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    • A husband says to wife

      A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight." The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?""

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    • Q: How do you make a witch itch?

      A: Take away her "w".

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    • Man and neighbor

      A man is telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." "Really?" answers the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "12:30."

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    • Q: What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison?

      A: A small medium at large.

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    • Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?

      A: Buy a deck of cards.

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    • Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

      A: He wiped his bum.

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    • Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

      A: Bernadette.

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    • Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?

      A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.

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    • Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?

      A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

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    • Neutron in a bar

      A neutron walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer. How much will that be?" The bartender responds, "For you? No charge!"

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    • Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog

      The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a great looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."  So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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    • Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Ei

      A: Frankenstein.

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    • Trick or treat

      A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

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    • Q: Why is the barn so noisy?

      A: Because the cows have horns.

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    • Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?

      A: Pilgrims!

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    • Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?

      So he could see her crack!

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    • Why did the tomato turn red?

      Because he saw the salad dressing!

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    • Sailor

      A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"

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    • Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

      A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

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    • Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?

      A: "I'm not peeling well."

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