A: Your partner will always blow your bonus!
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Posts made by coryzinho
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Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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Q: What's the best part of gardening?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: Getting down and dirty with my hoes.
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Q: What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there.
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Q: Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!
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Q: What do pimps and farmers have in common?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: They both need a hoe to stay in business.
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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking goodyear
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Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat!
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Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
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Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
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Q: How do you know if your boyfriend has a high sperm count?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: You have to chew before you swallow!
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Q: What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: The more you play with it the harder it gets.
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Q: What did one tampon say to the other?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
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Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A: Because his pecker is on his head!