Posts made by coryzinho

A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

A: They planet.

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

A: "Oh sheet!"

A: With a cowculator.

A: A gummy bear.

A: Because seven "ate" nine.

It gets toad away.

lol

At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"

A: When all the hot dogs taste like shit!

A: He said he could stop anytime

A: He only comes once a year.

A: Because the snowblower is coming.

A: He was charged with battery.

A: He sweeps with the fishes!

A: addictionary.

A: Tickle its balls

A: Papa Boner

A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.