Posts made by TwjT3NEc

@jagged:

i luv bein nakid
specially wen im not meant to be  :cheesy2:

Not gonna complain if you post more.  ;D

Now where did I hear this before…?  ;D

Thanks!  ;D

@mgr:

@jagged:

i need more clothes

:rotfl: I don't think so  :drool:

Have to agree.

@y2kboi:

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Just logging in should keep your account alive.

lol good one  ;D

lol  ;D

I'm guessing he's a bottom  ;D

Nice

David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. 'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.

Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'

lol and teacher fainted right?  ;D

LOL  ;D

They might like it if the priest/minister was good enough. 

LOL  ;D

And if there are gay guys? 

@Gr1zz:

BUT

It still doesn't tell me which one is free Saturday night for an evening of wild activities that might actually frighten the horses.

Of these 3? I don't have a clue. Guess you'll just have to ask them. Who knows, maybe you get all 3. 

@jagged:

london uk  :cheesy2:

I think I might know someone you know.

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

@rR:

@Gr1zz:

Actually, you lost another chance at seed bonus just a few seconds ago… I went to look at what you were uploading, and got the not-allowed-by-security message.  So I don't have an easy way to find where to give those points you crave.

@mods/admins
why I cant receive seed bonus gifts?
is it only for the original uploader?
what if I re-seed something which I didn't upload originally?

~rR

I think he meant, he's not giving because he can't see your stats.

Which is as far as I'm concerned, as it says in the settings Privacy level.

Be warned if you get a postcard like this.  ;D

You're welcome.