This your second line: "I'm not saying you did it already. But I feel embarrassed for people who try it, as if they're fooling anyone."
Did what? In what way am I trying to fool anyone??
Lol, man. I can't do this. I do not have the energy to care enough to clarify this for you. Consider it a mystery you can spend the next couple hours unraveling. I even gave you a hint.
That's assuming you aren't already playing dumb to mess with me, which is exactly what I politely asked you not to do. Fucking rude.
I understand, I'm sure it must have been very complex and intricate for you to say that it would require more effort to explain than the nonsense you just typed.