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hXXp://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/05/25/wedding-of-the-week/

A FUMING bride DECKED her kilt-wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a SKIDMARK on her wedding dress!

Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didn’t wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.

But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarah’s pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.

After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.

A police source said: “I’ve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so I’ve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.”

In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.

It’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.

I guess the moral of the story is; always wear underwear or learn how to wipe your ass properly.

NOTE:  In the UK, "pants" means underwear, as in "underpants".

Anyone get raptured today?

We didn't, so I guess Baby Jeebus doesn't love us enough.

If you live in the western hemisphere or further west, you will have your chance at 6pm local time.

IF we were to base what is acceptable to be posted here on the sheer fact that there's a fag in the show, then virtually every TV show on the planet would be allowed because there's been at least one GLBT in everything over the years.

We base our decision on what is allowed or not by whether or not GLBTness is a part of the storyline.  As an example, there's an extremely gay friendly episode of "King of Queens" {and it's one of the few that made me literally laugh out loud}, but that is not enough GLBTness for us to allow the show to be uploaded here.

They said they are going to give credits for things like that.

He goes by the name of Jason Hanan now.

For those that don't know, he's a stripper, erotic model, escort and porn star.

FireFox 4 has some problems on the technical side, but it also has issues with a lot of on-line banks not accepting it yet.

My bank and both credit cards websites actively reject FF4 when trying to go there.  This means I have to use Chrome or down grade FF to v3.6xxx.

I don't use many extensions, except Ad Block Pro and a couple of others that already work with FF4, so that's not an issue for me.

In the UK, there are plenty of cases where teachers use homophobic slurs against students.

With crap like that, how is homophobic bullying in schools by students ever gonna end when the teachers are doing it?!

@Bottom1979:

I tried downloading it but nobody is seeding, pardon the pun.

Did you use the reseed request button on it's page?

EDIT:  Actually, I had it, so I'm seeding it for you.  :hug:

150gb isn't much at all.

Even in crappy UK you can get truly unlimited broadband with Sky.

I rarely play "on line" any more.

I got tired of being called dirty names by 5 year olds because you beat them or kids that had a bad day at school so they NEED to ruin everyone else's day by wrecking people in racing games.

I have a hard drive for each type of file {TV, Movie, Porn - Twink/Frat, Porn - Hunk/Muscle and Software}.

Have a look at SeedUnlimited.com, that's who I use.

Much of the concern about the iPhone and iPad tracking stems from the fact the computers are logging users' physical coordinates without users knowing it — and that that information is then stored in an unencrypted form that would be easy for a hacker or a suspicious spouse or a law enforcement officer to find without a warrant.

Every minute our civil liberties are being eroded and it seems like Apple is leading the way.

CIS has not publicly released the written guidance they received from the general counsel at DHS and Bentley said the agency would not do so because it was “privileged” attorney-client information.

A government lawyer works for the people, not certain individuals within the government.

Also, what happened to Obama's promise of having a transparent government?!  I guess that was another of his lies.

I thought it was still against the law for catholics to be PM.  Elizabeth I passed that law, but things seemed to have changed over the years.

hXXp://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_have_a_Roman_Catholic_Prime_Minister_of_Great_Britain

There is no legal mechanism in place for a non protestant to be PM, which would cause a "constitutional" crisis situation.

hXXp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3746398.stm

Even Tony Blair thought that catholics can't be PM of the UK.

Disraeli was born a jew, but converted to CoE at the age of 12.

The monarch can not be or marry a catholic.

He doesn't understand why Facebook did what it did.

Nick Clegg said in 2007 that he doesn't believe in god, but he forces his kids to go to catholic church.  That seems like a "just in case" scenario.  Besides, Clegg never had a chance to lead the UK.

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown wore their religions on their sleeves, as did the vast majority of the "new" Labour.  Tony Blair couldn't be Prime Minister and be catholic, because it's against UK law.  That's why he stayed in the "I'm not catholic, but I go to catholic church every Sunday and Wednesday evening with my family" closet until he left 10 Downing St.  This is why Catholic Adoptions Agency got a 7 year exemption allowing them to discriminate against gays, when everyone else had to obey the law immediately.  Ruth Kelly, a cabinet member under Blair and Brown, was/is a member of Opus Dei {of Dan Brown books fame} the ultra conservative catholic self harming lunatic group.

As for the "this isn't America" comment from a civil servant, who cares.  Brits say that all the time when they don't like something someone does.  You can't turn on the tv without something like "it's shit", "then it must be American" every 2 seconds.

Believers in the UK have so much power that they get to use taxpayer money for their exclusive schools, where they can teach young earth creationism and homophobia.  Name me a school in the US that uses tax payer money and gets away with that kind of crap.

Does the US Senate have permanent seats for the official state religion?

The last atheist European leader was gunned down in the street.  I don't remember his name, but he was the bald guy that was murdered in the street a few years ago.

I think it would be nearly impossible for a European leader to get elected unless he/she was a believer.

The UK panders to the believers by giving them taxpayer money so they can have believer schools to brainwash their kids.  When they cleared the House of Lords out of the old system, the left the seats for the the Bishops and Cardinals of the Church of England.

I'm gay for a reason.

hXXp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1378982/Absolutely-Fabulous-Joanna-Lumley-Jennifer-Saunders-return-new-series.html

Ab Fab to return for a new 3 episode series.  The scripts haven't been written yet, but the filming is already scheduled to start in August.

This is a surprise considering Jennifer Saunders said she was retiring from show business {writing, acting, directing and producing} 2 years ago, but would still do the odd charity event though.