Depends on the length of the perch.
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Posts made by coryzinho
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How many parrots can you fit down a man's pants?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
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What would happen if you cut off your left side?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
You would be all right.
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What is the difference between oral and anal sex?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
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Why is being in the military like a blow-job?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!
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What is the difference between erotic and kinky?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
Erotic is using a feather….kinky is using the whole chicken.
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What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
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What did the banana say to the vibrator?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
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Did you hear about the celebrity murderer?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
He was shooting for the stars.
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What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?posted in Jokes & Funny Stuff
Where you put the cucumber.