A: You can go to sleep with a light on!
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Posts made by coryzinho
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Q: Whats the difference between light and hard?
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Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle.
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Q: Whats the hardest part of rollerblading?
A: Telling your parents that you are gay.
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Q: What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson?
A: "You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum."
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Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
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What’s the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn’t last forever.
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Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives
Drinking Licking sucking fucking and wanking.
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What’s the difference between you and eggs?
Eggs get laid and you don’t
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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
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Whats worse than getting fingered by Captain Hook?
Getting raped by jack the ripper.