencing occasional or frequent problems because of the Internet. You should consider their full impact on your life.

80 - 100 points: Your Internet usage is causing significant problems in your life. You should evaluate the impact of the Internet on your life and address the problems directly caused by your Internet usage.

After you have identified the category that fits your total score, look back at those questions for which your scored a 4 or 5. Did you realize this was a significant problem for you? For example, if you answered 4 (often) to Question #2 regarding your neglect of household chores, were you aware of just how often your dirty laundry piles up or how empty the refrigerator gets?

Say you answered 5 (always) to Question #14 about lost sleep due to late-night log-ins. Have you ever stopped to think about how hard it has become to drag yourself out of bed every morning? Do you feel exhausted at work? Has this pattern begun to take its toll on your body and your overall health?

Congratulations, your score is: 65

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@mgr:

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…
Btw I feel this topic doesn't belong in Off topic board.

you know about a better location? Me thinks it is not important enough to fit into our Rules and important information board.

Maybe GayTorrents.ru Discussions board?

Just an idea.

Another would be to change "Off topic" to something else.

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Thank you!

Btw I feel this topic doesn't belong in Off topic board.

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Just something I stumbled upon on the DC network and thought I'd share.
Think someone missed the title though. Some people I never heard of having to do anything with gay porn.

This document is meant to archive all the informations found not only on the web about some male celebrity penises.

Andrew Keegan - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 2 Inc., very tight;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., straight regular tanned base and small red head;
- Balls: very big, rounded, wrinkled and shaved;
- Pube's hairs: few and curly.

Brad Pitt - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6 Inc., curved up regular pink base and head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Brian Austin Green - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 2.5 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved left regular light tanned base and head;
- Balls: small, rounded, wrinkled and shaved;
- Pube's hairs: few and curly.

Chris O'Donnell - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 4.5 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 7 Inc., curved down fat pink base and large lighter head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Chris Pettiet - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved up/left very thin pink base and small red head;
- Balls: small, rounded, very wrinkled and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: very few and curly.

Cone (Sum 41) - CUT
(Bass player) - Natural: 5.5 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 9 Inc., curved down thin pink base and big red head;
- Balls: very big, hanging and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: shaved (usually).

Corey Haim - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 2 Inc., tight;
- Erected: 6 Inc., straight regular pink base and small lighter head;
- Balls: small, rounded and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Devon Sawa - UNCUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6 Inc., curved up regular pink base and head;
- Balls: small, hanging and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Elijah Wood - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., tight;
- Erected: 6 Inc., straight fat pink base and small red head;
- Balls: small, rounded, wrinkled and shaved;
- Pube's hairs: very few and smooth.

Erik Von Detten - UNCUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6 Inc., straight thin pink base and regular red head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: few and smooth.

James Van Der Beek - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3.5 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 7 Inc., curved up regular pink base and head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Jason Priestley - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6 Inc., straight regular pink base and head;
- Balls: regular, rounded and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Jeremy Lelliott - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 2.5 Inc., tight;
- Erected: 7 Inc., curved down/left regular pink base and small red head;
- Balls: small, rounded and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Jonny Depp - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 4 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved up/left regular tanned base and head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and smooth.

Josh Hartnett - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., tight;
- Erected: 7 Inc., straight regular pink base and big head;
- Balls: big, rounded and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and smooth.

Justin Timberlake - CUT
(Singer) - Natural: 4.5 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 7 Inc., curved down fat pink base and head;
- Balls: big, rounded and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Leonardo Di Caprio - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 2.5 Inc., tight;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved up regular pink base and small lighter head;
- Balls: small, rounded and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: few and curly.

Lukas Haas - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6 Inc., curved up/left regular pink base and head;
- Balls: regular, rounded and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and smooth.

Mark Paul Gosselaar - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 4 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 7.5 Inc., curved down fat pink base and regular head;
- Balls: big, hanging and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: few and curly.

Mark Wahlberg - CUT
(Actor-Singer) - Natural: 4 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 7.5 Inc., straight fat pink base and head;
- Balls: big, hanging and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Matt Damon - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 4 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 8 Inc., straight fat pink base and head;
- Balls: big, hanging and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Matt Dillon - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved up regular pink base and head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Mattew Lawrence - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved up regular tanned base and lighter head;
- Balls: regular, rounded, wrinkled and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Michael Jackson - CUT
(Singer) - Natural: 6 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 9 Inc., curved down thin dark base and small red head;
- Balls: small, rounded, wrinkled and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: very few and curly.

Moffatts (all bros) - CUT
(Group) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved up/left regular pink base and small red head;
- Balls: small, rounded and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: few and smooth.

Nick Carter - CUT
(Singer) - Natural: 4 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 7 Inc., curved down/right regular pink base and small lighter head;
- Balls: big, hanging and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: few and smooth.

Prince William Windsor - UNCUT
(Prince of England) - Natural: 2.5 Inc., tight;
- Erected: 7 Inc., curved up regular pink base and lighter head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and smooth.

Ralph Macchio - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 2 Inc., very tight;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved up regular tanned base and red head;
- Balls: regular, rounded, very wrinkled and shaved;
- Pube's hairs: few and curly.

Ricky Martin - UNCUT
(Singer) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved up/left regular tanned base and big lighter head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

River Phoenix - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., straight regular pink base and head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Ryan Phillippe - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 4 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 7 Inc., straight fat pink base and small red head;
- Balls: big, hanging and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Scott Baio - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved up regular tanned base and lighter head;
- Balls: regular, rounded and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Taylor Hanson (Hansons) - CUT
(Singer-Keyboards) - Natural: 2 Inc., tight;
- Erected: 6 Inc., straight regular pink base and big head;
- Balls: small, rounded and shmooth;
- Pube's hairs: few and curly.

Todd Bridges - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 7 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 10 Inc., curved down thin dark base and big red head;
- Balls: regular, rounded, very wrinkled and shaved;
- Pube's hairs: few and curly.

Tom Cruise - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 3 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., curved up regular pink base and head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and hairy;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Valentino Rossi - UNCUT
(Moto driver) - Natural: 1.5 Inc., very tight;
- Erected: 6 Inc., curved up/left thin tanned base and small red head;
- Balls: big, rounded, very wrinkled and shaved;
- Pube's hairs: shaved (usually).

Will Estes - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 2.5 Inc., tight;
- Erected: 6.5 Inc., straight regular pink base and head;
- Balls: big, rounded and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Will Smith - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 5 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 8 Inc., curved down regular dark base and head;
- Balls: regular, hanging and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: few and curly.

Will Wheaton - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 2 Inc., hanging;
- Erected: 5.5 Inc., straight thin pink base and head;
- Balls: small, rounded, wrinkled and shaved;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

Willie Aames - CUT
(Actor) - Natural: 2 Inc., tight;
- Erected: 6 Inc., straight regular pink base and lighter head;
- Balls: regular, rounded and smooth;
- Pube's hairs: regular and curly.

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Some more funny signs you can actually find around the world. ;D

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LOL you better not be suggesting that's mgr's office. ;D

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Thank you

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LOL ;D

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Actually I know someone who is like this. ;D

Maybe I should show her this. lol :cheesy2:

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@aaliass:

:cheesy2: I want one !

A talking frog or a boyfriend? ;D

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Do not feed the pigeons

They are greedy

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;D ;D

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I think most people around here don't have to worry about that problem. ;D

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lol ;D

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A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said to them, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. "Dey makes you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the de wrong feet man! You got dem on de wrong feet!"

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Thanks ;D

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:rotfl: thanks!