Posts made by coryzinho

A: A Christler.

A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

A: A penis because just a thought can lift it.

A: Juan on Juan.

A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

A: They log in.

A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

You were too lazy to read that number.

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!

A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads, "Dear love, I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you. Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here."

A: Microchips!

A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!

A teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny responded, "Drin-king, smo-king, and f*c-king."

A: Decomposing.

A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

A: It's okay. He woke up.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."

Now wipe that smile off your face.