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Posts made by notquiteme
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RE: Happy Valentines day
happy hearts' day! i hope everyone here gets at least a hug from someone!
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RE: DoD finalizes plans for implementing repeal of 'don't ask, don't tell'
we've been patient for the past century. i hope we don't need to wait another one hehehe. But at least there seems to be light at the end of the tunnel.
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RE: Judge bans {gay} man with low IQ from having sex
this somehow restores my faith (or lack thereof) in the way of the universe.
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RE: Make It Better Music Video
i don't understand… you want more people to watch something that breaches copyright contract?
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RE: POLL - please vote to let me know what kinds of recipes to post
i think forum dwellers have dwindled to the Mods and a handful of others.
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RE: Best prop joke ever - need envelope, & scissors
it's a very suggestive joke. hehehe
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RE: Popular chicken chain under fire for anti-gay marriage donations
oh i didn't know he was THAT notorious. my bad.
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RE: Cabin crew reveal most unusual customer requests
love seats with curtains would be nice hehehe
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RE: Popular chicken chain under fire for anti-gay marriage donations
i wish we wouldn't complain about everything being against us gays. Not everything is personal. Sometimes they make too many connections… like the Target issue, because they may not have been supporting "anti-gayism" but the other platforms. But that's just me.
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RE: Man says Parkinson’s drug turned him into gay sex addict
Maybe it's like alcohol and releases his inhibitions. i don't think he has the right to blame the drugs for his erratic behavior, if they were originally there and only being inhibited.
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RE: Are Canadians getting ready for a trip to the polls (national election)?
maybe people don't care who sits on top, because it is temporary anyway?
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RE: Young Barbara Bush Backs Gay Marriage
i don't think it's ever going to be done here in the Philippines. can't even get the church to accept condom use.
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RE: McDonald's in New Zealand lifts blocks on some gay websites after complaints
i agree with the decision not to allow sites eshow sexually explicit adverts. but that's just me.
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RE: Naval Academy treats gay Marine's husband with respect
wow there's a step in the right direction!
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Doctor's Visit
Although this story is a bit similar to another one posted, I thought I should share it anyway
So a guy walks into the doctor's clinic and tells the doctor: Doc, whenever my boyfriend and I have sex, it feels like his cock is hitting my liver.
Doctor: So you want me to cut part of it off so it doesn't hit your liver?
Guy: Hell no! Can you just move my liver?
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Bunda - a story joke
There were three men lost in the woods. They are captured by a tribe of savages. The chief, who knows a smattering of english, says -
"Two choices: Bunda, or death!"
So lost man #1 says - Bunda! So he get's tied up to a tree, and then he's left out naked for a day while anyone in the tribe is given the chance to pull or spank his cock. He comes off the tree, groaning and clutching at his much-abused cock.
Lost man #2 says - Bunda! so the same thing happens.
Lost man #3 thinks… sounds like a painful experience, so he says Death!
Chief says - Bunda to Death!!!