Posts made by flozen

I'm a bit more rigorous.  Every day, including weekends, I wake up before 6 p.m.     :alarm:

Sunday, June 24, is the NYC Gay Pride March/Parade.     :bpr:

TPBM has participated in a Gay Pride March, and tell us where, if you're inclined.

Im Nin'Alu (If The Doors Are Locked) - Ofra Haza - 1984

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsVX2gbddRv2988g0tw8YmA (hi-res music video embedded)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ofra_Haza

I am still working on the language of love.  :love:

Black or Asian?  Anglo or Latino?  Making race choices in this fashion, I abstain.

THIS or THAT or THE OTHER:  The French Open just ended.  Tennis fans (or just travel fans), would you rather win a vacation to the next Wimbledon, U.S. Open or Australian Open?

No, no, no.  Pew has a fairly extensive history of making offensive racial and Nazi remarks – too many to be explained by "second language" misunderstandings.  I know he's young, but reaching millions of impressionable teens carries responsibility.  There are literally thousands of other young, cute YouTube guys that are just as funny and quirky -- without this dark side.

TPBM has lived in, or visited, a country that begins with the letter "G."

Feel free to have a good, close look at my 12-pack (of Stella Artois), heading for the fridge.

TPBM paints (or has painted) their toenails – details on color, occasion appreciated.

The old, classic Gmail look.  I could say the same thing about Outlook, where, really, most of the "enhancements" eventually lead you to some offer of ancillary goods or services.

THIS or THAT:  You win a trip, but it must be taken in the off-season.  Do you choose

Miami in the worst of summer – with jungle heat, 90% humidity and daily thunderstorms;

or

London in the worst of winter – with grey skies, short days, snowstorms and wicked wind.

At school one day, Little Johnny’s teacher asked the class to use the word “contagious” in a sentence.

Cindy raised her hand and said, “I was at the doctor’s office with my mom, and she said not to play with the toys in the waiting room because the other kids were contagious.”

A moment later, Samantha raised her hand and said, “My dad tells me not to yawn because then everybody else yawns.  He says yawning is contagious.”

“Excellent work, girls!  Very creative,” the teacher praised.  “Okay, one more volunteer.”

Little Johnny raised his hand.

“Well,” he says, “I was helping my dad in the yard last week, and we saw the neighbor lady painting her house.  She was using a small brush, so I asked, ‘Daddy, why is she using such a small brush?.’

"And he said, 'I don’t know, son, but it’s gonna take that contagious.'”

:blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam for medical school.

For one question on human anatomy, students were asked to rearrange the letters “PNEIS" into the name of "an important human body part which is most useful when straight and erect."

Those who answered "spine" are now doctors.

The rest of us are posting jokes on message boards.

No fap?

Simply, no.

I think a good fap reduces accumulated stress, and at bedtime, better than a sleeping pill.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church.

The priest says, “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.”

The Higgs Boson replied, “But without me, how can you have mass?”

:blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:

I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together and I was like, OMg!!!

:blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:   :blink:

A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food-truck and says, “Make me one with everything.”

The monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid.

“Where’s my change?” the monk asked.

The vendor replied, “Change comes from within."

It's risky to believe anything recommended by a celebrity (or quasi-celebrity) in their internet accounts.  Following is one falling star who didn't possess the intellectual acumen to cut out the sponsor's instructions before posting his pimping:

https://mashable.com/2016/05/19/scott-disick-sponsored-instagrams/#2kJX_asKg5qE

Here's a good article on additional celebs and how the whole dishonest system works:

https://jezebel.com/heres-how-much-celebrities-make-in-the-instagram-produc-1740632946

As to the clean "down there" issue, one can employ disposable enemas available at any drugstore, or get those shower "water jet" attachments.

@Cuervos626:

Jennifer Lopez or Marc Anthony?

Outside of Latin America, I think the "familiarity level" with Marc Anthony is much lower than Ms. Lopez.  I will choose Jennifer, based 90 percent on her early work, not such a big fan today.   :blink:

It's challenging to find a pair of global icons that have not been done to death.  So, specifically for animation (cartoon) lovers…

ADULT SWIM THIS or THAT:

AQUA TEAM HUNGER FORCE or SQUIDBILLIES?

If you're open to moving from small-cock porn, to men with small cocks in real life, perhaps the following link will be of interest.  From what I can judge by looking at the front-page sections/forums, it seems to have both straight and gay members (and yes, even women admirers, so if that's your red line, go no further…).

https://www.measurection.com/forum/

It's likely that some of the men have posted pics or short films (or at least links), so that's a bit like porn.

I love to sing in the shower, something my cats seem to enjoy.   :blink:   Still, I am grateful that my windows are hurricane-proof and therefore, reduce the noise enough to spare my neighbors.

(And yes, posts for third-party "make money" sites, as above the post of Cuervos, are a very bad idea.)

TPBM has reduced or eliminated most processed sugars (white sugar, etc.) from their diet.

Sorry to hear that, John.  I'm listening to Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield.   It speaks of every day being a new beginning, the power of your voice, living with arms wide open.  All good thoughts.

Youtube Video

@2222:

LOL  :rotfl: :funny2:
How the fuck I missed that!  :pope:

2222, I'm glad you have such a good sense of humor for my pointing it out!

And don't worry, you're in good company.  Another of our beloved posters – we will call him "JA," for the sake of privacy -- mentioned the same song on this page,,, and the previous page!

Could he have it on "Replay" for several days?  It must be one hell of a song!  ( :love: JA  :love:, of course.)

In honor of that individual, I am listening to the Oscar-nominated "Blame Canada" from South Park:

Youtube Video

Some people have perspiration odor after one warm afternoon, others can go a couple days without a soapy shower.  If you're unsure where you stand (or smell), ask a close friend or two to give you an honest appraisal.

Showers can be so relaxing, it's hard to imagine not looking forward to one each day.

No, no, never.  And in almost any case, I'd prefer that my sex partner (or temporary porn clip boyfriend, lol) leave it be, as well. 

He's quite handsome, but I can tell you, he's not the first Asian man who has turned my head! 

Perhaps liking him will broaden your appreciation of the very wide range of men from that region.  Have fun looking around!

Dick size doesn't bother me in the least, so put me in the column for "handsome and little dick."

(But really, there are so many other mitigating factors!)