I've said it before, and I'll say it again… There is no better way to pre-lube a hole before you dive into it than eating it out nice and well
Posts made by MrMazda
-
RE: What are your rules about rimming?posted in Rants & Raves
-
RE: Face VS Maskposted in Rants & Raves
I think the answer to this question depends on the attractiveness of the person that you're watching. For some people, I would be the first to say go ahead showing your face… For some though, I would definitely say that the mask is needed because when you have a face like some people do, you need all the disguise that you can get. :lolp:
-
RE: Creepy Datesposted in Rants & Raves
The creepiest date that I've ever been on I think is a part of why I will never look at women in the same regard. The short version is that it ended with me booking it as fast as I could to the security office at the downtown bus terminal in the city that I was living in because the psycho bitch actually started chasing me down with a meat cleaver because I wanted to break it off with her lol….
And she wonders why I wouldn't entertain the idea of sex. Now, I just don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
-
RE: Can Vegans swallow?posted in Sex & Relationships
You do have a point in that an egg and a sperm realistically are similar in nature in that they contain half the DNA of the species. The only one thing that really separates them is that there's something in the egg that causes it to start doing its thing and growing once it receives the second half of the DNA. Would this then mean that the sperm is really the same as the egg? That would be the real question.
-
RE: Animated Characters That You Like To Have Sex With?posted in Porn
I would definitely say Mr. Burns… He may be old, but think of all that sweet, sweet money.
-
RE: Newbie interested in master/slave playposted in Hook Ups
As someone with much experience in that kind of play, I must caution you to be careful what you wish for. There are some "Masters" out there who are not exactly sane minded and will not stop things, even if there is a medical reason/need to. Discussing limits is strongly advised, as is making sure that you get a sense of who the person you're submitting to is before you fully turn your whole self over to them. All I'm saying in other words is just be safe… There are some people out there who get off on causing irreparable damage/harm to others.
-
RE: Who has the hairiest legs here? Here's some of mine.posted in Personal Pictures
I think I may have actually found someone with legs even hairier than mine….
-
RE: Hello from Italyposted in Introductions
Welcome to our humble little home away from home on the internet. I think you'll find that there's a little something for everyone here.
-
RE: Hello from Greeceposted in Introductions
I think you will find that we are a community much unlike any other here.

-
RE: Hello from NYposted in Introductions
Welcome to the loonybin! :zing:
Ya don't have to be crazy to play here (just North of the border), but it helps.

-
RE: Football or sex?posted in Health & Fitness
This one is a bit of a no brainer… Since I don't really follow sports, sex it is.

-
RE: Biggest Gym Pet Peeveposted in Health & Fitness
You mean you're not into licking it off? hehehe
-
RE: How much porn do you have on your external hard drive? And does…posted in Sex & Relationships
About 3.75 TB… Does that make me an addict?
That of course is split across multiple hard drives, but there's at least that much in total.
-
RE: What is your all time favorite lube for sex?posted in Sex & Relationships
Nevertheless… There are two different kinds of lube that I use... There's the pre-lube, which is better known as spit, and then there's the "all purpose" or "after" lube, otherwise known as cum. Both of these work quite great for me.

-
RE: Can Vegans swallow?posted in Sex & Relationships
That's actually a very good question…. To that I say this:
If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism! :crazy2:
-
RE: Would you use a condom if you're fucking a virgin?posted in Sex & Relationships
People, AIDS is not dead, use condom
Actually, at this day and age, HIV is the least of your worries. I'll bet you didn't know that more recent studies that attempted to quantify risk factors among gay men have all noted that there has been not a single case of HIV transmission from a person who is HIV+ with an undetectable viral load. The fact remains that most people with HIV (although not all) within North America at least are all on HIV meds and maintain such an undetectable viral load. Simply put, it's a lot harder at this day and age to catch it than you might think.
-
RE: What's the difference between fucking guys and fucking girls?posted in Sex & Relationships
What was your experience like?
I couldn't tell you honestly… I just can't bring myself to touch something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die lol