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    Posts made by coryzinho

    • Q: Whats the difference between light and hard?

      A: You can go to sleep with a light on!

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    • Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

      A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.

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    • Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?

      A: He could read lips!

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    • Q: Whats the hardest part of rollerblading?

      A: Telling your parents that you are gay.

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    • Q: What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson?

      A: "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum."

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    • Q: What’s soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up?

      A: Vomit

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    • What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

      A cherry float.

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    • Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

      Because they have cotton balls.

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    • Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas?

      He can't find the zipper!

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    • What’s the difference between love and herpes?

      Love doesn’t last forever.

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    • Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives

      Drinking Licking sucking fucking and wanking.

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    • Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff?

      A Crane!

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    • Whats long hard and full of seamen?

      A submarine

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    • Why are pubic Hairs so curly?

      So they don’t poke his eye out.

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    • What did the letter O say to Q?

      Dude, your dick is hanging out.

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    • What’s the difference between you and eggs?

      Eggs get laid and you don’t

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    • Why did the Mafia cross the road?

      Forget about it.

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    • What's worse than spiders on your piano?

      Crabs on your organ.

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    • What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

      About three inches.

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    • Whats worse than getting fingered by Captain Hook?

      Getting raped by jack the ripper.

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