Depending on how much you're looking to loose, I may have just the thing for you. I have both P90X and Insanity (both available from hxxp://www.beachbody.com/ BTW). I can host them on a private tracker off of my server since such content could not be uploaded here.
We had an 18 inch (about 24cm) upholstery needle in our new leather sofa.
Thankfully we followed the directions and used the "oil" wipes on it before sitting on it, otherwise my partner would have had a serious hole in him because it was between the 2 back cushions on his side.
I can tell you how I saw my cousin when he wasn't out yet. At least I didn't know yet. He was always saying he would never spent money for women so I just thought he was cheap or something. But beside that I didn't think he was weird or anything. He was just my little cousin. Not that little now, but I still see him in my mind like he was at 5 and 9. Always asking granpa to give him wine to drink. Didn't see anything strange that he didn't have girlfriend yet. One other cousin didn't have a girlfriend untill he was probably 30. Maybe he did, but I never met one and that wasn't strange either.