Posts made by notquiteme

Hey, it took me over half an hour to finish rewriting it hehehe

Yup, let's not mention the groups that EVERYONE knows but won't talk about.

to quote a favorite book of mine:  Until people learn to laugh at themselves, their lives will be miserable.  At least, that's the way they'll see it.

I would say people in general need to lighten up hehehe

Honestly, i don't think people would commit suicide for a scripted video.  i disagree with the so-called university professor.  what does he teach?  Quantum Physics?

this is horrible.

kind of funny how it all ends up, isn't it?

i don't see the ads too hehehe

Minority Government - usually defined by a small ruling party who is clearly outnumbered by the other parties.  The opposition parties can legally ask for the dissolution of the current government.

Feb 6, 2006 - Mr Harper becomes Prime Minister.
October 2008 - Mr. Harper asks the Governor General to call for an election.  Normally, elections can only be called by the Gov General if the rest of the opposition parties call for a vote of no confidence in the government.  He wins, but only 20% of the Canadians actually voted during this election.

Sometime between 2006 and 2008 - the following happened:
Normal time between elections - 5 years
Mr Harper asks for change of the law to have an election every 4 years instead.

Paul is saying that:

A) Mr. Harper's not that remarkable
B) He could choose to have an election n 2012 or on 2013.

I agree.  It's one thing to insist on your right to be on the road (as the other driver was) but it's another to actually damage someone else's rights.  He needed to learn a lesson.

Hmmmm sounds like some experience.  One time i bumped into a beat-up old car, no real damage to the car.  Turns out the driver was a handsome chubby guy, but obviously I wouldn't flirt with a guy who i just crashed into, right?  hmph

argh… only two votes!!!

appreciate it, thanks!

Fancydude, will do.  Might be a welcome change.

i read a book by julius lester, the title was Day of Tears.  It talks in a brutal way about the largest slave plantation ever.  the story's real, the conversations were "derived" from history.  When i read it, i could identify with the slaves, who had no idea whether they would be sold off to a gentle master or to a tyrant.

One day a man brought his wife a nice new toy - Voodoo Dick.

He demonstrates the item to his wife and tells her "This is a voodoo dick.  All you have to do is to call its name, then say what you want it to fuck." And then the man goes off to work.

Eager to try it, the wife says "Voodoo Dick, the door."  and the voodoo dick goes and starts ramming itself into the door.

Still curious, she says "Voodoo Dick, my pussy."  And the voodoo dick proceeds to start giving her the fucking of her life.

Realizing, however, that her husband forgot to tell her how to get the voodoo dick out of her pussy, she gets into the car and starts driving.  However, since she's having orgasms every few minutes, she keeps pulling the steering wheel to one side of the road.  A patrol car stops her and the cop peers into the window, while she's flushed and sweaty.

The officer asks her, "what seems to be the problem, Ma'am?"

She answers, "I have a voodoo dick in my pussy and I'm trying to get to the hospital to have it removed."

The cop, a big burly bear of a man, laughs and says, "Voodoo Dick - my ass!"

Two guys, Jim and John, hopelessly lost in a forest, come upon a dark, wooden cabin with a wisp of smoke coming up the chimney.  Worried because of all the stories about a witch living in that cabin, Jim decides to go inside and see what's up.

He knocks, and the door opens.  It's not a witch, after all, but an old man with a face like sour milk.  He tells Jim… i'll feed you, but then you have to fuck me.

So Jim sits down and eats his fill... when the old man strips and bends over, Jim grabs something from the table and proceeds to ram it into the old man's ass.  After a while, Jim opens the window and throws out that item.

He proceeds to leave the cabin, and starts to tell John, "Hey, you know what?  I had a lot of food to eat - "

John interrupts him and says, "You'll never believe what i ate!  Corn on the cob!"

hahaha funny!

Sorry.  Must've been half drunk or something.  Now that i read again what OP said… i'm not quite sure there's a coherent thought anywhere in his post.

I'm not sure why the whole Arab shenanigans kept on going on since the Crusades, but I think it's way too long ago to keep harping over it.

With regards to discrimination, I think America's gone a long way from what people thought it was (what with all the for whites/for black restrooms, anti-mexican migrant workers, anti-Asian culture that pop fiction just loves to dwell on - wrongly, i might add).  And if OP isn't open-minded enough to accept that America has gotten more... open-armed, shall we say?, then we're better off since he got deported.

Agree.  Of course if you suddenly feel like you can't connect, then something must've gone wrong, right?

very nice!

Why make life complicated?  I would say that if he even makes advances toward you, be a man and walk away from him.  The worst thing you could do is put the three kids at risk.  I would not want to develop a reputation for being a homewrecker.

I would also probably say that if your teacher would ever have wanted to experiment with his sexuality, he would have done it 30 years ago and not be up for it today.

Move on, find a great guy, or find a new friend and you'll be much better off.