Posts made by TwjT3NEc
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RE: When Grandma Goes To Court
You are welcome. Â I'll add more if I find.
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When Grandma Goes To Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandma otherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you,Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheate d on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
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Wal-Mart Has Everything!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, 'My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'
'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.
'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what 's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.'
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.'
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.
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RE: A paint can
In other words, it's a lesson telling why chickens should be kept in a hen house. ::)
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A paint can
This is why some women should stick to to the kitchen. ;D
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RE: This is why we have ratio restrictions
i'm not sharing or uploading anything! i'm strictly here to download .. so stop sending me harrassing messages about my ratio .. i dont give a fuck .. got it?
After that PM, his download rights were taken and his passkey was reset. So he sent the following PM;
you know what the funny thing is? I sent that message .. and now all of a sudden i cant download anymore? is that funny to you guys? I just simply said that I dont want to share .. why is that so wrong? i'm just here to download ..
well doesnt matter .. i'll be sure to create a new account .. and use that to download .. you wont be able to track it anyways ..
It's people like this that lead us to raise our ratio restrictions and close the registration and add a lot of security features to the site. The more time we have to spend getting rid of these sorts of people, the less time we have to make the site better for good members.
Here's his latest PM;
FUCK YOU BASTARDS!
If you didn't send him to hell already, I would.Â
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RE: Whats your Download Upload Speed??
An Error Has Occurred!
The upload folder is full. Please try a smaller file and/or contact an administrator.lol
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RE: THANK YOU GAYTORRENT.RU!!!! ;)
do you really believe that everything you see and read in internet is true ?
I do beleive everything I read on the internet!!! I just found a site that thinks gay men are GODs from another world… I'm happy with that
LOL That's a good one! ;D
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RE: System changes are not communicated well enough
Those of you who take the time to go through the forums may be aware of what's going on. For all you expert gaytorrent.com users good you are well informed great! But there is a large number of ppl ( as ridiculous as it sounds). Yes there is a large number of ppl who dont know whats going on because their too lazy or tired to go searching through the hundreds of posts. Another thing is the mods are either sleeping or away often making it hard for users to troubleshoot issues on this site. That's why I believe that either a member chat would be of benefit or to "market" to users the IRC chat for gaytorrent where users can help each other in real time.
To lazy to read first few lines on front page you see when you log in to the site? Hmm
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Increasing ratio…
Trying to improve your ratio?
Well this is really not the way it should be done.
You can count for yourself how many torrents this person has running.
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RE: Bonus
Do you mean seed bonus?
1.0GB Uploaded
If you reach the points for this case, you can exchange these points on the fly into traffic, we take off the points and you receive the traffic. Cost: 100 points.2.5GB Uploaded
If you reach the points for this case, you can exchange these points on the fly into traffic, we take off the points and you receive the traffic. Cost: 200 points.5GB Uploaded
If you reach the points for this case, you can exchange these points on the fly into traffic, we take off the points and you receive the traffic. Cost: 350 points.Basically you can trade your points for some additional GB to your upload.
For what I get points?
You receive for every hour the system is registering you as a seeder 0.5 points. -
RE: USE A BLOCKLIST or you will be tracked… 100% of the time
For those interested, you can get various of blocklists from Blue Attack Internet Security Solutions (BISS) website.
You can also get their IP blocker Protowall and Blocklist Manager for managing your lists. They are both free and work nicely on XP.
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RE: Reseed-request - why?
Maybe this message on front page would explain…
2008-04-13 - Broken Snatched List Our "snatched" statistics is broken and need to be fixed.. this will take a while.. be patient.
You are showing on the "Snatched" list atm.
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RE: Seed Colors
Like on image below? I believe it depends on seed/leech ratio.