Posts made by coryzinho

69 with three people watching.

"Is it in?"

7 Up in cider.

Kermit the frogs finger

Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

They couldn't close his casket.

A cucumber

A $100 bill!

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Man comes home from work to find his boyfriend whacking off into a condom.  Man says, "WTF?" Boyfriend says, "I am making you a sack lunch!"

Queens are wild and straights don’t count.

Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?"

A pain in the ass!

Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?
Father: It means 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.

It's not hard.

There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."
The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!

How do you breathe through that tiny thing?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?